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This is Alice. Alice Carol has been alive for 365 days today. She lives in a captured fire house with her cat Cheshire and motorcycle Trogdor. Bob, her car and companion for many months, was tragically lost in a world transfer when Alice moved to 0.A from 0.9, but his spirit lives on. Alice has killed 28937 monsters, not counting the ones that she didn’t count because she blew them up, burned them, nuked them, cleaved them, or drove over them with Bob… which is a lot. Poor Bob. I miss him.
Alice’s favorite memory is using a strategic nuclear missile to turn her first Triffid Grove into a 5x5 glowing radioactive crater. Alice likes cookies, romance novels, nukes, pretty clothes, music and LSD. Her least favorite thing is the zombie apocalypse, even though she’s pretty good at it.
Alice’s current weapon is a war scythe. It kills zombies pretty dead, and it is very stylish.[/quote]So beautiful.