OH you gave me a neck torture stretch before demeaning me to a sub human piece of filth… ok I live with that… well figuratively since thats clearly some fucked up spine shit and I am well past dead now… anyhow if your going to do something, do it right…even if what your doing is making my overly optimist sunshine rainbow attitude into a broken subhuman ottoman with an outlook on life lower than an emo that missed blackout camp.
[size=4pt]I know what an editor with a demanding person shouting stuff for them to do feels like, hang in there barry.[/size]
XD
edit: probably the last edit of this silly picture for tonight, it was a blast
sigh… you supposedly broke me…so I should be
rainbow comes BEFORE I become an ottoman with no hope.
I am so confused and I can’t stop laughing at all the good art jumbled in with this ragecomics-like return to the thread’s roots. MASTERPIECES ALL OF YOU.
Yes! The spirit of Draw Your Cataclysms returns once more to the thread
Am I doing this right? I mean clearly this is a work of art, the table of cocaine really captures what Cataclysm really means.
[quote=“ajwilli1, post:3106, topic:441”]
Am I doing this right? I mean clearly this is a work of art, the table of cocaine really captures what Cataclysm really means.[/quote]
Looks like it was drawn by a 2 year old with a disturbing knowledge of guns, drugs, and violence. 10/10 - IGN
[quote=“FoobyDude, post:3079, topic:441”]Hope you don’t mind that I connected our stories in some sense, Aluminium. <3
Man, Karma and Irony sure teamed up on this one, and boy did he get what was coming to him. And if you don’t get what I mean, first look in the spoiler below.[/quote]
I like it! Was Helmet an in-game character, too?
Ok just kill me. That solves problem, I was suffering anyways.
[quote=“Aluminumfoil, post:3108, topic:441”][quote=“FoobyDude, post:3079, topic:441”]Hope you don’t mind that I connected our stories in some sense, Aluminium. <3
Man, Karma and Irony sure teamed up on this one, and boy did he get what was coming to him. And if you don’t get what I mean, first look in the spoiler below.[/quote]
I like it! Was Helmet an in-game character, too? [/quote]
Yea look back a couple pages, one of his best arts was that of Emily shotgun to the face an aggressive helmet head, in a last desperate attempt to live. You know what they say… “shotgun to the face can be applied in a wide variety of situations.” …poor Grif.
[quote=“Aluminumfoil, post:3108, topic:441”][quote=“FoobyDude, post:3079, topic:441”]Hope you don’t mind that I connected our stories in some sense, Aluminium. <3
Man, Karma and Irony sure teamed up on this one, and boy did he get what was coming to him. And if you don’t get what I mean, first look in the spoiler below.[/quote]
I like it! Was Helmet an in-game character, too?[/quote]
The helmet guy was an NPC that also shouted some hullabaloo at me and my NPC friend and shot us both, so the joining of the stories fit rather well. The picture I drew was very tame compared to what he actually did in game.
(It wasn’t pretty, Don’t read below if you don’t like sadness or imagining gore)
What really happened in game was snow was hit with at least 3 blasts before death, and foxy put up a very hard but fruitless fight to stay alive, If I remember correctly Foxy had lost 80% percent of her limbs and was unable to fight back in any sense, just crawl in a depressing attempt to escape before he finished her off.
[quote=“Litppunk, post:3109, topic:441”]Ok just kill me. That solves problem, I was suffering anyways.
[quote=“Aluminumfoil, post:3108, topic:441”][quote=“FoobyDude, post:3079, topic:441”]Hope you don’t mind that I connected our stories in some sense, Aluminium. <3
Man, Karma and Irony sure teamed up on this one, and boy did he get what was coming to him. And if you don’t get what I mean, first look in the spoiler below.[/quote]
I like it! Was Helmet an in-game character, too? [/quote]
Yea look back a couple pages, one of his best arts was that of Emily shotgun to the face an aggressive helmet head, in a last desperate attempt to live. You know what they say… “shotgun to the face can be applied in a wide variety of situations.” …poor Grif.[/quote]
Litppunk you silly, He drew that comic! He was asking if the bad trench coat to helmet guy was a character that had been controlled.
edit: sorry for doublepost
Said FoobyDude with a wink, to the people playing a zombie apocalypse game.
Said FoobyDude with a wink, to the people playing a zombie apocalypse game. ^_[1]
You know what, That’s true… You’re supposed to imagine what’s happening.
I haven’t actually been playing CDDA for a bit so it didn’t cross my mind.
/quote ↩︎
[quote=“FoobyDude, post:3110, topic:441”](It wasn’t pretty, Don’t read below if you don’t like sadness or imagining gore)
What really happened in game was snow was hit with at least 3 blasts before death, and foxy put up a very hard but fruitless fight to stay alive, If I remember correctly Foxy had lost 80% percent of her limbs and was unable to fight back in any sense, just crawl in a depressing attempt to escape before he finished her off.
Here you go Foobie, I can make that ten times worse and gorier, and a wee bit more dramatic:
Going to put a warning label on this: NSFW (Well you got gore and I made the guy who killed both of them sadistic)
[spoiler=Ambush, as told through Foxy’s perspective]There was a bright flash of white, I didn’t know what was going on. A wicked hiss echoed throughout the street… followed by something that made my heart drop. [color=red]BLAM[/color] My vision began to clear up as I saw Snow clutching their shoulder, blood oozed from the wound and large scraps of flesh painted the cold asphalt. I couldn’t react in time to the second shot that ripped through the side of Snow’s gut, they fell to the side walk as he appeared… that bastard. He ejected the next shell with one hand, it bouncing off of Snow’s head. Slowly he put the barrel of the gun up to their head, pulled the trigger, and with a explosion for grey matter and bone fragments my only friend was gone.
[color=purple]“YOU BASTARD!”[/color], I shouted out with tears in my eyes as I pulled out my gun. I couldn’t keep my aim steady, I was just so [color=red]furious[/color], the gun jerked around in my hands each time I pulled the trigger, and each shot was a miss. He kept laughing as he approached closer, that was when I realized it was over. I scrambled to my feet to run, when I felt my leg go out from under me, I landed hard on my back, everything felt cold as I looked down. A few feet away I saw my leg, I looked down to see the oozing stump that used to be my leg, spurting out ridiculous amounts of blood.
He laughed again as he pumped the next round into the gun.
Flopping onto my stomach I broke into a crawl, desperate to get away. My hands scraping and clawing against the asphalt, tearing away the top layer of flesh on my calloused hands. Another shot rang out, and I fell flat on my face. I could barely move, everything felt numb, and I could hear him behind me loading his gun. Moving over onto my back, I saw my entire left arm hanging on by loose strands of tendon. It was over, there was no point in fighting, time to just accept it. His grey helmet glimmered in the sunlight, his face obstructed… good, I don’t want to know what kind of horror lied dormant underneath that helmet. With one hand he lifted the barrel and pressed it against my head, I took a dee- [color=red]BLAM[/color][/spoiler]
Now I feel terrible, I’m going to go write about sunshine, rainbows, and finding a stockpile of beans in a nice house in Cataclysm.
I leave for a day, come back and this is exactly what describes my feels right now!
Omg make moarrrr.
[quote=“ajwilli1, post:3114, topic:441”][quote=“FoobyDude, post:3110, topic:441”](It wasn’t pretty, Don’t read below if you don’t like sadness or imagining gore)
What really happened in game was snow was hit with at least 3 blasts before death, and foxy put up a very hard but fruitless fight to stay alive, If I remember correctly Foxy had lost 80% percent of her limbs and was unable to fight back in any sense, just crawl in a depressing attempt to escape before he finished her off.
Here you go Foobie, I can make that ten times worse and gorier, and a wee bit more dramatic:
Going to put a warning label on this: NSFW (Well you got gore and I made the guy who killed both of them sadistic)
[spoiler=Ambush, as told through Foxy’s perspective]There was a bright flash of white, I didn’t know what was going on. A wicked hiss echoed throughout the street… followed by something that made my heart drop. [color=red]BLAM[/color] My vision began to clear up as I saw Snow clutching their shoulder, blood oozed from the wound and large scraps of flesh painted the cold asphalt. I couldn’t react in time to the second shot that ripped through the side of Snow’s gut, they fell to the side walk as he appeared… that bastard. He ejected the next shell with one hand, it bouncing off of Snow’s head. Slowly he put the barrel of the gun up to their head, pulled the trigger, and with a explosion for grey matter and bone fragments my only friend was gone.
[color=purple]“YOU BASTARD!”[/color], I shouted out with tears in my eyes as I pulled out my gun. I couldn’t keep my aim steady, I was just so [color=red]furious[/color], the gun jerked around in my hands each time I pulled the trigger, and each shot was a miss. He kept laughing as he approached closer, that was when I realized it was over. I scrambled to my feet to run, when I felt my leg go out from under me, I landed hard on my back, everything felt cold as I looked down. A few feet away I saw my leg, I looked down to see the oozing stump that used to be my leg, spurting out ridiculous amounts of blood.
He laughed again as he pumped the next round into the gun.
Flopping onto my stomach I broke into a crawl, desperate to get away. My hands scraping and clawing against the asphalt, tearing away the top layer of flesh on my calloused hands. Another shot rang out, and I fell flat on my face. I could barely move, everything felt numb, and I could hear him behind me loading his gun. Moving over onto my back, I saw my entire left arm hanging on by loose strands of tendon. It was over, there was no point in fighting, time to just accept it. His grey helmet glimmered in the sunlight, his face obstructed… good, I don’t want to know what kind of horror lied dormant underneath that helmet. With one hand he lifted the barrel and pressed it against my head, I took a dee- [color=red]BLAM[/color][/spoiler]
Now I feel terrible, I’m going to go write about sunshine, rainbows, and finding a stockpile of beans in a nice house in Cataclysm.[/quote]
Here’s some anti-terrible for you.
Now here’s a touching story, They died. But lived happily ever after. -TF2’s Sniper
This will be continued.
inb4 rule 34.
…
Uh… anyway, nice comics! It’s nice to see Foxy and Snow happy for once, haha.
clearly missed some history. Good luck to all the good characters though ^.^
What was that saying again? What comes around, Goes around? Yeah that’s the one.
No, Bad Rhodri, Bad!
Edit: SHIET!!! UH UHM, HE UH, NEVER LEARNED PROPER GRAMMAR, YEAH THATS IT! TOTALLY DIDN’T SCREW UP OR ANYTHING! :'D
He was supposed to say: “Wow… Could have swore that killed me!”