[quote=“Bonevomit, post:3720, topic:47”]Check out my secret society
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Can you tell me how you done this?
[quote=“mineforce, post:3721, topic:47”][quote=“Bonevomit, post:3720, topic:47”]Check out my secret society
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Can you tell me how you done this?[/quote]Presumably he recruited a bunch of NPCs and then ordered them to “guard” their current locations.
[quote=“Bonevomit, post:3720, topic:47”]Check out my secret society
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I like how dramatic classical music was being played.
[quote=“Headset-less, post:3723, topic:47”][quote=“Bonevomit, post:3720, topic:47”]Check out my secret society
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I like how dramatic classical music was being played.[/quote]
But nobody wanted the reinforced zweihander. 
Day 8.
Killed /so/ many zombies. Soooo many zombies. Wander Spawns make for fun times.
Upon loading the naturalist girl in LMOE shelter, I realized she and the bionic prepper with solar car are actually in the same world.
When the girl is no longer dehydrated (woes of no second liquid container), she will set forth to explore.
EDIT: It’s day 3 and she’s killed a moose on day 2.
Fell asleep with my earplugs in. Woke up to a survivor zombie scratching on my helmet. Killed a shit-ton of zombies, including three shocker brutes and a hulk, before repairing my car. They smashed two quarterpanels, two military platings, and my recharging station. They also almost smashed my Storm Bolter turret (mod), which is not as easily replaceable.
I cleaned a village with my Indina Jones toon, then raided one of the house. Started to sleep a little, after a good drink an eat party. A robocop woke me up, yelling "don’t move citizen"a lot. Of course i moved. Robocop gazed me, then put electric restrainers on my hands. I ran to a house and blocked the door. Slept as much as i can when i noticed the restrainers had a timer. Got free. All stats very low, high pain, depressive mood.
Now there is this robocop yelling in the village, looking for me, with gaz everywhere. And i’m starving. Futur doesn’t seem very bright.
tired
night is falling
goes toward car
interrupted by giant zombie horde
WELP looks like I’m not sleeping tonight
Looted a grocery store after whacking an eyebot.
A riot control robot spawned inside, but behind the refrigerated dairy section.
He couldn’t actually move to me, but he kept on zapping my eyeballs with a beam rofl.
I’m sleeping on the floor in a windowless closet because some zombies led by a shocker disturbed my rest in a bed. The game takes a long time to calculate the motion of all these zombies. I fell asleep around 1:00 and it’s 2:30 five minutes later.
I just woke up at about 9:30.
I look outside.
EVERY. TENTH. TILE. IS. A. ZOMBIE.
OH SHIT GUYS
SAMPLE
Ouch.
I can take them, it’s just going to take me a long-ass time. Or I can make a dash for my car, load and activate the turrets, and gun it out of there. Actually, as glorious as another few thousand zombie kills would be, I think running would be more fun.
I stumbled upon an npc who was sporting a flame thrower and wasn’t very friendly. He ordered me to drop my weapon, I told him to get lost and the fight ensued. It turned out the bastard had also some grenades or molotovs… I closed the game right after dying, started it again and loaded the quicksave (the one I made in the middle of the fight). Something went south and that npc fool blew himself up.
Guess what I found nearby? My own damn corpse.
My screenshot program isn’t working because all the zombies are taking up too much memory. I got one screenshot, and this is all I’m likely to get, but it sets the scene.
When I looked out to take the last screenshot, all the zombies saw me. That brute just bashed down the door and he’s going to break the dresser I put there for backup. I got in there using Probability Travel, which is the third most useful bionic ever.
I’m up in the left-hand corner by all the red lines, behind the dresser. My car and my goal is to the south. The thickest zombies are to the north, and to the south they slack off, but are still numerous. My car has a single boomer inside, who got in via a door I left open. The car itself faces south, the rear hatch facing me invitingly. It has two fusion turrets and a storm bolter turret (mod), all on the front. A car blocks my exit to the south, but that’s why my car has a ram.
Time to fly.
[quote=“BigLie, post:3735, topic:47”]I stumbled upon an npc who was sporting a flame thrower and wasn’t very friendly. He ordered me to drop my weapon, I told him to get lost and the fight ensued. It turned out the bastard had also some grenades or molotovs… I closed the game right after dying, started it again and loaded the quicksave (the one I made in the middle of the fight). Something went south and that npc fool blew himself up.
Guess what I found nearby? My own damn corpse.[/quote]
your copy of character was outside game
your normal character died and npc activated grenade
your copy of character enter the game
npc died and you meet your body
IT’S GODDAMN NARRATIVE TIME
Before the brute can bash down my cabinet, a feral hunter jumps ahead of it, blocking it. I step forward, ready to fight as soon as the barricade goes down. The feral hunter jumps out of the way of the brute again, letting him do his work. The brute smashes the dresser with a single punch, scattering shards of wood. I step over the wreckage and draw my diamond katana, slashing the brute. The force of the blow leaves not even a corpse. Blood and meat splatter the walls.
Next I take care of the feral hunter. As I step forward, a spitter breaks in through the window opposite my closet. Acid spatters around my feet, melting into the floor. A shocker throws a bolt of electricity through the window next to me, electrocuting me. I quickly activate Dielectric Capacitance. I take a step forward into the lightning and acid, ignoring the acrid smoke rising from my boots. I kill the offending spitter with a single slash, acid spattering the walls.
I step around into the kitchen, killing a feral hunter who leaped into my path. I walk towards the south, a second shocker throwing lightning through the broken windows. I step out the window frame, killing a spitter and the shocker. Meters away I see my car being beaten on by zombies as they stupidly try to reach me through it. Inside I see a boomer leaking bile on my back windows. I walk towards it, killing a skeleton with a backhanded blow.
I open the hatch, avoiding the questing hands of zombies, and impale the boomer. I step inside and close the hatch. I walk to the front of the car, killing a zombie climbing in through the door, before shutting it. The zombies pound on the outside of the car, but their weak limbs cannot penetrate the ceramic armor that stops even machine-gun fire.
The games gotten kind of boring now. I’ve seen pretty much everything new it has to offer.
I wish that we could see some new locations and stuff to explore. I’m tired of everything being all about mines/labs/military bases
LOADIN’ THE TURRETS
ACTIVATIN’ THE TURRETS
I step into the driver’s seat and gun the engines. The Solar Roller responds and begin to roll forward. A bloated zombie explodes to my left, obscuring that half of my vision. The storm bolter rotates, methodically killing another zombie every few seconds. The fusion turrets, on the other hand, sit there dead, reminding me why I left them unloaded most of the time. I’ll be replacing them at the nearest opportunity. The engines hum and the wheels send me forward. Ahead of me lies freedom, but closer is a sporting goods store and a dead car crawling with zombies. I turn left, my ram smashing through the corner of the store, while the storm bolter makes a half-hearted attempt at shooting through the car doors at the zombies. It soon swings around to more vulnerable targets.
I turn left more, until I face west. I’m aiming for a cathedral on the edge of town. There are only a few zombies, so I switch off the turrets to conserve ammo. I roll around the back, slowing down. I maneuver the back of the Solar Roller into the rear stained glass window, where it just fits. I smash up benches and reinforce the doors. I can hold out here forever.
EDIT: UNLESS A FUCKING HULK COMES, LIKE JUST HAPPENED