Here’s a fun fact I learned in my just the other day in my university teambuilding/bushcraft exercises-- a tampon can store up to a pint of water and also be used to plug bullet holes in a pinch. Simply drag it along the grass to collect the morning dew for a cool, refreshing beverage.
If it’s a warm beverage, well. You can at least hope it’s apple juice.
Or not. Goddamn it, Shimoneta.
Also they’re hilarious dumped in someone’s pint of beer at about 2 AM.
This has been scientifically proven. 