Fifteen pounds of ham,
I don’t give a damn,
On the run from the law,
Caught in Alex Hague’s craw,
Fifteen pounds of ham,
I don’t give a damn…
On the run from the law,
One man and his woman… And they must rise and fall…
LIVE TO FIGHT IT ALL…
Fifteen pounds of ham,
One man and his lady…
What I’m saying… is that we need a preserved ham…
One that won’t spoil…
One that we can boil…
With beans and rice!
Fifteen pounds of ham,
I don’t give a damn…
Back in Vietnam,
One GI and his lady,
Well, he took a grenade, he fell to the ground.
And he’s gone away quite far, well, he’s fell to his death, but the ham survives… One man and his lady…
What I’m saying… Is that ham survives all things… That ham’s high sodium count keeps it nearly indestructible, and it’s good for collared greens, beans, really anything.
It should be in the game, rarely in super markets.