Funny Cataclysm Pictures

Post some funny pictures from Cataclysm!
I’ll start,


[size=14pt][tt]“Remember, only YOU can prevent forest fires”[/tt][/size]

[size=8pt]Edit: Messing with picture size to better fit the screen[/size]

Graphics…

::slight_smile:

This is why you shouldn’t cross bridges…

[quote=“gammaflux, post:3, topic:3174”]This is why you shouldn’t cross bridges…

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I hate swamp creatures.

How to find out your Age in Cataclysm: DDA

Go to a school
Kill lots of child zeds
feel guilty
Check and see if clothes fit…

Congradulations, your character is 8-11 years old

be cataclysm player
decide to roleplay a character
create prophet, some schizo chick who believes the gods are speaking to her
be illiterate and schizo
spawn into middle of town
die within 5 minutes of starting the game

The world truly does hate the Prophet and her false gods.

[quote=“Inquisitor Dust, post:6, topic:3174”]>be cataclysm player

decide to roleplay a character
create prophet, some schizo chick who believes the gods are speaking to her
be illiterate and schizo
spawn into middle of town
die within 5 minutes of starting the game

The world truly does hate the Prophet and her false gods.[/quote]

But the question is;

Did she know that was going to happen?

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:7, topic:3174”][quote=“Inquisitor Dust, post:6, topic:3174”]>be cataclysm player

decide to roleplay a character
create prophet, some schizo chick who believes the gods are speaking to her
be illiterate and schizo
spawn into middle of town
die within 5 minutes of starting the game

The world truly does hate the Prophet and her false gods.[/quote]

But the question is;

Did she know that was going to happen?

Prophecy, as told by the Gambler, god of truths and lies:
“You’re probably gonna live. For at leasta day. Maybe.”

I did manage to (barely) survive this encounter, Offensive Defence Systems are a lifesaver in those kinds of situations.

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:9, topic:3174”]

I did manage to (barely) survive this encounter, Offensive Defence Systems are a lifesaver in those kinds of situations.[/quote]

You lived?

Did you have a teleporter?

What weapon did you use lol

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:10, topic:3174”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:9, topic:3174”]

I did manage to (barely) survive this encounter, Offensive Defence Systems are a lifesaver in those kinds of situations.[/quote]

You lived?

Did you have a teleporter?

What weapon did you use lol[/quote]

Managed to fight my way to the driver’s seat of the RV and get outta town XD (Well, outta swamp)

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:11, topic:3174”][quote=“StoneCacti, post:10, topic:3174”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:9, topic:3174”]

I did manage to (barely) survive this encounter, Offensive Defence Systems are a lifesaver in those kinds of situations.[/quote]

You lived?

Did you have a teleporter?

What weapon did you use lol[/quote]

Managed to fight my way to the driver’s seat of the RV and get outta town XD (Well, outta swamp)[/quote]

I had a similar experience only with spiders, cougars and bears. D: