Sorry=)
When I was asleep, I crept sewer-rat. She attacked me, but I flinch and reflect the attack baseball bat without waking up.
Когда я спал, ко мне подкралась канализационная крыса. Она атаковала меня, но я уворачивался и отражал атаки бейсбольной битой не просыпаясь.
SOMEONE GET ME A RUSSIAN TO TRANSLATE THIS
We both know that google translate will mess up everything.
Переведу, чтоль.
When i was sleeping a rat went to me. The rat was attacking me, but i was dodging and blocking attacks without waking up.
Oh. Well… It may be considered a feature for the lolz but it’s a thing thats been there for a while.
Someone needs to get that fixed…