You fall asleep.
You dream of chasing cars and licking your nuts. What’s the matter? Timmy fell down into the well?
You wake up.
You feel well rested and alertness comes easily. You could get used to this.
You dream of chasing cars and licking your nuts.
Sounds like a normal dude’s dream to me.
[quote=“TheKobold, post:102, topic:10916”]
You dream of chasing cars and licking your nuts.
Sounds like a normal dude’s dream to me.[/quote]
I must have missed it. Was there something here that gave any indication of not being normal dude dreams? Why even mention it?
My survivor has probably bought a parking lot big enough for him to have parked his house which is a modified self propelled howitzer. The issue is that if everything is “normal” as in the original US government has been reestablished in the area then I don’t know if whether he would get to keep it or not and if he does get to keep it the main guns are probably going to get disabled. (It’s not illegal to own a tank) Plus for owning a parking lot it probably means he can rent it to businesses including grocery stores so he doesn’t need to waste gas buying food and going to work as he gets income renting space and whatnot. He would probably do the same thing if it was a new government founded by survivors minus the disabling main cannon thing, depending on laws of course.
so he would live in a parking-lot he owned as the landlord for a supermarket? I can see a lot of fun potential there in lieu of the messing with other people and general mischief.
goverment want to disable your weapons or take your tank bunker on wheels with lots of guns? army of rebuilding goverment will be probaly underprepared to even scratch armor of typical deathmobile
I would probably go on a 1-man war with the new government if they tried to take my BANEBLADE from me… And win, because I don’t think said new government could stand against someone with a Baneblade.
The government can’t take my underground fort. Probably. I mean, if they can muster up a force large enough to kill my survivor, they’ll have to deal with a smoking wreck that’ll be the fort should my survivor fall. Mininukes and RDX charges will make sure that the contents of the fort will follow it’s owner to the afterlife.
^^^
Something like this but less RDX charges and MOAR middle silos!
In the LMOE shelter feeding my 30 cats and cuddling my duffel bag of cocaine.
The NNE(New, New England) Commonwealth does not want to take your tanks or forts, they want you. Join us today and protect the Commonwealth. Only you can prevent future Cataclysms.
Their loss if they don’t want a post-apoc fortress.
As long as you pay tribuite, they can slowly integrate you into their society over generations until you are more like a state or the property thereof.
United States isnt really ‘a confederation of independent states’ anymore, enh?
Also inb4 nobody bombed Africa or SA so they became the new world powers, and Austrailia actually got better because of the nukes.
You think 'murrica would be the only country experimenting in the Ruinous Powers? Though if the blasts were an attempt to control a critical breach (unless it was CAUSED by the dimensional breaches, not sure what canon says now), the other countries engaged in !!SCIENCE!! might be more or less fucked just as hard.
[quote=“pisskop, post:113, topic:10916”]As long as you pay tribuite, they can slowly integrate you into their society over generations until you are more like a state or the property thereof.
United States isnt really ‘a confederation of independent states’ anymore, enh?
Also inb4 nobody bombed Africa or SA so they became the new world powers, and Austrailia actually got better because of the nukes.[/quote]
It just occured to me that post-cataclysm society would pretty much end up like as the “United Deathmobiles of New England”. It would clearly be a Feudal Society, run by lords who drive around in fucking huge Deathmobiles, Land Crawlers, Baneblades, and other such stuff. All of the lesser non-god survivors just serve them in exchange for protection/a chance to ride shotgun.
Naturally wars would probably just be started purely because two deathmobiles meet on the same road, and an arguement starts about who has the right of way. Entire towns get leveled in said arguement.
Like for example. My Baneblade occupies an ENTIRE map tile. I quite literally have to burn down forests with flamethrowers just to get wherever I want to go. If someone else in a deathmobile gets in my way, I would have to demand that either they turn around and go somewhere else, or I start shooting them with my 11 tank cannons.
Id hire said non-god survivor to craft several explosives and blow you up.
Id wait until you slept and drive it away.
Im suddently curious to know what happens to sleeping people in a moving car.
[quote=“evilexecutive, post:115, topic:10916”][quote=“pisskop, post:113, topic:10916”]As long as you pay tribuite, they can slowly integrate you into their society over generations until you are more like a state or the property thereof.
United States isnt really ‘a confederation of independent states’ anymore, enh?
Also inb4 nobody bombed Africa or SA so they became the new world powers, and Austrailia actually got better because of the nukes.[/quote]
It just occured to me that post-cataclysm society would pretty much end up like as the “United Deathmobiles of New England”. It would clearly be a Feudal Society, run by lords who drive around in fucking huge Deathmobiles, Land Crawlers, Baneblades, and other such stuff. All of the lesser non-god survivors just serve them in exchange for protection/a chance to ride shotgun.
Naturally wars would probably just be started purely because two deathmobiles meet on the same road, and an arguement starts about who has the right of way. Entire towns get leveled in said arguement.
Like for example. My Baneblade occupies an ENTIRE map tile. I quite literally have to burn down forests with flamethrowers just to get wherever I want to go. If someone else in a deathmobile gets in my way, I would have to demand that either they turn around and go somewhere else, or I start shooting them with my 11 tank cannons.[/quote]
baneblade didnt had over 20 weapons at once?
11 barrels of hell.
[quote=“Arek_PL, post:117, topic:10916”][quote=“evilexecutive, post:115, topic:10916”][quote=“pisskop, post:113, topic:10916”]As long as you pay tribuite, they can slowly integrate you into their society over generations until you are more like a state or the property thereof.
United States isnt really ‘a confederation of independent states’ anymore, enh?
Also inb4 nobody bombed Africa or SA so they became the new world powers, and Austrailia actually got better because of the nukes.[/quote]
It just occured to me that post-cataclysm society would pretty much end up like as the “United Deathmobiles of New England”. It would clearly be a Feudal Society, run by lords who drive around in fucking huge Deathmobiles, Land Crawlers, Baneblades, and other such stuff. All of the lesser non-god survivors just serve them in exchange for protection/a chance to ride shotgun.
Naturally wars would probably just be started purely because two deathmobiles meet on the same road, and an arguement starts about who has the right of way. Entire towns get leveled in said arguement.
Like for example. My Baneblade occupies an ENTIRE map tile. I quite literally have to burn down forests with flamethrowers just to get wherever I want to go. If someone else in a deathmobile gets in my way, I would have to demand that either they turn around and go somewhere else, or I start shooting them with my 11 tank cannons.[/quote]
baneblade didnt had over 20 weapons at once?[/quote]
Let’s see. Here’s the list of armaments I had on the Baneblade. It’s on my laptop, so I can’t get the pictures right now, but there should still be the thread I had up where I was showing it off in the General
Sponsons:
4 Turbolaser Turrets
4 “Twin Linked” M2 Browning Turrets
Main Turret:
4 155mm Howitzers, all linked together as one cannon(This is the BANEBLADE Cannon)
Coaxial mounts:
1 40mm Autocannon
1 M2 Browning
Secondary turret:
4 120mm Cannons, linked together as one(Demolisher Cannon)
1 “Twin Linked” M2 Browning Turret
Pintle Mounts:
3 M2 Browning Turrets
1 ATGM Turret
Primary Drive System:
4 12.71 Liter V12 Engines
Secondary Drive System:
3 6.82-Liter V8 Diesel Engines
Emergency Power System:
4 Vortex Generators
Crew Capacity:
28
Honestly, if I’m sleeping inside my Baneblade, I’m just going to set the turrets to shoot anyone that gets too close. There’s a lot more than 11 barrels, surely. I’d love to see a Deathmobile that actually could go toe-to-toe with the Baneblade.
[quote=“pisskop, post:116, topic:10916”]Id hire said non-god survivor to craft several explosives and blow you up.
Id wait until you slept and drive it away.
Im suddently curious to know what happens to sleeping people in a moving car.[/quote]
Not engaging in glorious battle between two gods on equal terms. As a Mutant-Cyborg-Power Armoured Death Machine sitting inside of a land crawler bristling with weapons.