We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

the evil twin of pessimist prime?

In The Cataclysm snorting Crystal Meth is considered to be a good way to counteract the common cold.

we need [shadow=red,left]gunswords[/shadow]! @_@

A Large set of Collectable Cards that are of various crafting recipies that have instructions on how to make them on the back, simplified to a point of science… and perhaps flavor text

the evil twin of pessimist prime?[/quote]

I LOL’d so hard to this.
But that would probably go along with the various threads/ideas about adding robotics and prosthetic limbs.

The jacquesbrator: Basically a Jacqueshammer scaled down to be operated one-handed.

Also, apparently we need an oversized solar sombrero that, when worn in sunlight, provides charge to all the items with an appropriate attachment.

[quote=“RAM, post:1166, topic:3101”]The jacquesbrator
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I thought this was going to be a suggestion for a vibrator entirely in French, like the jacqueshammer.

Oh wait, that was the joke, wasn’t it?

Also so that way we can be Raiden.

Codec calls.

You get to set up your own radio support team with recruited NPCs and they’ll give you useful tips.

The horrible part? They all have horrible hobbies which they NEVER EVER SHUT UP ABOUT. Also, your ex just won’t stop fucking calling you.

Vehicle mounted brown note noise cannons.

Radiation exposure and mutagens should just cause cancer, which would negatively effect all stats and cannot be cured.

[quote=“Slax, post:1169, topic:3101”]Codec calls.

You get to set up your own radio support team with recruited NPCs and they’ll give you useful tips.

The horrible part? They all have horrible hobbies which they NEVER EVER SHUT UP ABOUT. Also, your ex just won’t stop fucking calling you.[/quote]

Or you can just throw the codec away. Just sayin’

However, why don’t we include “Maintenance” option for your CBMs and a chance of them malfunctioning if not maintained? Also, if you have more than 5 implants it should stop bleeding.
If there is nothing to maintain you just check your legs.

That’s when you put the “ex” in exterminated.

They’ll probably be ok…

Every zed should carry a procedurally-generated diary that detail the minutia of the last five years of their former lives.

yes, ESPECIALLY the zombears!

You can turn off mutations-from-radiation in the options, should you so choose. You want all mutation disabled or only (player-craftable) mutagens?

[quote=“RAM, post:1175, topic:3101”]Every zed should carry a procedurally-generated diary that detail the minutia of the last five years of their former lives.

yes, ESPECIALLY the zombears![/quote]
You need a special starting trait that allows you to read bear.

We need more martial arts: Jedi, The One, Chuck Norris, Tentacle Mastery(actually, having unusual body-form martial art styles might be good. The military probably developed best-practises for bionics and many mutations could probably be adapted into combat-styles…), Kaiju(Yes, stomping, flailing, and bad breath constitute a combat art!), Shounen, Magical Girl, and Fighting Dirty.

Why’d you need that when you have Niten Ichi-Ryu, aka “vaporize everything in your path with a quarterstaff style”?

Mount babies to cars.