Oh, I pretty much figured I wasn’t “doing it right” as opposed to there being a bug or that it was unintended behavior. I’ve learned most of the time when something isn’t working the way you expect it to you need to think about what you are doing before calling foul.
Dang, I didn’t know that. I was planning on leading a beagle tank through a minefield… and that also explains when I watched a mee-go fight a grenadier zombie why i went deaf and had a message about shrapnel hitting my armor.
It was the 80s and we lived in this weird rural-suburban area. Nobody really cared about what you did until there was blood or property damage. We were pretty stupid kids. Good times. 
I’ve been leveling my throwing with a practice target. I have about 40 rocks I throw while I’m waiting for my stolen electric car to recharge my Scoutin’ Scooter batteries. My thought is to use the rocks as a distraction. Maybe if I threw a rock through a window, I could sneak into a different house.
Yeah, I thought that the fuse would be longer, but then again I didn’t REALLY pay attention to the description. I just saw I could make one and left it in my inventory for S&Gs. A few RL days later “I’m all… uhhh crap how am I gonna live through this?! On look, pipebomb!”
Half the fun in this game is killing myself in silly “shitshitSHITSHIT RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN” ways. So far I’ve burned a forest down to escape a moose and wolves, burned a mall down thinking that the benches in a concrete courtyard would burn like a giant brazier, almost been eaten by a giant salmon while trying to swim, and a few other silly things. Being chased by a horde is sort of hilarious. It reminds me of this one summer when I made friends with the wrong big-mouthed kid who pissed off an entire playground…