What was the last thing that killed you?

Luissen · 2013-10-19T02:02:18.000Z

I killed myself by starvation while reading with a savescummed 0 int character. it was too amusing to watch…

prytoclasm · 2013-10-19T02:23:20.000Z

Opened a door and there was a secubot. It opened fire and shot me in the head 4 times. Any other bodypart would have been fine and survivable, but well … not this.

Luissen · 2013-10-19T02:53:08.000Z

prytoclasm:

Opened a door and there was a secubot. It opened fire and shot me in the head 4 times. Any other bodypart would have been fine and survivable, but well … not this.

always wear a (dubious protective quality) helmet

DerpMcgee · 2013-10-19T07:16:07.000Z

I drank too much toilet water after eating a fetus.

eternalflame · 2013-10-19T09:18:13.000Z

Segmentation faults kill more of my characters than every other hazard combined.

Oragepoilu · 2013-10-19T09:32:01.000Z

I was making a new part of my car while i’v lock myself with big part around me. Was out of batteries, and i usually use my welding rig witch was out of range because of the new part iv installed.
Starved before i could bash one part …

Weyrling · 2013-10-19T22:02:59.000Z

eternalflame:

Segmentation faults kill more of my characters than every other hazard combined.

You are not alone, unfortunately. I do backup my saves but going back several days gets annoying when I have to repeat stuff.

infectedmochi · 2013-10-20T01:28:09.000Z

Zombie children.

I underestimated them when looting a regional school and get surrounded, they are weak individually but there are tons of them pouring in from many directions.

Little bastards (literally)

Orthum · 2013-10-20T03:29:28.000Z

My greatest death, involved my favorite prey. Shocker Zombie’s! I can’t get enough of hunting them, I literally raid a town for them more than any other product of commodity. I can’t get enough bionics. I thought I had stopped by car so I could grab a body before the horde arrive, I left it driving at 9 miles an hour, as I got shocked by a different non ran over shocker. Pain went up, couldn’t run fast enough to catch the car… They ate me. All of them, I think a master finished me off though.

VampyreLord · 2013-10-20T03:54:47.000Z

Curiosity.

Derschlact · 2013-10-20T05:01:02.000Z

Just 15 minutes ago, my best hardcore character named “adventurer” expired due to his traitorous bear roommate. He liked staying away from towns because with 22hp on each limb, any form of combat is suicide. He mostly scavenged for food in the forest or whatever he came across, like that convenient LMOE shelter or that mine containing clean water. On the evening of Day 2, he found it was getting dark. Since the broken-down flatbed he used as a shelter last night was a good 20-30 map chunks away, he decided to go to the two-chunk cave to the south (containing a bear) and attempt to sleep without his bear roommate bothering him. He attempted twice, and the rock floor was, well, uncomfortable. So he tried to sleep next to a blood-splattered human corpse, and his bear roommate mauled him while he was trying to sleep.

EkarusRyndren · 2013-10-20T05:20:27.000Z

Derschlact:

Just 15 minutes ago, my best hardcore character named “adventurer” expired due to his traitorous bear roommate. He liked staying away from towns because with 22hp on each limb, any form of combat is suicide. He mostly scavenged for food in the forest or whatever he came across, like that convenient LMOE shelter or that mine containing clean water. On the evening of Day 2, he found it was getting dark. Since the broken-down flatbed he used as a shelter last night was a good 20-30 map chunks away, he decided to go to the two-chunk cave to the south (containing a bear) and attempt to sleep without his bear roommate bothering him. He attempted twice, and the rock floor was, well, uncomfortable. So he tried to sleep next to a blood-splattered human corpse, and his bear roommate mauled him while he was trying to sleep.

Arg! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

jcannon98188 · 2013-10-20T18:11:15.000Z

My last character was a javelin thrower. He was B-A. Killing things left and right. Had a small base set up, source of infinite clean water. Oh look, a grocery store, let’s go loot there. Open the door. Jabbawock there. Crap. Try to set the store of fire (I remember hearing fire kills them easily) but I failed the first time with the matches and the Jabbawock came and destroyed me.

Rutilant · 2013-10-21T01:12:09.000Z

Surprise moose.

The gas tank I was trying to jack was not worth the subsequent hoofing my face received.

Gunmagic · 2013-10-21T01:21:57.000Z

Got tag-teamed by a Shocker zombie and a bear. My wood ax was not sufficient for an assault on the public works building.

Sogo · 2013-10-21T02:43:07.000Z

My Longtime character finally bit it, screaming down the highway at about 129MPH, some NPC decides to mug me, and shoots me in the chest and deals JUST enough damage to kill me.
I hope my car hit him.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2013-10-21T02:47:54.000Z

Fucking just got done killing a surprise hulk when a shitty zombie dog runs out of nowhere (due to my gunshots) and hits me on the head.

COULDA HIT ME ANYWHERE ELSE RNG, BUT YOU HAD TO PICK THE PART IN FUCKING RED. GLASS JAW IS A DICK…

EkarusRyndren · 2013-10-21T02:53:59.000Z

[quote=“Sogo, post:29, topic:3557”]My Longtime character finally bit it, screaming down the highway at about 129MPH, some NPC decides to mug me, and shoots me in the chest and deals JUST enough damage to kill me.
I hope my car hit him.[/quote]

DEATH OR GLORY… GLORY IT IS.

Iron_Foot · 2013-10-21T14:34:01.000Z

My own crass stupidity.

RIP IN PEACE

EkarusRyndren · 2013-10-21T14:58:42.000Z

How the hell did you get a sedative OD on Meth…