What sort of survivor are you?

RAM · 2014-11-25T22:26:24.000Z

Okay, time for a different perspective. Describe one of your survivors in a coherent sentence of 5-10 words.

TheFlame52 · 2014-11-25T22:44:34.000Z

I’m a mycus-eatin’ bionic-installin’ zombie-punchin’ god.

Jakers · 2014-11-25T22:45:24.000Z

The classiest and most stylish bitch in existence.

Tineen · 2014-11-25T22:46:02.000Z

I know a few people who say that in the bar every Friday night.
Edit: Oh yes description, um sick of dealing with the Apocalypse?

StopSignal · 2014-11-25T22:48:37.000Z

Obviously going to die, gruesomely.

Kyriolexical_Dino · 2014-11-25T23:21:52.000Z

He didn’t die. He just went to conquer hell.

This is about my last survivor that died in a car crash explosion when he hit a tree. Bastard was so OP that he used to do the J-9 unarmed and naked with Hulks instead of jabberwocks. Guess the game got tired of his exploits lol.

chefvordivask · 2014-11-26T01:19:15.000Z

Would really rather just point a gun at any passerby I see, and tell them to keep walking the way they were going until I can’t see them. Then I’d lower my gun and continue on. Nobody can be trusted, especially in a situation like that.
I wish this wasn’t the kind of person I am

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-11-26T02:08:17.000Z

[quote=“chefvordivask, post:30, topic:8028”]Would really rather just point a gun at any passerby I see, and tell them to keep walking the way they were going until I can’t see them. Then I’d lower my gun and continue on. Nobody can be trusted, especially in a situation like that.
I wish this wasn’t the kind of person I am[/quote]

Nighthawk · 2014-11-26T03:04:47.000Z

A young maid, and a friend to those in need.

Pthalocy · 2014-11-26T03:44:24.000Z

Former surgeon, severe introvert, hugely goal-driven. Willing to utilize bionic/mutagenic means of survival. Extensively planned out every detail of how. This is about survival, not about saving humanity.

Shadowchaser · 2014-11-26T04:03:18.000Z

My latest survivor.

“I am the biggest, meanest, baddest mother–OH GOD OW”.

RAM · 2014-11-28T11:39:49.000Z

And one last thing on the questions front:
When you next wake, you will have slept for three months, the cataclysm has happened, it is evening and you are opposite a survivor at a camp-site. What is the survivor doing?

Jakers · 2014-11-28T13:21:38.000Z

Threatening me at gunpoint for my amazingly stylish suit - but soon I’ll teach them how to act in a civil manner.

Valpo · 2014-11-28T13:26:34.000Z

Jakers:

Threatening me at gunpoint for my amazingly stylish suit - but soon I’ll teach them how to act in a civil manner.

*points mininuke launcher

gimme that necktie or we ll both be sorry (still need that coulour)

Pthalocy · 2014-11-28T17:30:57.000Z

The survivor is trying to figure out if I am dead and they can safely loot my corpse. Imagine their surprise when I manage to get the first noise out of that throat in three months.

BigLie · 2014-11-28T21:22:25.000Z

Datanazush:

“If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the Planes, it is that many things may change the nature of a man. Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can. I’ve seen belief move cities, make men stave off death, and turn an evil hag’s heart half-circle. This entire Fortress has been constructed from belief. Belief damned a woman, whose heart clung to the hope that another loved her when he did not. Once, it made a man seek immortality and achieve it. And it has made a posturing spirit think it is something more than a part of me.”

THEN YOU LEARNT A FALSE LESSON, BROKEN ONE.

“Okay, time for a different perspective. Describe one of your survivors in a coherent sentence of 5-10 words.”

A scoundrel who has finally obtained an almost unlimited freedom to do whatever the hell he wants.

Pthalocy · 2014-11-28T22:56:37.000Z

For unfortunate Harv’s short description: Engineer’s mind in a faultily repaired body. Used to build things because he liked to, now he does it because no-one else can.

NOMOETOE · 2014-11-29T06:32:38.000Z

A conversation with my survivor would probably go like this.

Well Hello ther-Arrow to head is butchered and meat is smoked for preservation clothes are processed and stored

my survivor, does his/her best to kill everything, destroy everything, process everything.

For the survivors description.
A crazed idiot with only one goal, burn everything to the ground, then collect what remains.

blazing_glory · 2014-11-29T12:38:38.000Z

“You know how to get my computer and WI-FI working again?”

“No? Do you have any coke”?

“The apocalypse is truly terrible.”

I assume I’d be inside my house reading beside my computer.

bahihs · 2014-11-30T16:11:53.000Z

“So what do you think about this apocalypse, all your friends and enemies; your family, your loved ones, strangers, countless billions made into deathless flesh-crazed ghouls; societal breakdown, abandonment of basic human decency, loss of morals, mettle and manners. What does it all tell you?”

“It was inevitable.”