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^ I assure you that if you've taken the time to write it the least courtesy I can extend is reading it.
Now as for my reply I’m going to say that you of course make an eloquent point, and I don’t think anyone’s going to argue the fundamentals of physics (here), yet I do feel I need to clarify something.
The important issue of the thread–I think–is that something as small as a six-speed bicycle can do more damage to the military grade plating and reinforced frame of a vehicle weighing tens of tons than a shot from a weapon designed to damage tanks. To say nothing of the brief reign of anti-vehicle flowers and shrubberies.
Again though, not much we can do but respect your decision to not personally undertake what is assumedly a daunting and drearily dull task by seeing in what ways it can be improved. As always I’m more than grateful to anyone making contributions to what is in my opinion one of the better roguelikes around.
So, as the suggestion board is exactly the place for the likes of me ((meddlesome freeloaders)) I’ll just have to hope someone takes it upon themselves.