HELP
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
OH JESUS
although i can t read the tileset very good i dont see any problem you need helping with.
consult a doctor conerning that weird dream though.
I think you are about to have the MOST AWESOME LAST STAND STORY I HAVE EVER READDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DOCUMENT EVERYTHING.
AND DIE.
:3
That will be awesome!!
Also, bonus points for being under the rain.
I have no idea whats going on in that.
[quote=“StopSignal, post:3, topic:8095”]I think you are about to have the MOST AWESOME LAST STAND STORY I HAVE EVER READDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DOCUMENT EVERYTHING.
AND DIE.
:3
That will be awesome!!
Also, bonus points for being under the rain.[/quote]
I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER
[size=36pt]RNG HAS FORSAKEN ME[/size]
how did you break both you legs randomly?
Spitters, the hitler of zombies.
What is the best way to get my mojo legs back? I managed to crawl away from the skirmish as the zombies tore a new asshole on my northern fence. I need to get my shit back under control.
so you didn t avoid the spitters and stood your ground?
hm well become a lizard mutant like Ekarus!
or go to a hospital.
or use first aid to craft those thingys ( don t know how they are called in english)
…
fazinatingly enough i never broke my legs and did survive to walk away from the… uh crawl away… well yeah … uh i only ever broke my legs when the hit killed me anyway or i fell down a manhole. thus i am not absolutly sure ^^
[quote=“StopSignal, post:3, topic:8095”]I think you are about to have the MOST AWESOME LAST STAND STORY I HAVE EVER READDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DOCUMENT EVERYTHING.
AND DIE.
:3
That will be awesome!!
Also, bonus points for being under the rain.[/quote]
First of all, let me say that Chain Lightning is one of the best lifesavers in the game. When my legs were broken to shit I just spammed that into the horde surrounding me and killed them all.
However, I had to crawl away into the forest. Nanobots and medkits won’t save me and I’m nude from the waist down.
I’m just happy that my manhack friend saved my life. They aggro’d at least 50 zombies (a seriously mass of decayed flesh just surrounded that motherfucker) as I dealt with a couple as I could. Without it, I would not’ve been able to even crawl away from my ‘impenetrable’ fortress.
A few NPCs came and tried to help me out, but it was futile. They fell early on, taking maybe ten at most with them. What must’ve been 3 npcs gave their lives in order to let me escape - I guess hunting all those jabberwock for the locals pays off after all.
Right now I’m drugged to shit lying in the middle of a field in the pouring rain. I won’t give up hope - not yet. If I die, then so be it, I die. My best character goes away forever - but I’ll be damned if I don’t put up a fight.
[quote=“Valpo, post:8, topic:8095”]so you didn t avoid the spitters and stood your ground?
hm well become a lizard mutant like Ekarus!
or go to a hospital.
or use first aid to craft those thingys ( don t know how they are called in english)
…
fazinatingly enough i never broke my legs and did survive to walk away from the… uh crawl away… well yeah … uh i only ever broke my legs when the hit killed me anyway or i fell down a manhole. thus i am not absolutly sure ^^[/quote]
I usually have no issue surrounding spitters but I literally could not move because I was totally surrounded by zombies. My dodge is high enough that I can dodge every single blow, but you can’t dodge acid. Hence why I’m in perfect condition, save for my lower half.
Also, splints? Holy shit, that’s a good idea! I’ll see what I can do.
[size=36pt]UPDATE:[/size]
Thanks for reminding me that splints were a thing. I remembered there was a dead science team in the field to the southwest so I crawled there to get some rags and sticks. Hope is not lost!
My legs are still fucked to shit but at least they’re stiff now. What do I do?
[size=36pt]Update 2:[/size] I used my invisibility cloak to sneak through into my house. I’ll see what supplies I can use to save my shit. I know I have goo canisters and turrets, but I’m not sure about ammo.
are you using some weird martail ar to be able to dodge more then once per turn?
afaik you can only dodge once every turn taken. and 8 z arround you would mean you d get hit.
You’ve got a crazy overpowered character. There’s no problem here.
holy shit my sides! I can’t stop giggling. this almost makes me forget the pain
almost
[quote=“Valpo, post:12, topic:8095”]are you using some weird martail ar to be able to dodge more then once per turn?
afaik you can only dodge once every turn taken. and 8 z arround you would mean you d get hit.[/quote]
Really? Maybe because I abused granades (didn’t savescum, got Nic Cage’d a few times) but I wish you could only dodge once every turn because spitters are the only zeds that give me trouble anymore. It would be nice if that wasn’t the case.
Anyway, [size=36pt]UPDATE 3[/size]
I grabbed what I could from inside and decided to go all or nothing
Hey zombies, guess what?
[spoiler]
TAKE THIS YOU NERDS!
[/spoiler]
YOU ARE AWESOME
THIS IS EPIC
I CRY
Is there any way to make my character not have ninja reflexes?
Get it? N-ninja?
Yeah…
Seriously though I hate this.
Seems the power station wasn’t as good of a spot as I thought earlier. xD
