Tips, Tricks, and Newb Questions!

Jakers · 2014-05-21T13:52:01.000Z

We shall let Cfant decide who the winner is!

The prize is… um… self-satisfaction?

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-05-21T13:52:33.000Z

Yes.

Datanazush · 2014-05-21T13:52:56.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

I think mine was better.

I spoke about more alternatives, and also added later game advice. Fuckin fight me.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-05-21T13:54:08.000Z

fite me irl feggit git r3k3t

Datanazush · 2014-05-21T13:56:26.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

fite me irl feggit git r3k3t

I’ll bash ur dad m8. won’t even see me comin.

Jakers · 2014-05-21T13:57:19.000Z

lawl luk at deez skrubs. do u even catiklisum bros?

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-05-21T13:58:35.000Z

Jakers:

do u even catiklisum bros?

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Jakers · 2014-05-21T14:02:56.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

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I can’t see the image! ;_; Cries for all eternity and slowly dies by drowning in own tears Could you describe it to me in words? I have a pro imagination.

Lorknis · 2014-05-21T14:04:25.000Z

Don’t make me get out the tentacles.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-05-21T14:05:27.000Z

Jakers:

[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:3287, topic:42”][quote=“Jakers, post:3286, topic:42”]do u even catiklisum bros?

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I can’t see the image! ;_; Cries for all eternity and slowly dies by drowning in own tears Could you describe it to me in words? I have a pro imagination.[/quote]

Nor can I, but it’s a pic of my stats.

Jakers · 2014-05-21T14:09:03.000Z

If you have a melee skill, cutting weapons skill above 12 and a marksmanship, dodging and fabrication level above 8 I will admit that u kan catiklisum bro.

Datanazush · 2014-05-21T14:17:31.000Z

Jakers:

If you have a melee skill, cutting weapons skill above 12 and a marksmanship, dodging and fabrication level above 8 I will admit that u kan catiklisum bro.

Yeah, you’re pretty outclassed there, respectively, 17, 15, 14, 7 and 10.

Cfant · 2014-05-21T14:19:34.000Z

Thanks for the help. Guess I owe both of you a can of beans or two

Nice to get help so fast!

Jakers · 2014-05-21T14:22:10.000Z

Datanazush:

[quote=“Jakers, post:3291, topic:42”]If you have a melee skill, cutting weapons skill above 12 and a marksmanship, dodging and fabrication level above 8 I will admit that u kan catiklisum bro.

Yeah, you’re pretty outclassed there, respectively, 17, 15, 14, 7 and 10.[/quote]

They aren’t the figures of my best character, I think I had insane stats on him [although he’s dead now.] That’s just the standard stats [in my opinion] required to cataclysm.

Gives certificate of honor that you can cataclysm.

As for the can of beans GIMMMMIIIIEEE NAAAOOOO I am so hungry IRL right now and my car is frickin low as hell on petrol. Time to attempt cooking, I’ll probably die of salmonella as all I have right now is some raw chicken breasts and a little bread and other crap.

Datanazush · 2014-05-21T14:27:04.000Z

Since this is tips tricks and other noob questions, I’ll help you with cooking the chicken. Cut it in half, this makes it cook quicker. If you’re afraid of undercooking a meal, put it on a lower temperature and cook it for longer, that way the heat has longer to cook the inside before the outside burns. In an emergency, cut the chicken so the undercooked section is exposed and microwave it for 10-30 seconds. BAM. PROBLEMS SOLVED.

Jakers · 2014-05-21T14:29:03.000Z

Datanazush:

Since this is tips tricks and other noob questions, I’ll help you with cooking the chicken. Cut it in half, this makes it cook quicker. If you’re afraid of undercooking a meal, put it on a lower temperature and cook it for longer, that way the heat has longer to cook the inside before the outside burns. In an emergency, cut the chicken so the undercooked section is exposed and microwave it for 10-30 seconds. BAM. PROBLEMS SOLVED.

OMG YOU PROBABLY JUST SAVED MY LIFE. I LOVE YOU.

[size=5pt]Just realized I’m retarded enough to not google ‘how to cook chicken.’ My life has officially failed.[/size]

AseaHeru · 2014-05-21T17:09:57.000Z

Could be worse.

Zargen · 2014-05-21T19:05:09.000Z

Do profession skill bonuses apply a flat increase to a skill or do you need to at least have a point in the skill to get the +1(2,3,4 etc)

vache · 2014-05-21T19:07:24.000Z

Profession bonuses are additive to whatever skills you select. So, if you put 1 point into first aid (which translates to +2 first aid) and you pick a profession with +4 first aid, you will start with +6 first aid.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-05-21T19:07:37.000Z

Bumping because Jakers must see my awesome skills.