Goober, I got it, and I totally loved it. That sort of Aperture-Science-Fallout-3-Ish advertisement always makes me laugh, and you did it well. Good job, you get a cookie.
The rest of you, especially you, Cheese, do not get cookies. You get nothing but scorn
The reason that what you are saying is disrespectful to women is mostly because you started this off as a female-exclusive thing. You are implying that the only body-mod that might ever be of use is one that makes women’s breasts larger, because that’s all anyone cares about. If you had said “how about ways to change how your character looks, and some of those things influence how NPCs see you, and one of them is boobs?”, that would be different. You’re not suggesting that some people are suspicious of tattooed juggernauts, and you’re not suggesting that some people may be more inclined to trust a well-dressed man in a fancy hat. You are flat out saying that every male NPC would be more willing to fight and die for a woman who has, to quote a guy, stonking great tits.
Apparently, in your version of Cataclysm, people care more about bust size than about splitting ammo equally or making sure they have enough food to eat that night. Also, apparently, the zombies went after all the gay guys first.
As Descartes never actually said, “Any community that gets its laughs pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe they are in good company.” Guys, I don’t know if this post was originally intended to be a joke, or trolling, or whatever, but it has to stop. This is just getting insane, and everyone defending this looks like they are bat shit crazy. Please. Please stop.