# What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [January 4, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47 "2013-01-04T00:21:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 3:56am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10681 "2016-01-07T03:56:02Z")

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Much savescumming has ensued thus far. This bandita will not diiieee.

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**Author:** ![TheKobold](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/thekobold/32/513_2.png) [@TheKobold](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheKobold)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 4:14am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10682 "2016-01-07T04:14:41Z")

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> [@Random\_dragon](#):
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> Much savescumming has ensued thus far. This bandita will not diiieee.

Tsk tsk tsk. =P

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**Author:** ![pisskop](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/pisskop/32/1327_2.png) [@pisskop](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/pisskop)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 4:23am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10683 "2016-01-07T04:23:32Z")

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torch the cabin. The common Cabin Bandit is a stoic creature, content to stay in its home with its alpha and packmates until disturbed by its prey. They will then brandish and fire whatever they are holding, whether is an smg, assault rifle, or shotgun.

The average Cabin Bandit drops its waste whereever it is standing when the need arises, creating an impression of filth that some have dubbed ‘loot’. In order to master its brand of stoicism, the Cabin Bandit will scatter landmines around its house and below windows. Countrary to initial impressions the mines are actually to keep the noble pack inside.

While Cabin Bandits have proven to be unafraid or even reckless around fire, it will quickly consume their lair if left unchecked. Because of their tendency to huddle together their firepower is suppressive at best and will rapidly become fatal.

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 4:26am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10684 "2016-01-07T04:26:28Z")

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Maximum derp. Meanwhile I’m facepalming when I realized that oh yeah, I DO have a shotgun.

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**Author:** ![TheKobold](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/thekobold/32/513_2.png) [@TheKobold](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheKobold)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 4:32am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10685 "2016-01-07T04:32:42Z")

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> [@Random\_dragon](#):
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> Maximum derp. Meanwhile I’m facepalming when I realized that oh yeah, I DO have a shotgun.

No Shotgunaxe?? Hmmm that would be a wicked weapon now that i think about it.

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 4:34am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10686 "2016-01-07T04:34:38Z")

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That needs to be a thing.

Sadly a remington wasn’t enough. The MGL and some 40mm buckshot I got from a bunker though? Fuck yes.

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**Author:** ![TheKobold](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/thekobold/32/513_2.png) [@TheKobold](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheKobold)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 4:41am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10687 "2016-01-07T04:41:25Z")

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> [@Random\_dragon](#):
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> That needs to be a thing.

It totally does then we would have a contender against the Katana.

Edit- ooooh maybe an underbarrel attachment for shotguns that’s a axe blade.

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 5:31am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10688 "2016-01-07T05:31:58Z")

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What, no chainsaw bayonet? o3o

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**Author:** ![TheKobold](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/thekobold/32/513_2.png) [@TheKobold](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheKobold)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 5:45am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10689 "2016-01-07T05:45:46Z")

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That gets my motor running.

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 6:12am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10690 "2016-01-07T06:12:13Z")

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That sounds hilariously lewd. owo

Also…well. Fun shit happened. Followed the quest chain, killed da worm, then tried to do the final bandit-hunter quest. It error’d at me saying it couldn’t find the bandit camp to spawn the leader in, so it spawned her right next to us.

Much panic was had, followed by my losing half my torso health in one shot, followed by going “fuck that noise” and debugging her to have 0 head HP. :V

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**Author:** ![Aluminumfoil](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/aluminumfoil/32/5163_2.png) [@Aluminumfoil](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Aluminumfoil)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 6:38am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10691 "2016-01-07T06:38:40Z")

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I am joined by a new NPC buddy, Marilu McCord. She hasn’t tried to stab me to death to get to the other side of my square, thrown herself from a moving vehicle, incinerated us with molotovs, ran off constantly to pick up my shell casings, or stolen all my belongings and become so encumbered that she can barely crawl after me. NPCs have come a long way since they were eating lighters and wielding a None. A long, long way.

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**Author:** ![TheKobold](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/thekobold/32/513_2.png) [@TheKobold](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheKobold)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 6:40am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10692 "2016-01-07T06:40:49Z")

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[quote=“Random\_dragon, post:10690, topic:47”]That sounds hilariously lewd. owo

Also…well. Fun shit happened. Followed the quest chain, killed da worm, then tried to do the final bandit-hunter quest. It error’d at me saying it couldn’t find the bandit camp to spawn the leader in, so it spawned her right next to us.

Much panic was had, followed by my losing half my torso health in one shot, followed by going “fuck that noise” and debugging her to have 0 head HP. :V[/quote]

It was meant to XD

Wuss fight her like a real dragon.

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**Author:** ![Noctifer](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/noctifer/32/458_2.png) [@Noctifer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Noctifer)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 6:41am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10693 "2016-01-07T06:41:12Z")

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> [@Random\_dragon](#):
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> What, no chainsaw bayonet? o3o

Chainsaw bayonet? That’s close.

![](http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/ak-47-with-chainsaw.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Noctifer](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/noctifer/32/458_2.png) [@Noctifer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Noctifer)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 6:43am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10694 "2016-01-07T06:43:37Z")

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> [@Aluminumfoil](#):
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> I am joined by a new NPC buddy, Marilu McCord. She hasn’t tried to stab me to death to get to the other side of my square, thrown herself from a moving vehicle, incinerated us with molotovs, ran off constantly to pick up my shell casings, or stolen all my belongings and become so encumbered that she can barely crawl after me. NPCs have come a long way since they were eating lighters and wielding a None. A long, long way.

I believe it was in the life action cdaa video series where there was an npc who used a grenade and then picked it up.

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**Author:** ![TheKobold](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/thekobold/32/513_2.png) [@TheKobold](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheKobold)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 6:44am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10695 "2016-01-07T06:44:11Z")

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Thats some serious melee nastiness, i think i need a cold shower.

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 6:53am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10696 "2016-01-07T06:53:05Z")

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> [@TheKobold](#):
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> Wuss fight her like a real dragon.

If I could fight like a real dragon I wouldn’t lose half my health from a single hit. Scales, scutes, etc are nifty. ;w;

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**Author:** ![TheKobold](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/thekobold/32/513_2.png) [@TheKobold](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheKobold)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 7:26am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10697 "2016-01-07T07:26:46Z")

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Better get crackin on that dragon mutation mod =P . I hope that can be made, i wanna play as a dragon too.

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 7:29am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10698 "2016-01-07T07:29:12Z")

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> [@TheKobold](#):
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> Better get crackin on that dragon mutation mod =P . I hope that can be made, i wanna play as a dragon too.

Pretty much everything except dragonfire, wings that do stuff, and/or eating people is doable. o3o

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**Author:** ![TheKobold](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/thekobold/32/513_2.png) [@TheKobold](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheKobold)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 7:44am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10699 "2016-01-07T07:44:32Z")

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> [@Random\_dragon](#):
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> [quote=“TheKobold, post:10697, topic:47”]Better get crackin on that dragon mutation mod =P . I hope that can be made, i wanna play as a dragon too.

Pretty much everything except dragonfire, wings that do stuff, and/or eating people is doable. o3o[/quote]

So all the good stuff…

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 8:22am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/10700 "2016-01-07T08:22:49Z")

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…maybe. ;w;

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