[quote=“Pthalocy, post:3380, topic:441”][me=Pthalocy]hands Litppunk the Least Helpful Motivator award[/me]
Reposting my pic for the collab project. “Beep boop StopSignal” is now a searchable phrase to find this post by later.[/quote]
Oh god yes.
Fisrt I’d like to thank my parents for their support, and I would like to think friends and the rest of my family as well for all their support couldn’t have done this without you. I am…So honored to accept this award starts to tear up and cry I hope that I can continue to be recognized for my efforts and my motivational expertise. Id like to take this time to motivate each and every person out there by saying, theres is nothing you can’t do if you scarifies enough for it. I knew one man that lost his wife to cancer, never got to know his kids, hell he never met them even and his partner that lived a 50 year life before dying of medical complications without ever having sex ever, with their combined sacrifices we now have disposable pet dander rollers. Without their great scarifies this never would have been possible but now it is and we have them to thank for it. If I had not mentioned them here today they likely would have been forgotten for all time, and even mentioning it they probably still will. Thank you everyone good night. trips over own feet while sobbing hysterically and bashes head in getting amnesia, or maybe just head trauma
[me=Jakers]cries everytime[/me]
Was I the only one who saw an avatar that was handing something out next to this?
[quote=“Steelmaniac, post:3385, topic:441”]Stopsignal, if you dont mind :V
–snibbedi snab–[/quote]
I think I saw this picture in one other place about 15 minutes ago.
[quote=“trusty_patches, post:3386, topic:441”][quote=“Steelmaniac, post:3385, topic:441”]Stopsignal, if you dont mind :V
–snibbedi snab–[/quote]
I think I saw this picture in one other place about 15 minutes ago.[/quote]
I think I know where you saw that.
[quote=“Steelmaniac, post:3385, topic:441”]Stopsignal, if you dont mind :V
-sniap-[/quote]
Noice FNFAL M8
[quote=“FoobyDude, post:3388, topic:441”][quote=“Steelmaniac, post:3385, topic:441”]Stopsignal, if you dont mind :V
-snip-[/quote]
Noice FNFAL M8[/quote]
THE GLORIOUS FN FALAFEL KILL MANY ZOMBIE, JUST YOU WATCH!
Also, for the collab thing, don’t use my old picture I posted a while ago! Currently drawing up a much better and non-hurried version; I’ll be sure to post it as soon as it’s done. (Which will be tonight, hopefully!)
The room was pretty damn cold, but at least the bed he sat on was comfy enough. Chaz sat up, wobbling a bit as he still felt somewhat dizzy. He’d been conscious for a few hours now, a couple of indistinguishable blurry figures had been tending to him, bandaging him up, examining his eyes, asking him basic questions, and reassuring him that he’d be fine. The last thing he remembers was mercilessly punching a zombified Coulter’s face into a fine pulp, and then he ended up waking up in this cold place. He couldn’t see worth a damn - he’d lost his glasses - so he had to go by scent and whatever he could sense with his antennae, as inexperienced as he was with them.
The first thing that he noticed about the place was the scent. Plaster casts, bandages, hospital sheets and general malaise, just like the last time he was stuck in A&E back at ARI, only… there was something different about it. Nevertheless, he could at least figure he was on a hospital bed in an emergency room. As he was about to dwell on his thoughts, he heard the door open again.
“Oh, wow… what happened to you, oh mighty Skybreaker?” a soft chuckle following the words. The looming blurry figure approached him. His antennae trembled - who’s this, how do they know him, why are they calling him Skybreaker. He could sense a hand reaching out for him, and instinct kicked in. He squeaked furiously and leapt forwards, jagged jaws clamping down on… sturdy leather armour. Shit. What now?
Woah, woah, easy, Chaz, it’s me, it’s Eliza! Chaz’s jaws failed to even make a notable mark in her padded hoodie, and she gently lowered him back down onto the hospital bed, and after some hesitation, he let go. She stepped back a bit. “I’m sorry, I should’ve been more gentle with you, I didn’t realise you were in such a state just now.”
“But Coulter… I… he…”
“You don’t need to worry about Coulter, you’re safe here. Seb told me a couple of his men found you laying out in the field, unconscious. If you haven’t figured it out already, you’re safe and in good hands. I mean, this hospital doesn’t have any power yet but we’ve got some field technicians working on some sort of backup power supply right now, so we’ll get you warmed up in good time. No good for you to be running around in your skivvies in a New England winter, even with all that fluff on you.” Another chuckle, this one more comforting to Chaz.
“It’s good to see you again, even if the circumstances are… less than ideal for you right now.”
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A much better image for the collab for Stop! :
Direct link for StopSignal to use in the collab!: http://i.imgur.com/LcIi1Z1.png
“Gah! Sorry, am I late? I had to run through an awful lot of zombies to get here… almost split my tea! The things one does to preserve his Earl Grey these days.”
And why not a little backstory?
[i]Jakers is a curious spirit. The first thing people notice about him, is his choice of clothing for the apocalypse. Most people would pick armour, massive backpacks, tons of gear, but the so-called ‘Jakers’ only wore his suit at all times, accompanied by barely any gear but a knife and a Colt Navy revolver, with but a few bullets. Why does he do this? Nobody really knows. He seems cheerful, and happy, and always tries to keep a general sense of optimism about him in the apocalypse. He also lives on morals… when he’s sane. Most people would see a squirrel as another daily meal, but Jakers would feed the squirrels. He’s certainly a strange sort of chap for the apocalypse. His distinctive clothing made it easy for people to spot him way off.
However, that’s when they underestimated him. Bandits usually considered the gentleman as a joke, and mocked him. Jakers laughed along with them at gunpoint. As soon as they turned their backs however, there was nothing left of them. As if nothing ever happened, Jakers moved on, whistling a merry tune.
Nobody really knows why, but it’s said Jakers never takes his top hat off. Ever. If you try to steal his top hat, there is no doubt that Jakers will endlessly track you down - and kill you. Apparently he used to travel with somebody once - some sort of female dog mutant, who gave it to him as a gift before she… well, nobody knows what happened to her. Called ‘Jodi’, apparently, but we barely know anything - we’ve never found her body. Whether he’s sane, or unstable, nobody knows. Whilst he may seem friendly on the outside… horrible things have no doubt happened to him that have made him somewhat mentally unstable. A few photos show the gentleman standing beside burning towns, cities, or even schools with an amused smile, or playing harmonica atop a pile of gutted zombie corpses.
All we know is, he’s certainly one to watch out for. Keep an eye on him, boys. Don’t let his appearance fool you.[/i]
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Xd now that you put up full backstory that actually sounds kind of similar to what I would be like in apocalypse XD
[quote=“Jakers, post:3392, topic:441”]-lots of snip snipity-
Nobody really knows why, but it’s said Jakers never takes his top hat off. Ever. If you try to steal his top hat, there is no doubt that Jakers will endlessly track you down - and kill you. Apparently he used to travel with somebody once - some sort of female dog mutant, who gave it to him as a gift before she… well, nobody knows what happened to her. Called ‘Jodi’, apparently, but we barely know anything - we’ve never found her body. Whether he’s sane, or unstable, nobody knows. Whilst he may seem friendly on the outside… horrible things have no doubt happened to him that have made him somewhat mentally unstable. A few photos show the gentleman standing beside burning towns, cities, or even schools with an amused smile, or playing harmonica atop a pile of gutted zombie corpses.
All we know is, he’s certainly one to watch out for. Keep an eye on him, boys. Don’t let his appearance fool you.[/i][/quote]
“- some sort of female dog mutant,” Foxy: “Gaaassssp-”
“Called Jodi,” Foxy: “Awwwwww…”
“A few photos show the gentleman standing beside burning towns, cities, or even schools with an amused smile, or playing harmonica atop a pile of gutted zombie corpses.” The Whole Gang: “Uhhhhh…”
[quote=“FoobyDude, post:3394, topic:441”]"- some sort of female dog mutant," Foxy: “Gaaassssp-”
“Called Jodi,” Foxy: “Awwwwww…”
“A few photos show the gentleman standing beside burning towns, cities, or even schools with an amused smile, or playing harmonica atop a pile of gutted zombie corpses.” The Whole Gang: “Uhhhhh…”[/quote]
"Hrm? Ah… uhm… what can I say? Eheh… nervous laughter…"
Thoughts: [glow=red,2,300]I am going to find and kill whoever wrote that log about me. Slowly. But first, I shall finish my cup of tea.[/glow]
Also, I thought Foxy was… y’know… a fox! Jakers would totally pet or hug Foxy though - he’s a nice guy really. Kind of. Well, just don’t touch his top hat and you’ll be okay! (probably)
Man, I need to think up a personality for Chaz after the Cataclysm hits - I’ve been spending so long talking about his pre-cataclysm life as Project Skybreaker, and then a little bit about when the cataclysm hits, but assuming he’s survived a few days I should write down what sort of person he’s become - granted he’s much and such the same but after having lived in a lab for a while he’s had to adjust to actually surviving in the apocalypse.
I’ll make a doodle and a writeup eventually. For now, enjoy my previous posting of Eliza and Chaz meeting each other again after Chaz’s little head-injury incident that showed up in a few earlier posts. For him, this is the second time he’s recieved a head-injury and survived it (The first was a car accident he got into back in Scotland, years before Skybreaker was even a thing), so he’s kind of used to it by now.
(Totally not projecting my own life experiences onto Chaz Moth no siree yes I’m aware that his initials and full name are the same as mine shhhhhh)
[quote=“FoobyDude, post:3388, topic:441”][quote=“Steelmaniac, post:3385, topic:441”]Stopsignal, if you dont mind :V
-sniap-[/quote]
Noice FNFAL M8[/quote]
Thanks. I was tired of always seeing détails that didnt fit so yay references.
Oh an jakers, HOW EDGY
[quote=“ramesesniblet, post:3398, topic:441”]
Probably spent a little too long on that but oh well[/quote]
Ahaha, amazing. The posts from the “Favourite drugs in Cataclysm” thread come to mind now. Remember kids, meth saves lives.
