Turkey Hulk

GlyphGryph · 2013-10-22T03:20:24.000Z

The bane of the woods

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(Guys entire blog actually seems pretty sweet)

Leper · 2013-10-22T04:32:29.000Z

Pond goblins WHEN?

John_Candlebury · 2013-10-22T06:12:38.000Z

No
NO
NOT THIS

ramesesniblet · 2013-10-22T08:43:10.000Z

I’m OK with this (should drop drumsticks when butchered).

Flare · 2013-10-22T11:26:06.000Z

Make it drop tofu when you butcher it.

vultures · 2013-10-22T22:46:22.000Z

That’s one juicy holiday addon. Now milk the minotaur’s mom and make the cheese stuffing.

EkarusRyndren · 2013-10-22T23:05:54.000Z

…Okay since no one else has said it yet… Y’all aware there’s a wang there?

vultures · 2013-10-22T23:54:00.000Z

Then it’s obviously looking at you, Ryndren.

GlyphGryph · 2013-10-23T04:29:53.000Z

EkarusRyndren:

…Okay since no one else has said it yet… Y’all aware there’s a wang there?

So many… possible responses…

Maybe not all of us are as focused on wang as you seem to be?
It’s nothing compared to the size of the wangs on the hulks already in the game.
Of course it does! How else could it make make dozens of tine baby turkey hulks to hunt you down in the dead of night?

etc. and so. None of the possible responses are actually all that good.

Rivet · 2013-10-23T04:35:28.000Z

GlyphGryph:

The bane of the woods

All I want to know is, is it edible?

ShinQuickMan · 2013-10-23T05:57:54.000Z

Well, the Gozu is, so it only seems fair that the turkey hulk should be too.

tikilla · 2013-10-23T06:09:38.000Z

Oh god that really freaks me out! I’m really scared now.

system · 2013-10-23T06:51:14.000Z

Oh, a pornstar turkey.

I wonder - can we obtain that dong as a weapon or a trophy? Also, why there’s still no critter-related trophies and items? I WANT MOOSE HORNS DAMNIT

kevin.granade · 2013-10-23T14:10:29.000Z

Should have a special holiday TurDuKen that only spawns on Thansksgiving. When you kill the turkey hulk it spawns a duck brute, then after killing that a chicken zombie appears.

StopSignal · 2013-10-23T14:45:06.000Z

Its basic food is Jabberwocks. D:

WE ARE DOOMED.

GlyphGryph · 2013-10-23T14:53:45.000Z

Kevin Granade:

Should have a special holiday TurDuKen that only spawns on Thansksgiving. When you kill the turkey hulk it spawns a duck brute, then after killing that a chicken zombie appears.

This is clearly the best idea that a human person has ever had. It is glorious.

kilozombie · 2013-10-23T15:02:47.000Z

How about one of Vihart’s delicious Turduckenailailduckenailails?

(1 turkey. 2 ducks inside. 4 quails inside, two in each duck.)

kevin.granade · 2013-10-23T15:07:35.000Z

That’s a good point, after the hulk the single brute and zombie aren’t going to be that much of a challenge, upping the numbers is a good fix for that.

Also it should have a special aroma attack that makes you hungry, but once you kill it tou discover the meat is tainted.

GlyphGryph · 2013-10-23T16:01:36.000Z

I don’t think it’s important that they are that much of a challenge outright - the challenge should come from it being a surprise.

Rather than have it happen immediately, have it take a couple turns. So the player shoots the turkey hulk, breathes a sigh of release, heads over to butcher the great smelling corpse… and then has a brute RIGHT in his face roaring at him.

The chicken could be a “last hurrah”, and it’s default behaviour could even just outright be “flee! flee!” (It is a chicken after all)

RadaRadaRada · 2013-10-23T17:23:05.000Z

What the hell, am I reading here?