We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

John_Candlebury · 2014-10-25T03:22:11.000Z

A satellite strike designator.

If activated at the correct time in a 90 minute interval, a thor 7 satellite high in the thermosphere fires a house sized beam of painful fiery death at your target.

Bonus points for making the area of effect so big that the only way of surviving the strike is to throw the designator from a fast moving vehicle.

bubbadoo14 · 2014-10-25T08:37:14.000Z

[quote=“John Candlebury, post:181, topic:3101”]A satellite strike designator.

If activated at the correct time in a 90 minute interval, a thor 7 satellite high in the thermosphere fires a house sized beam of painful fiery death at your target.

Bonus points for making the area of effect so big that the only way of surviving the strike is to throw the designator from a fast moving vehicle.[/quote]
Take THAT you damn tankbot!

bahihs · 2014-10-26T17:12:12.000Z

Rockets.

Rhodri · 2014-10-26T17:34:29.000Z

Make everything dildos. EVERYTHING.

Keyreper · 2014-10-26T17:43:47.000Z

make every one get the same base mutations before being able to go past the threshold.

Slax · 2014-10-26T19:13:51.000Z

A spook value for enemies. Dress up as something scary and make scary noises to keep the bad things away.
Sheets have never been so useful before! Booo-oooo-oooooo!

deadmerits · 2014-10-26T19:29:53.000Z

That should be extra effective against child zombies.

Slax · 2014-10-26T19:47:41.000Z

Throwing candy at child zombies also slows them down. Yup.

Keyreper · 2014-10-26T20:03:32.000Z

Halloween DLC for $14.99, just ads flavor text to the descriptions of some of the zombies and may change them into a shade of orange and adds pumpkin seeds that were removed for next Halloween DLC.

infectedmochi · 2014-10-28T13:38:28.000Z

Keyreper:

Halloween DLC for $14.99, just ads flavor text to the descriptions of some of the zombies and may change them into a shade of orange and adds pumpkin seeds that were removed for next Halloween DLC.

Heh, this reminds me of the Halloween professions added a while back. Role-playing as Freddy Krueger was fun

Rhodri · 2014-10-31T08:56:07.000Z

(On an unrelated note, the thing under my profile picture says I’m a survivor now. The fact that this was around the same time I got my first successful character might not be unrelated.)

bubbadoo14 · 2014-10-31T09:25:01.000Z

[quote=“Rhodri, post:191, topic:3101”]
(On an unrelated note, the thing under my profile picture says I’m a survivor now. The fact that this was around the same time I got my first successful character might not be unrelated.)[/quote]
It coincides with how many posts you have IIRC.

Slax · 2014-10-31T12:22:52.000Z

Guess you’ve never crafted a combat chainsaw.

Datanazush · 2014-10-31T12:50:11.000Z

Strangely enough, when I think combat chainsaw, I picture the mini-chainsaws from Dead Rising.

Dead_rising_Small_Chainsaw.png775×300

KA101 · 2014-11-01T00:23:36.000Z

[quote=“Datanazush, post:194, topic:3101”]Strangely enough, when I think combat chainsaw, I picture the mini-chainsaws from Dead Rising.

Dead_rising_Small_Chainsaw.png775×300

[/quote]

Yeah, that’s more or less what I think of.

250 posts = Survivor, so congrats on that, Rhodri. Next time a few less slurs on the chainsaw katana though, please.

bubbadoo14 · 2014-11-02T10:10:35.000Z

[quote=“KA101, post:195, topic:3101”][quote=“Datanazush, post:194, topic:3101”]Strangely enough, when I think combat chainsaw, I picture the mini-chainsaws from Dead Rising.

Dead_rising_Small_Chainsaw.png775×300

[/quote]

Yeah, that’s more or less what I think of.

250 posts = Survivor, so congrats on that, Rhodri. Next time a few less slurs on the chainsaw katana though, please.[/quote]
Dude he didn’t make that image, it is a viral image.

KA101 · 2014-11-02T23:52:59.000Z

Nothing a few minutes with GIMP, photoshop, Paint, etc couldn’t fix.

bubbadoo14 · 2014-11-03T01:58:26.000Z

KA101:

Nothing a few minutes with GIMP, photoshop, Paint, etc couldn’t fix.

It would be a real pain in the ass because you are so iffy on a few curse words to emphasize the over exaggeration of the awesomeness that is the Katana Chainsaw and a main reason why it is funny.

There is a nuke in the background which would be a pain in the ass to keep intact while getting rid of slurs.

KA101 · 2014-11-03T02:30:59.000Z

Expletives can be lived with. Slurs just make the space worse.

Wanderer · 2014-11-03T18:15:28.000Z

Recursive Cataclysm.

Or: to be able to cause a Cataclysm in the dimensions now in contact with our, which are causing our Cataclysm. And to do that again. And again…