I do, and it does. To a point.
I’m not saying that the others don’t have problems, just that the big guys are the really obvious ones.
(I mean, if we really want to write citations for violating the square-cubed law, then how did all those giant insects come about? I don’t think anything could get that big without developing some kind of lung-analog, and that would impressive if it happened since, as far as I know, they don’t have any blob-like teleology driving their evolution.)
You could probably handwave those two if you tried hard enough. I mean, a Hulk or a Juggernaut is no bigger and probably not much stronger than, say, an elephant… and elephants manage to exist in our world. So what does it take to take a human corpse and re-engineer it to be of elephantine proportions but still be able to move around and not collapse under his own weight? I really don’t know, but I do think blob would reach a point of diminishing returns where it’s better off reactivating brain matter rather than trying to add on more biomass.
[quote]I guess smarter zombies could be a thing, though according to lore the blob is too preoccupied with a lot of other worlds. However, I feel like gun zombies are weird, since the zombies in this game focus mainly on killing as many living things as possible in the shortest amount of time, whereas a gun, despite being a powerful tool for killing, is a product of time and preparation.
If you want to kill people, you can band up with a team of people to slowly hoard supplies to make a Barrett and a few BMG Ball rounds, mark a hidden vantage point with a good view, and kill a few people with a near 100 percent success rate. Or you can just get a machete, take some PCP, and run about, mortally wounding as many people as possible before getting shot down or restrained by the police. I’m pretty sure that zombies would pick the latter, because it costs much less resources and time for a similar amount of dead people.[/quote]
Point. Zombies (and their Blob handlers) are never shown to have much in the way of time preference, and that’s something you’d really need to have even the primitave makings of a military.
Then again, chimpanzees are able to stockpile ammunition for expected conflicts, and they’re able to produce weapons for hunting and war. Could probably use firearms if they had the right physical properties. Zombie necromancers and zombie masters exist in-game, and I always had the impression that they were at least as smart as chimps.
There’s another reason for an army: occupation and enslavement of a hostile, defeated population until the time that you’re ready to fully assimilate them…
…didn’t something like that happen in one of those Vampire TV Series? They give up on the masquerade, take over the world and set up their Vampire Occupation Government, pretty much enslaving/farming what’s left of humanity, with the vampire hunters assuming the role of freedom fighters/terrorists?