We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

AllisonW · 2015-01-16T00:24:39.000Z

You can now read while driving.

Logrin · 2015-01-16T03:30:13.000Z

You used to be able to! And craft…it was awesome in a death mobile.

looks up
Town eh? Not for long…
*Glances back down to erotic ‘literature’

How about the B in CBMs getting changed to BUTT! and all installations having their dialog changed accordingly. (Fusion blaster cheek, Butt-mounted laser, rectal flashlight…storage space…) Obviously this means CBMs now come in suppository form rather than modules…

Choose your ethnicity at character creation and have each paired with a racially disparaging trait, such as Hispanics starting with ‘very sleepy’. And it goes without saying that if a cuacasian fellow attempts to climb a fence the game will remind them that ‘white boys can’t jump’

Pthalocy · 2015-01-16T04:17:12.000Z

That really is terrible!

I totally want butt-plate armour CBM now.

RAM · 2015-01-16T05:15:26.000Z

I am still trying to pin down precisely what the most amusing implication of butt-plating that protects the face, hands, and feet is…

system · 2015-01-16T05:49:51.000Z

Internal Furnace would force you to shove 2by4s up your ___. Heat drain would require you to sit on the target.

bubbadoo14 · 2015-01-16T11:54:50.000Z

The multitool would be a bunch of tools up your butt.

iceball3 · 2015-01-16T14:24:00.000Z

Artificial Night Generator
Now becomes the Artificial Butt Generator

Also butt cloaking systems.

Pthalocy · 2015-01-16T15:56:50.000Z

iceball3:

Also butt cloaking systems.

A butt cloaking system is the fanciest term for a pair of undies I’ve heard yet.

Jakers · 2015-01-16T18:00:53.000Z

Butt solar panels! Now you have an excuse for waving about your ass in the sun.

system · 2015-01-16T18:06:10.000Z

Butt fusion cannon?

bugsniper · 2015-01-16T18:28:16.000Z

Catfoodbob:

Hidden overall Moral stat- different from your moral stat but it is the coalescence of how your char feels about the entire thing… could get positive moral or negative that doesn’t affect the stat. could kinda worka s a buffer and resembles kinda how well your doing overall… different things affect it in different measures like good food could affect it more

ALS mode, where the goal is to strategically commit suicide at a date and time that maximizes your overall morale.

system · 2015-01-16T18:54:24.000Z

bugsniper:

[quote=“Catfoodbob, post:999, topic:3101”]Hidden overall Moral stat- different from your moral stat but it is the coalescence of how your char feels about the entire thing… could get positive moral or negative that doesn’t affect the stat. could kinda worka s a buffer and resembles kinda how well your doing overall… different things affect it in different measures like good food could affect it more

ALS mode, where the goal is to strategically commit suicide at a date and time that maximizes your overall morale.[/quote]

Bonus ducks - you now explode if you suicide with extremely high morale. The higher the morale - the bigger the explosion.

Closet_Pankin · 2015-01-16T19:05:33.000Z

trusty_patches:

[quote=“bugsniper, post:1011, topic:3101”][quote=“Catfoodbob, post:999, topic:3101”]Hidden overall Moral stat- different from your moral stat but it is the coalescence of how your char feels about the entire thing… could get positive moral or negative that doesn’t affect the stat. could kinda worka s a buffer and resembles kinda how well your doing overall… different things affect it in different measures like good food could affect it more

ALS mode, where the goal is to strategically commit suicide at a date and time that maximizes your overall morale.[/quote]

Bonus ducks - you now explode if you suicide with extremely high morale. The higher the morale - the bigger the explosion.[/quote]

Into ducks.

The game has no effects. But when you explore in this euphoric nuclear boom, all you hear is

[size=36pt]BONUS DUCKS[/size]

Logrin · 2015-01-16T20:17:06.000Z

Implementation of a stat rust system…

system · 2015-01-16T20:22:39.000Z

Closet Pankin:

[quote=“trusty_patches, post:1012, topic:3101”]Bonus ducks - you now explode if you suicide with extremely high morale. The higher the morale - the bigger the explosion.

Into ducks.

The game has no effects. But when you explore in this euphoric nuclear boom, all you hear is

[size=36pt]BONUS DUCKS[/size][/quote]

I didn’t know I want it so much.

[size=36pt]BONUS DUCKS[/size] on demand is best feature to be in any game ever.

MormonPartyboat · 2015-01-16T22:51:56.000Z

Bitcoin.

Flashlight_Hoarder · 2015-01-16T23:13:19.000Z

Ice Cream that you can find in a refrigerator or craft using fresh milk.

AllisonW · 2015-01-16T23:16:08.000Z

Flashlight Hoarder:

Ice Cream that you can find in a refrigerator or craft using fresh milk.

Off-topic. This is a great idea.

Flashlight_Hoarder · 2015-01-16T23:20:34.000Z

Until the Ice cream goes bad after 10 turns.

AllisonW · 2015-01-16T23:32:59.000Z

Flashlight Hoarder:

Until the Ice cream goes bad after 10 turns.

Nah, just melts. I like to let the ice cream melt in the bowl until it’s soupy and smooth, almost like a cold, sweet porridge.