What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

[system]

Writhing tentacles for arms tipped with sharp, rat-like talons. Thick, rough, hairy skin. Hideously ugly, with rounded bear’s ears and a protruding bear’s muzzle. A constant barn-like stench around him constantly. When he opened that door in the science lab trying to outrun a zombie hulk and a turret took his whole head off with one blast, it was probably a mercy. RIP, Erekose, you poor bastard.

[detahramet]

Pfft. I used to have an artifact bow. Gave me +3 str and made me faster, but gave me the shakes and sent blood everywhere.

“I used to have a bow like you, but then it turned out it was a dick”

[Kyriolexical_Dino]

I finally decided to get my character high today.

It was pretty wild after that lol.

[Hibou]

[quote=“Kyriolexical Dino, post:2543, topic:47”]I finally decided to get my character high today.

It was pretty wild after that lol.[/quote]

Happiness meter ends up like

[TheFlame52]

The image is broken.

[Hibou]

Works for me, not sure what the issue could be.

[EkarusRyndren]

Wandered out of the Evac shelter to a massive horde coming my way. In the path between me and shelter, an artifact field.

I retrieved the Artifact.

“Whispering Helix”

The upside is it turns /anything/ friendly for a short period of time

The downside is it does this by “Screaming Disturbingly”

I have acquired the Helix Fossil of Twitch and have deployed it to remove hordes, it’s working- slowly.

[FunsizeNinja123]

Screams do nothing but disturb you (huehuehuheuheuheheu).

(And I haven’t seen you in a while, Ekarus! :D)

[TheFlame52]

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:2547, topic:47”]“Whispering Helix”

The upside is it turns /anything/ friendly for a short period of time

The downside is it does this by “Screaming Disturbingly”

I have acquired the Helix Fossil of Twitch and have deployed it to remove hordes, it’s working- slowly.[/quote]
I had an artifact like that once and it was sweet. I can’t remember the downside, but I know there was one.

[EkarusRyndren]

[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:2548, topic:47”]Screams do nothing but disturb you (huehuehuheuheuheheu).

(And I haven’t seen you in a while, Ekarus! :D)[/quote]

I’ve been avoiding the forums mainly because I didn’t need the anger the “Suggestions” section gave me, I get plenty pissed off at work. Not sure how long I’ll stick around this time, but I’ll try.

Getting back on topic, I managed to clear out the horde using the Helix Stone, pitting my army of the undead against an army of ants.

The ants won, but only for now…

[FunsizeNinja123]

I’ve been avoiding the forums mainly because I didn’t need the anger the “Suggestions” section gave me, I get plenty pissed off at work. Not sure how long I’ll stick around this time, but I’ll try.

Aw. Well… Blerb.

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:2550, topic:47”]Getting back on topic, I managed to clear out the horde using the Helix Stone, pitting my army of the undead against an army of ants.

The ants won, but only for now…[/quote]

That mental image is amazing.

[DG123]

Holy crap, you can become a necromancer with that thing?

[FunsizeNinja123]

Holy crap, you can become a necromancer with that thing?

The upside is it turns /anything/ friendly for a short period of time

Yes, basically.

[yonsisac]

got out of the shelter and got killd bi a horder of not zombis but moose like 3

why ar moose,s ar so anoying make its stop!!

[Kyriolexical_Dino]

[quote=“yonsisac, post:2554, topic:47”]got out of the shelter and got killd bi a horder of not zombis but moose like 3

why ar moose,s ar so anoying make its stop!![/quote]
You think that’s bad? heh, zooses are small talk, come back again when there are 5 zolfs breaking down your windows and doors (with beartraps and caltrops on the way). THEY NEVER STOP heck, they come out of the goddamn rivers for all I care, how’s that even supposed to work?

[Hibou]

[quote=“Kyriolexical Dino, post:2555, topic:47”][quote=“yonsisac, post:2554, topic:47”]got out of the shelter and got killd bi a horder of not zombis but moose like 3

why ar moose,s ar so anoying make its stop!![/quote]
You think that’s bad? heh, zooses are small talk, come back again when there are 5 zolfs breaking down your windows and doors (with beartraps and caltrops on the way). THEY NEVER STOP heck, they come out of the goddamn rivers for all I care, how’s that even supposed to work?[/quote]
Don’t ask, just run!

[Kyriolexical_Dino]

So… I was walking about in what appears to be a clonning lab (low temperature and all), just tested the RM13 Combat armour and it fared quite well against the turrets. This of course isn’t my main point, I also heard a Mi-Go say “Have you done this before?” and “Do you smoke?”. I dunno if it’s true but it seems that these creatures mimic what the scientists say so yeah, virgin scientists getting it on the lab aparently is cannon in my world now lol.

[Keyreper]

i looted the mines and got around 22 spiral stones and 5 vortex stones, now hauling them back home that’s at least 10 miles away… by swimming in a river (gills FTW)

[Khrysanth]

I just started, and lost, a new character… Apparently, somebody built the shelter just west of a megastore, down the street from an apartment (to the east), and one street over from a hospital (north). But it wasn’t the zombies that got me. Nope, that honor goes to the moose just past the minefield that was set up to the south.

[FunsizeNinja123]

Lolnoob.