# What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [January 4, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47 "2013-01-04T00:21:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DerpMcgee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/derpmcgee/32/864_2.png) [@DerpMcgee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/DerpMcgee)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 5:08am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/641 "2013-05-26T05:08:17Z")

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[quote=“Hamsmagoo, post:640, topic:47”]Walked out into the woods to dump this gallon jug of ammonia.

Accidentally drank it, instead. :([/quote]

How did it taste?

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**Author:** ![Grossor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Grossor](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Grossor)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 7:53am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/642 "2013-05-26T07:53:37Z")

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I just registered and rejoined Cataclysm after a 6+ month hiatus, and boy, has it changed… and for the better!

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**Author:** ![Hamsmagoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bc8723/32.png) [@Hamsmagoo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Hamsmagoo)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/643 "2013-05-26T15:17:14Z")

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[quote=“DerpMcgee, post:641, topic:47”][quote=“Hamsmagoo, post:640, topic:47”]Walked out into the woods to dump this gallon jug of ammonia.

Accidentally drank it, instead. :([/quote]

How did it taste?[/quote]

My character didn’t enjoy it. Luckily my fridge was full of lots of delicious food to bring my morale back up. Probably should have left that mushroom alone, though…

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**Author:** ![KA101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/278dde/32.png) [@KA101](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/KA101)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/644 "2013-05-27T00:31:49Z")

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[quote=“Nighthawk, post:639, topic:47”]Everything seemed fine, until I started vomiting up live spores and fungus stalks came up through my hands, breaking both of my arms.  
Also, 92 pain. That was pretty crippling. My meth only lasted me down the road before a cougar finished me off.

Don’t mess with fungus, people.[/quote]  
Gas Mask as a barrier or Blood Filter/Royal Jelly to fix.

You can upgrade Honey Comb to Royal Jelly at Cooking 6 or so.

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**Author:** ![DevilRanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@DevilRanger](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/DevilRanger)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 4:06am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/645 "2013-05-27T04:06:41Z")

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Tried leading a bunch of imaginary giant ants over a Dissector, suddenly gibs and the lab’s got a new paintjob and there’s a bunch of edible meat parts all over the place.  
Who would’ve guessed hallucinations would taste so good.

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**Author:** ![kastor246](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f19dbf/32.png) [@kastor246](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/kastor246)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 4:24am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/646 "2013-05-27T04:24:08Z")

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[quote=“DevilRanger, post:645, topic:47”]Tried leading a bunch of imaginary giant ants over a Dissector, suddenly gibs and the lab’s got a new paintjob and there’s a bunch of edible meat parts all over the place.  
Who would’ve guessed hallucinations would taste so good.[/quote] Ah good old hallucination meat…

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**Author:** ![vultures](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/vultures/32/69_2.png) [@vultures](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/vultures)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 4:34am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/647 "2013-05-27T04:34:09Z")

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I fixed a broken computer down at the labs and it burned me for it.  
I could quote robot chicken, but MTV did quote suprema "Give the dog a bone"  
So if you find a working PC down there fellas, have sex with it at first. 😃

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**Author:** ![Nighthawk](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/nighthawk/32/896_2.png) [@Nighthawk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Nighthawk)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/648 "2013-05-28T00:21:56Z")

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-410 morale.

Fetuses. That is all.

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**Author:** ![Accursed91](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/accursed91/32/71_2.png) [@Accursed91](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Accursed91)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 11:03am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/649 "2013-05-28T11:03:17Z")

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Stumbled upon a web spider nest in a forest on the other side of town, now i hate spiders so i decided to be “better safe than sorry” and threw a molotov coctail at it. That was over five ingame days ago and it is still burning pretty heavily! 😃

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**Author:** ![PiotraperPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@PiotraperPL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/PiotraperPL)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 6:43pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/650 "2013-05-28T18:43:44Z")

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[quote=“Nighthawk, post:648, topic:47”]-410 morale.

Fetuses. That is all.[/quote]  
“I shall eat this fetus to gain it’s powers!” ~Random YouTube user commenting jefmajor’s video.

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**Author:** ![halberdsturgeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7ab992/32.png) [@halberdsturgeon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/halberdsturgeon)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 11:30pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/651 "2013-05-28T23:30:31Z")

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[quote=“Nighthawk, post:648, topic:47”]-410 morale.

Fetuses. That is all.[/quote]

Needed more salt.

> [@Accursed91](#):
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> Stumbled upon a web spider nest in a forest on the other side of town, now i hate spiders so i decided to be “better safe than sorry” and threw a molotov coctail at it. That was over five ingame days ago and it is still burning pretty heavily! 😃

Yes, fires, like all things in Cataclysm, are suspended in time when your character isn’t near them. You don’t notice it most of the time, but the eternal bonfires can be a bit jarring.

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**Author:** ![DerpMcgee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/derpmcgee/32/864_2.png) [@DerpMcgee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/DerpMcgee)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/652 "2013-05-29T02:07:42Z")

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I encased a Giant frog in a room.

His name is now Fred.

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**Author:** ![kastor246](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f19dbf/32.png) [@kastor246](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/kastor246)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 2:31am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/653 "2013-05-29T02:31:35Z")

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[quote=“DerpMcgee, post:652, topic:47”]I encased a Giant frog in a room.

His name is now Fred.[/quote] Why not joe :O?

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**Author:** ![GunnerX](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/gunnerx/32/2582_2.png) [@GunnerX](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/GunnerX)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 4:15am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/654 "2013-05-29T04:15:52Z")

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[quote=“kastor246, post:653, topic:47”][quote=“DerpMcgee, post:652, topic:47”]I encased a Giant frog in a room.

His name is now Fred.[/quote] Why not joe :O?[/quote]  
Because Fred the frog is obviously superior, still it should be named Fritz.

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**Author:** ![DerpMcgee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/derpmcgee/32/864_2.png) [@DerpMcgee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/DerpMcgee)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 5:54am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/655 "2013-05-29T05:54:50Z")

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[quote=“GunnerX, post:654, topic:47”][quote=“kastor246, post:653, topic:47”][quote=“DerpMcgee, post:652, topic:47”]I encased a Giant frog in a room.

His name is now Fred.[/quote] Why not joe :O?[/quote]  
Because Fred the frog is obviously superior, still it should be named Fritz.[/quote]

Do not disobey Fred the great Hypno frog.

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**Author:** ![Zaweri\_Runewright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/5e9695/32.png) [@Zaweri\_Runewright](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Zaweri_Runewright)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 7:45am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/656 "2013-05-29T07:45:09Z")

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Found out that spiders do not like pedal vehicles. ☹

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**Author:** ![Nopkar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/34f0e0/32.png) [@Nopkar](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Nopkar)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 8:04am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/657 "2013-05-29T08:04:41Z")

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> [@Zaweri Runewright](#):
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> Found out that spiders do not like pedal vehicles. ☹

they also do not like fire. I apply it in superfluous amounts to any and all arachnids I see, and even some I don’t for that matter.

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**Author:** ![Accursed91](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/accursed91/32/71_2.png) [@Accursed91](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Accursed91)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/658 "2013-05-29T14:35:04Z")

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> [@Nopkar](#):
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> [quote=“Zaweri Runewright, post:656, topic:47”]Found out that spiders do not like pedal vehicles. ☹

they also do not like fire. I apply it in superfluous amounts to any and all arachnids I see, and even some I don’t for that matter.[/quote]

I have actually started to carry at least two molotov coctails with me at all times in case i run into giant creepy crawlies. Now granted, i haven’t had to use them as of yet (or well, not since i burned that web spiders nest to the ground… It is still burning by the way! :D) but it feels good to have them in case i need them. 🙂

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**Author:** ![DerpMcgee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/derpmcgee/32/864_2.png) [@DerpMcgee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/DerpMcgee)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/659 "2013-05-29T18:40:56Z")

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No, but zombie hulks love them.

And by love them, I mean they love to beat your head in with your bike.

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**Author:** ![TonicEngine](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/tonicengine/32/924_2.png) [@TonicEngine](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TonicEngine)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/660 "2013-05-29T21:28:39Z")

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Made a character, used wish menu to give him a katana, and went out to have !fun!. During a furious living room zombie battle, the fact that it got stuck in a zed went unnoticed, and in the process of finishing the rest with my fists, I broke my left leg. The game tells me I require the services of a surgeon. I guess it’s time to limp to an evac shelter and kill myself so the next guy can have my sword.

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