We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

[AllisonW]

You can now read while driving.

[Logrin]

You used to be able to! And craft…it was awesome in a death mobile.

looks up
Town eh? Not for long…
*Glances back down to erotic ‘literature’

How about the B in CBMs getting changed to BUTT! and all installations having their dialog changed accordingly. (Fusion blaster cheek, Butt-mounted laser, rectal flashlight…storage space…) Obviously this means CBMs now come in suppository form rather than modules…

Choose your ethnicity at character creation and have each paired with a racially disparaging trait, such as Hispanics starting with ‘very sleepy’. And it goes without saying that if a cuacasian fellow attempts to climb a fence the game will remind them that ‘white boys can’t jump’

[Pthalocy]

That really is terrible!

I totally want butt-plate armour CBM now.

[RAM]

I am still trying to pin down precisely what the most amusing implication of butt-plating that protects the face, hands, and feet is…

[system]

Internal Furnace would force you to shove 2by4s up your ___. Heat drain would require you to sit on the target.

[bubbadoo14]

The multitool would be a bunch of tools up your butt.

[iceball3]

Artificial Night Generator
Now becomes the Artificial Butt Generator

Also butt cloaking systems.

[Pthalocy]

@iceball3

Also butt cloaking systems.

A butt cloaking system is the fanciest term for a pair of undies I’ve heard yet.

[Jakers]

Butt solar panels! Now you have an excuse for waving about your ass in the sun.

[system]

Butt fusion cannon?

[bugsniper]

@Catfoodbob

Hidden overall Moral stat- different from your moral stat but it is the coalescence of how your char feels about the entire thing… could get positive moral or negative that doesn’t affect the stat. could kinda worka s a buffer and resembles kinda how well your doing overall… different things affect it in different measures like good food could affect it more

ALS mode, where the goal is to strategically commit suicide at a date and time that maximizes your overall morale.

[system]

@bugsniper

[quote=“Catfoodbob, post:999, topic:3101”]Hidden overall Moral stat- different from your moral stat but it is the coalescence of how your char feels about the entire thing… could get positive moral or negative that doesn’t affect the stat. could kinda worka s a buffer and resembles kinda how well your doing overall… different things affect it in different measures like good food could affect it more

ALS mode, where the goal is to strategically commit suicide at a date and time that maximizes your overall morale.[/quote]

Bonus ducks - you now explode if you suicide with extremely high morale. The higher the morale - the bigger the explosion.

[Closet_Pankin]

@trusty_patches

[quote=“bugsniper, post:1011, topic:3101”][quote=“Catfoodbob, post:999, topic:3101”]Hidden overall Moral stat- different from your moral stat but it is the coalescence of how your char feels about the entire thing… could get positive moral or negative that doesn’t affect the stat. could kinda worka s a buffer and resembles kinda how well your doing overall… different things affect it in different measures like good food could affect it more

ALS mode, where the goal is to strategically commit suicide at a date and time that maximizes your overall morale.[/quote]

Bonus ducks - you now explode if you suicide with extremely high morale. The higher the morale - the bigger the explosion.[/quote]

Into ducks.

The game has no effects. But when you explore in this euphoric nuclear boom, all you hear is

[size=36pt]BONUS DUCKS[/size]

[Logrin]

Implementation of a stat rust system…

[system]

@Closet Pankin

[quote=“trusty_patches, post:1012, topic:3101”]Bonus ducks - you now explode if you suicide with extremely high morale. The higher the morale - the bigger the explosion.

Into ducks.

The game has no effects. But when you explore in this euphoric nuclear boom, all you hear is

[size=36pt]BONUS DUCKS[/size][/quote]

I didn’t know I want it so much.

[size=36pt]BONUS DUCKS[/size] on demand is best feature to be in any game ever.

[MormonPartyboat]

Bitcoin.

[Flashlight_Hoarder]

Ice Cream that you can find in a refrigerator or craft using fresh milk.

[AllisonW]

@Flashlight Hoarder

Ice Cream that you can find in a refrigerator or craft using fresh milk.

Off-topic. This is a great idea.

[Flashlight_Hoarder]

Until the Ice cream goes bad after 10 turns.

[AllisonW]

@Flashlight Hoarder

Until the Ice cream goes bad after 10 turns.

Nah, just melts. I like to let the ice cream melt in the bowl until it’s soupy and smooth, almost like a cold, sweet porridge.