My entire current character is the coolest thing I’ve ever done. He is a badass matrial-artist with 4 perc and 14 str, and punches zombies to death with his brass knuckles.
Now for a real answer. Once, a very long time ago in an old version, when cars disintegrated when they hit buildings, and cars only spawned in parking lots, I had found my first functional car. Now, I was super hyped. I started riding that bastard all around town like it was your mom, running over zombies and feeling cool.
Then I realised that there was a house in front of my, and smashed square into it.
Now, mind you there were, like, tens of billions of zombies behind me, and the car didn’t actually have a seatbelt when I found it. As the car crashed, I went flying through the windshield, through a window in the back of the house, and landed on the ground behind the house and kept running, losing the zombies in the process.
Luckily I was on full life and was tough, so my HP only went down to about yellow.
#badass
