Of course, but unlike mayo, Ketchup is a more refined sauce for a more refined era.[/quote]
It also contains natural mellowing agents that keep those impossible questions at bay, the what ifs and the if onlys. Ketchup says “who cares.”[/quote]
That is, Kevin, when one ambitious modder codes a several-thousand acre mall with barrels of ketchup and mayo prone to imminent spoilage in the backroom stock. Only, and only then can a character reach a status of The Chosen One and urinate very, very expensive pee from canned wellness during tower defense challenge; which would, by the way, last until the actual rot takes place.