What sort of survivor are you?

Tineen · 2014-11-25T22:46:02.000Z

I know a few people who say that in the bar every Friday night.
Edit: Oh yes description, um sick of dealing with the Apocalypse?

StopSignal · 2014-11-25T22:48:37.000Z

Obviously going to die, gruesomely.

Kyriolexical_Dino · 2014-11-25T23:21:52.000Z

He didn’t die. He just went to conquer hell.

This is about my last survivor that died in a car crash explosion when he hit a tree. Bastard was so OP that he used to do the J-9 unarmed and naked with Hulks instead of jabberwocks. Guess the game got tired of his exploits lol.

chefvordivask · 2014-11-26T01:19:15.000Z

Would really rather just point a gun at any passerby I see, and tell them to keep walking the way they were going until I can’t see them. Then I’d lower my gun and continue on. Nobody can be trusted, especially in a situation like that.
I wish this wasn’t the kind of person I am

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-11-26T02:08:17.000Z

[quote=“chefvordivask, post:30, topic:8028”]Would really rather just point a gun at any passerby I see, and tell them to keep walking the way they were going until I can’t see them. Then I’d lower my gun and continue on. Nobody can be trusted, especially in a situation like that.
I wish this wasn’t the kind of person I am[/quote]

Nighthawk · 2014-11-26T03:04:47.000Z

A young maid, and a friend to those in need.

Pthalocy · 2014-11-26T03:44:24.000Z

Former surgeon, severe introvert, hugely goal-driven. Willing to utilize bionic/mutagenic means of survival. Extensively planned out every detail of how. This is about survival, not about saving humanity.

Shadowchaser · 2014-11-26T04:03:18.000Z

My latest survivor.

“I am the biggest, meanest, baddest mother–OH GOD OW”.

RAM · 2014-11-28T11:39:49.000Z

And one last thing on the questions front:
When you next wake, you will have slept for three months, the cataclysm has happened, it is evening and you are opposite a survivor at a camp-site. What is the survivor doing?

Jakers · 2014-11-28T13:21:38.000Z

Threatening me at gunpoint for my amazingly stylish suit - but soon I’ll teach them how to act in a civil manner.

Valpo · 2014-11-28T13:26:34.000Z

Jakers:

Threatening me at gunpoint for my amazingly stylish suit - but soon I’ll teach them how to act in a civil manner.

*points mininuke launcher

gimme that necktie or we ll both be sorry (still need that coulour)

Pthalocy · 2014-11-28T17:30:57.000Z

The survivor is trying to figure out if I am dead and they can safely loot my corpse. Imagine their surprise when I manage to get the first noise out of that throat in three months.

BigLie · 2014-11-28T21:22:25.000Z

Datanazush:

“If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the Planes, it is that many things may change the nature of a man. Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can. I’ve seen belief move cities, make men stave off death, and turn an evil hag’s heart half-circle. This entire Fortress has been constructed from belief. Belief damned a woman, whose heart clung to the hope that another loved her when he did not. Once, it made a man seek immortality and achieve it. And it has made a posturing spirit think it is something more than a part of me.”

THEN YOU LEARNT A FALSE LESSON, BROKEN ONE.

“Okay, time for a different perspective. Describe one of your survivors in a coherent sentence of 5-10 words.”

A scoundrel who has finally obtained an almost unlimited freedom to do whatever the hell he wants.

Pthalocy · 2014-11-28T22:56:37.000Z

For unfortunate Harv’s short description: Engineer’s mind in a faultily repaired body. Used to build things because he liked to, now he does it because no-one else can.

NOMOETOE · 2014-11-29T06:32:38.000Z

A conversation with my survivor would probably go like this.

Well Hello ther-Arrow to head is butchered and meat is smoked for preservation clothes are processed and stored

my survivor, does his/her best to kill everything, destroy everything, process everything.

For the survivors description.
A crazed idiot with only one goal, burn everything to the ground, then collect what remains.

blazing_glory · 2014-11-29T12:38:38.000Z

“You know how to get my computer and WI-FI working again?”

“No? Do you have any coke”?

“The apocalypse is truly terrible.”

I assume I’d be inside my house reading beside my computer.

bahihs · 2014-11-30T16:11:53.000Z

“So what do you think about this apocalypse, all your friends and enemies; your family, your loved ones, strangers, countless billions made into deathless flesh-crazed ghouls; societal breakdown, abandonment of basic human decency, loss of morals, mettle and manners. What does it all tell you?”

“It was inevitable.”

system · 2014-12-01T13:50:25.000Z

[quote=“bahihs, post:43, topic:8028”]“So what do you think about this apocalypse, all your friends and enemies; your family, your loved ones, strangers, countless billions made into deathless flesh-crazed ghouls; societal breakdown, abandonment of basic human decency, loss of morals, mettle and manners. What does it all tell you?”

“It was inevitable.”[/quote]

I see it.
What you did there.

TheWumpus · 2014-12-01T17:15:35.000Z

“You’ve been chased by the undead, mauled by wildlife, starved, frozen, had to scrounge for scraps to survive…what is your opinion of all this?”

“Such is life in the zone.”

Datanazush · 2014-12-01T18:45:27.000Z

[quote=“TheWumpus, post:45, topic:8028”]“You’ve been chased by the undead, mauled by wildlife, starved, frozen, had to scrounge for scraps to survive…what is your opinion of all this?”

“Such is life in the zone.”[/quote]

Аа ну Чики брики

I wonder which is more dangerous, The Zone or Post!Cataclysm New England.