What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

Barhandar · 2014-09-29T23:47:53.000Z

[quote=“TheFlame52, post:3499, topic:47”]Right now I see a hulk, a master, and a shocker brute. Still no contest.

EDIT: Zombies in a horde only ‘drop’ into the real world when you shift from on world tile to another. I saw that I hadn’t been getting any more zombies for a bit, so I decided to go one map tile over. Suddenly, the game lags. When it unfroze, SO MANY ZOMBIES. HUNDREDS OF ZOMBIES.[/quote]
Strange, they dropped all around me perfectly fine when I was walking in a police station previous char died around of. Imagine how ‘funny’ it was when I waited in confirmed-empty station, took all of 5 steps towards exit… SUDDENLY ENTIRE BUILDING IS ZOMBIES.
I dropped a mini-nuke on them.

TheFlame52 · 2014-09-29T23:54:43.000Z

[quote=“TinHead, post:3500, topic:47”]Hey, what are your guy’s favorite mutation category?
Kind of bored right now.[/quote]
MYCUS ALL THE WAY

But for right now it would have to be insect. Chitinous skin, insect wings, and a venomous stinger. Not to mention the nice stat bonuses.

TinHead · 2014-09-29T23:55:49.000Z

For me, its SPIDER-WOLF-FISH-OH GOD ITS INSECTOID TOO-HOPING FOR MYCUS TO COME OUT ANY SECOND NOW person.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-09-30T00:11:47.000Z

BIONICS ARE BETTERER

KA101 · 2014-09-30T00:14:42.000Z

incide:

Yeah, apparently not a single gun-toting survivor-munching Big Robot in the 2070s has any kind of night vision. Weird, but true. Craft EMP grenades or regular explosives, figure out its position at night and you can take on even a chicken-walker or a couple milspec turrets easily. Just be cautious.

You know when people complain about how OMG the lab turret totally BS killed 'em when they opened the door, never even saw it?

Just imagine if the turrets you never saw before they shot you were mobile, walked around on the surface, and packed explosive ordinance.

Really make DDA infuriatingly random-killy? Y/N (capitals needed)

TheFlame52 · 2014-09-30T00:37:23.000Z

TinHead:

For me, its SPIDER-WOLF-FISH-OH GOD ITS INSECTOID TOO-HOPING FOR MYCUS TO COME OUT ANY SECOND NOW person.

Now if you want to be really technical, I’m a bug-bird-lizard. In that order.

TinHead · 2014-09-30T00:48:29.000Z

I was driving down a road in a car, when a police blockade was infront of me, with fucking turrets, I try to do a turn and a BULLET HITS THE GAS TANK and im screwed, but somehow I SURVIVED and managed to get into the police car still alive while under fire by 10 turrets, while praying that I can reload before something else explodes.
Still updating…
EDIT: Turns out their Milspec turrents OH GOD I HAVE NO ARMOR ANYMORE THEY DESTROYED IT! I HAVE NO TORSO HEALTH RUN AWAY
EDIT AGAIN: OH GOD IM BLEEDING OUT NO BANDAGES LEFT AFTER FALLING BACK FROM TURRETS AHHHHHHH HELP ME GOD
EDIT, THIRD TIME: I managed to flee to the radio tower, and set up camp, Turns out im seiging, also fun fact, TREES DON’T STOP MIL-SEC BULLETS

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-09-30T00:53:33.000Z

Ya fucked

KA101 · 2014-09-30T01:21:46.000Z

[quote=“TinHead, post:3507, topic:47”]I was driving down a road in a car, when a police blockade was infront of me, with fucking turrets, I try to do a turn and a BULLET HITS THE GAS TANK and im screwed, but somehow I SURVIVED and managed to get into the police car still alive while under fire by 10 turrets, while praying that I can reload before something else explodes.
Still updating…
EDIT: Turns out their Milspec turrents OH GOD I HAVE NO ARMOR ANYMORE THEY DESTROYED IT! I HAVE NO TORSO HEALTH RUN AWAY
EDIT AGAIN: OH GOD IM BLEEDING OUT NO BANDAGES LEFT AFTER FALLING BACK FROM TURRETS AHHHHHHH HELP ME GOD
EDIT, THIRD TIME: I managed to flee to the radio tower, and set up camp, Turns out im seiging, also fun fact, TREES DON’T STOP MIL-SEC BULLETS[/quote]

I call bullshit. Cop blockades are 9mm turrets, not milspec.

TinHead · 2014-09-30T01:52:18.000Z

Correction, its a mix, because of 2 millitary bunkers almost right next to it.
Oh, and I died from an infection/[s]god-damned-motherfucking-asshole-piece-of-shit-goddamned-wait-for-this-motherfucking-mutation-coming-in-the-next-fucking-goddamned-piece-of-shit-experimental-update-pls-be-soon-k?/s]
#DamnedTurretsKilledMeAgain

KA101 · 2014-09-30T03:06:43.000Z

[quote=“TinHead, post:3510, topic:47”]Correction, its a mix, because of 2 millitary bunkers almost right next to it.
Oh, and I died from an infection/[s]god-damned-motherfucking-asshole-piece-of-shit-goddamned-wait-for-this-motherfucking-mutation-coming-in-the-next-fucking-goddamned-piece-of-shit-experimental-update-pls-be-soon-k?/s]
#DamnedTurretsKilledMeAgain[/quote]

OK, good to know. I’ll have to check that because I’m seeing multiple reports that folks are getting killed by bunker turrets whilst outside the bunker.

I’ve committed blasphemy a few times; have neither impregnated anyone who then gave birth, nor engaged in carnal activity with someone who has previously given birth; I indeed do have an anus that is more or less functioning to spec, and given the amounts of fiber I eat there’s probably some fecal matter in the pipe ATM; I do not know what Shodan, Kali, Ka’lol, or any other deity thinks of any given DDA mutation, nor do any of our mutations do anything carnal, nor do our experimentals focus on that sort of activity or originate from anyone’s GI tract.

But yeah, we’ll get it through soon for you.

TheFlame52 · 2014-09-30T11:25:53.000Z

I taught my friend how to save-hack before I taught him the controls. I think I’m doing this wrong.

Arek_PL · 2014-09-30T16:14:41.000Z

road block can have alslo that powerfull turret what when i saw i was killed by one shoot but i do not rember name

TinHead · 2014-09-30T16:45:14.000Z

Is that new update out yet?
Please be out…
PLEASE

Valpo · 2014-09-30T16:57:24.000Z

I Just destroyed a quantum solarpannel on a z head because i forgot that i was wielding it…on the + side i didn t get hurt alls good.

TinHead · 2014-10-01T00:00:58.000Z

Seriously, whens that new update? I thought it was suppose to be in by today…

Nioca · 2014-10-01T00:04:51.000Z

So, I’m running an infected survivor. Just started a new game. Directly adjacent to my character is a First Aid Kit.

I’m not sure whether to be happy for the four free points, or concerned (whenever the RNG plays nice like this, it’s usually setting up for something nasty).

KA101 · 2014-10-01T00:05:57.000Z

TinHead:

Seriously, whens that new update? I thought it was suppose to be in by today…

We’re Working On It.

I’ve merged some stuff, boosted the boat-spawn chance, monitored the wiki, triaged new issues, am checking on the new fire-engine (water cannon!) code, and then I’ll need to do some more touch-ups, chiefly atmospheric.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-10-01T01:08:53.000Z

“The L34B-45 is a .45 variant…”

YOU HAD ME AT MACHINE PISTOL AND .45 KA I LOVE YOU

KA101 · 2014-10-01T02:08:50.000Z

[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:3519, topic:47”]“The L34B-45 is a .45 variant…”

YOU HAD ME AT MACHINE PISTOL AND .45 KA I LOVE YOU[/quote]

That’s the L39B-45. “[…]Leadworks LLC released an L39B chambered in .45[…]” If you’re gonna talk about Leadworks products, get 'em right.

KA101 shakes his head. Sheesh! and I thought Hagane was Out There.

That’s been in-game for probably a month now, anyway.