No bloodsuckers please good sir. You’ll make me spill my tea.
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(ಠ_ರೃ),
[spoiler]I’d feel like much less of a man if I were terrified of an ASCII game. (ಥ﹏ಥ)
Seriously if they put bloodsuckers ingame all cities are instantly at the FUCK_NOPE.gif zone of instant, abject terror. It’d be like opening a can of instant coffee, vodka, or whatever tinned food russians survive on–hell, I don’t know probably fish eggs or borscht-- what I mean is, that isn’t what’s in the can. What’s in the can is pure, unadulterated terror powered by your darkest fears.
I mean, the average survivor basically trollfaces zeds with a single window-- Yet with 'suckers You’d see them from afar-- and when they notice you boom, invisible. The nice cosy boarded-up safehouse on the outskirts? No longer safe, you couldn’t be sure if something invisible tracked you ready to pop you like a bottle of capri-sun. A quick trip into a nearby bar for some booze? you could never be safe. You could never know WHEN you’re safe.
Seriously, I’d instantly grab my backpack and head for the hills. I’d have to break into a military bunker before exploring any cities and then load it with enough traps they’d even kill indiana jones. Bear traps and landmines, then board up and wall off any entrance and sit with a few loaded shotguns and SMGs staring at the door. Probably need some of those instant coffee cans too so I don’t fall asleep… because that’s when they’ll find you. [/spoiler]
