Real quick question. Did anyone suggest Shrek spawning in swamps?
+1 only if he makes bad ogre puns, and says “get Shrekt” when he kills you.
This would be an awesome easter egg, make it very rare and it’s a winner.
We can just mask it as Green ogre.
An abominable swamp man maybe?
SWAMP HULK -> GET OUTTA MY SWAMP
Sniper zombies that deliver headshots from gunstore rooftops with theire trusty .300 magnum rifle.
So Resident Evil zombies?
They are positively rediculess so they fit well in here.
Heh. Anyway…
Add working computers so we can play Cata while we Cata.
Make it so that items used only for debugging (Mjolnir, Shiny Cable, etc.) are rarely dropped from Amigara horrors.
Mooseocalypse. A moose on every tile. EVERY LAST ONE.
Game crashing simulator 2048*
Canada Mode.
Canada Mode must also include replacing all NPC text with strings of apologies rather than expletives.
Create new trait for player, labelled “Canadian”, where the extreme ups and downs of Cata’s wacky weather actually affect one’s percieved body temp less extremely. (Okay sometimes the weather is sane. Make Canada Mode include a wacky weather mod to accompany if needed). Create accompanying negative trait called “Not Canadian” where the extreme temperature shifts affect perceived bodypart temperatures more absurdly.
A photon cannon!
Which is nothing more than a flashlight with a fancy name.
The Book of Jargon.
Requires 60 intelligence to easily read.
Contains every recipe in the game.
Decreases morale by -10.
Takes 2 hours to read.
Australia Mode, replaces all regular words with expletives. Arbitrarily hot unless you live near the coast. Giant funnel web and trap door spiders.
Oh god. Zombified 'roos. ZOMBIFIED CASSOWARIES.
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Airstrike event in which military bombers blow the crap out of the area you are currently standing in with no warning whatsoever.
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Granades have a smalllarge chance to spawn tank drones in every tile of their explosion radius.
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Random NPCs named Bill, Zoey, Louis and Francis who run around shooting all zombies in sight with automatic weapons, constantly yelling things like, “RELOADING,” “PILLS” and “PIPE BOMB HERE”
Duke mode.
Those alien bastards are going to pay for zombifying my planet.
New artifact: Balls of Steel
Trunk drones. Like tank drones, but they spawn when you open a trunk.