What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

Ferodaktyl · 2014-06-01T21:01:46.000Z

i play a stupid computer geek dudette, mildly radioactive (Comp skill +4, int 6, Rivet are you here ? /joking), who’s got a cold and did a stem cell treatment. So what does the stem cell treatment do, beside a pain in the ass eye ?

John_Candlebury · 2014-06-01T21:07:56.000Z

It heals broken/amputated limbs.

Ferodaktyl · 2014-06-01T21:18:18.000Z

and it doesn’t cure a cold ?!

John_Candlebury · 2014-06-01T21:19:41.000Z

Well they are stem cells… I don’t think they could cure a cold by themselves.

system · 2014-06-01T21:38:39.000Z

Maybe if all of them turned into Phagocytes and other white blood cells, but other than that, no, stem-cells cannot cure a cold, just sit in bed, drink orange juice, watch the zombies trying to beat down your door and walls for a week.

Fish · 2014-06-02T00:20:54.000Z

Crossed arachnid threshhold and completed my MUSES (Multi-Use Stationary Energy Source, basicly a minireactor hooked up to a RV stove, chem lab, ect, ect, ect). Have now spun a 3 tile thick web fence (of thick webs!) around my LMOE shelter. Using the tunnel to the toxic waste dump to get junk I sometimes need. Found a mall and cleared out most of it (not worth it in my opinion). I have a question though, whats with Sapiovore and Predator? Do they function as a sort of replacement trait for Psychopath and Cannibal or what?

system · 2014-06-02T00:57:13.000Z

I think Sapiovore lets you eat rotten foods, so you can finally drink that milk you find in fridges that are rotten before you even enter the first house! I have no idea about predator, though.

KA101 · 2014-06-02T02:05:52.000Z

Fish:

Crossed arachnid threshhold and completed my MUSES (Multi-Use Stationary Energy Source, basicly a minireactor hooked up to a RV stove, chem lab, ect, ect, ect). Have now spun a 3 tile thick web fence (of thick webs!) around my LMOE shelter. Using the tunnel to the toxic waste dump to get junk I sometimes need. Found a mall and cleared out most of it (not worth it in my opinion). I have a question though, whats with Sapiovore and Predator? Do they function as a sort of replacement trait for Psychopath and Cannibal or what?

Sapiovore: humans are prey animals now. Kill and eat like any other chunk of meat. You stopped being human some time ago.

Predator line: Reduced problem with killing, and eventually fundamental shift away from intellect and toward the skills of Killing Stuff.

Anoahmous · 2014-06-02T02:24:49.000Z

This a somewhat old story, but after getting my first vehicle (can’t remember what it was), I encountered two zombears fighting, and since hostile mobs fighting is so rare, I decided to watch. A coyote or two joined in on the fun, then they all came after me.

It was way too lucky that I had a vehicle.

Arek_PL · 2014-06-02T05:38:38.000Z

i was thinking to build spiked pits near my base so i go to forest chop down some trees but i ramed in bush and some time later horde atacked me driwing in middle of horde is suicide and i driven away in other direction and found a military bunker with dead military squad and traps with pickaxe in middle so i grab 1 id and pickaxe and entered bunker i mined reinforced glass and i saw so many grenade launchers and 40mm ammo 2 rooms behimd glass are filled with water and mre after returning to home i decided to go to military outpost and clear these turrets with my new grenade launcher because it sometimes shoot at me when i open doors at house clearing this outpost was easy but 1 day later horde killed me in sleep

TheFlame52 · 2014-06-02T11:22:20.000Z

Arek_PL:

i was thinking to build spiked pits near my base so i go to forest chop down some trees but i ramed in bush and some time later horde atacked me driwing in middle of horde is suicide and i driven away in other direction and found a military bunker with dead military squad and traps with pickaxe in middle so i grab 1 id and pickaxe and entered bunker i mined reinforced glass and i saw so many grenade launchers and 40mm ammo 2 rooms behimd glass are filled with water and mre after returning to home i decided to go to military outpost and clear these turrets with my new grenade launcher because it sometimes shoot at me when i open doors at house clearing this outpost was easy but 1 day later horde killed me in sleep

That sentence was so run-on it got away from the zombies.

Miloch · 2014-06-03T02:24:20.000Z

[quote=“Miloch, post:2676, topic:47”][quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:2674, topic:47”](Eeeyyyy, Miloch!)

Hordes are just that, hordes. Huge mass of zombies that are drawn by noise.[/quote]

Yeah, but the thing is the horde is long gone. It has been gone for ages. I’m still getting zombies in the AO. I tried leaving for a while to see if they’d despawn like the old dynamic spawns and they haven’t. I’m still getting trickles of zombies.[/quote]
No one has any idea about this?

Paquito · 2014-06-03T03:06:29.000Z

I had taken to starting raging fires (which is too easy to do), and luring hoards of Zombies into them for easy kills. One of them happened to be a Zombie soldier. As soon as it died, I pulled a couple sweet guns from the fire all of a sudden there was a large boom, a ton of shrapnel hit my chest, I was on fire, and then dead.

I guess it had some explosives on it

system · 2014-06-03T03:18:30.000Z

[quote=“Paquito, post:2693, topic:47”]I had taken to starting raging fires (which is too easy to do), and luring hoards of Zombies into them for easy kills. One of them happened to be a Zombie soldier. As soon as it died, I pulled a couple sweet guns from the fire all of a sudden there was a large boom, a ton of shrapnel hit my chest, I was on fire, and then dead.

I guess it had some explosives on it :p[/quote]
It’s far more likely to have shit tonnes of ammunition on it.

My guess, from how you described the explosion, 10 rounds of .50 BMG maybe?

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-06-03T21:56:31.000Z

Love is none, love is life.

All of you are jelly.

Bonevomit · 2014-06-03T22:38:33.000Z

what does none look like?

I always thought of it as like a white block.

Fish · 2014-06-03T22:42:47.000Z

I like to like of it as a clear or white capital “I”.

Been play WAY too much DF. Feel the need to dig a tunnel and make a “minecart” to the nearest basment and evac shelter.

FOR ARMOK!

Jaso11111 · 2014-06-03T23:18:23.000Z

[quote=“Fish, post:2697, topic:47”]I like to like of it as a clear or white capital “I”.

Been play WAY too much DF. Feel the need to dig a tunnel and make a “minecart” to the nearest basment and evac shelter.

FOR ARMOK![/quote]
You do realize that minecarts HAVE to be a thing now right?!

Protester · 2014-06-03T23:46:47.000Z

[quote=“Jaso11111, post:2698, topic:47”][quote=“Fish, post:2697, topic:47”]I like to like of it as a clear or white capital “I”.

Been play WAY too much DF. Feel the need to dig a tunnel and make a “minecart” to the nearest basment and evac shelter.

FOR ARMOK![/quote]
You do realize that minecarts HAVE to be a thing now right?![/quote]

When that new dwarf fortress update comes next month, theres going to be alot of things needed!

Jaso11111 · 2014-06-03T23:51:31.000Z

[quote=“Protester, post:2699, topic:47”][quote=“Jaso11111, post:2698, topic:47”][quote=“Fish, post:2697, topic:47”]I like to like of it as a clear or white capital “I”.

Been play WAY too much DF. Feel the need to dig a tunnel and make a “minecart” to the nearest basment and evac shelter.

FOR ARMOK![/quote]
You do realize that minecarts HAVE to be a thing now right?![/quote]

When that new dwarf fortress update comes next month, theres going to be alot of things needed![/quote]
Are we still talking bout Cata?