# What are you not telling me, Cataclysm?
**URL:** https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/what-are-you-not-telling-me-cataclysm/20803
**Category:** The Bunker
**Created:** [July 18, 2019, 5:45am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/what-are-you-not-telling-me-cataclysm/20803 "2019-07-18T05:45:31Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@Malkeus](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Malkeus)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2019, 5:45am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/what-are-you-not-telling-me-cataclysm/20803/1 "2019-07-18T05:45:31Z")
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### Author:  [@stebbiness](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/stebbiness)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2019, 5:54am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/what-are-you-not-telling-me-cataclysm/20803/2 "2019-07-18T05:54:41Z")
Good joke but coitus isn’t implemented yet. Maybe not ever unless someone really wants to.
I won’t mind some morale increasing action between my character and her male friend though.
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### Author:  [@Malkeus](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Malkeus)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2019, 5:58am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/what-are-you-not-telling-me-cataclysm/20803/3 "2019-07-18T05:58:29Z")
I knew it, I’ve been playing ken dolls this whole time. Joking aside, there are a lot of possibilities for wearing a condom aside from it’s intended use. They could make super fragile water proof socks and gloves or be worn over the face so you can anonymously (lol) rob another faction.
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### Author:  [@Necrosian](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Necrosian)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2019, 6:20am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/what-are-you-not-telling-me-cataclysm/20803/4 "2019-07-18T06:20:25Z")
Imagine getting robbed by [this guy](https://secureservercdn.net/166.62.115.254/4bp.4a9.myftpupload.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-11-at-8.14.28-AM.png?time=1562994509).
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### Author:  [@Malkeus](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Malkeus)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2019, 7:44am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/what-are-you-not-telling-me-cataclysm/20803/5 "2019-07-18T07:44:37Z")
Lol, poor mans gas mask. Bonus points if you slide straws under the edges for your buddies to exhale into. Only true stoners need apply.
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### Author:  [@anothersimulacrum](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/anothersimulacrum)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2019, 3:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/what-are-you-not-telling-me-cataclysm/20803/6 "2019-07-18T15:15:50Z")
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### Author:  [@Malkeus](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Malkeus)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2019, 3:28pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/what-are-you-not-telling-me-cataclysm/20803/7 "2019-07-18T15:28:12Z")
Pornmag, vibrator, condoms…cudgel? I think Alonso is getting desperate.
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### Author:  [@Sediment](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Sediment)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2019, 2:27am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/what-are-you-not-telling-me-cataclysm/20803/8 "2019-07-19T02:27:13Z")
Poor Alonso, you bet he’s desperate! If the porno mag & vibrator fail, he doesn’t have cheap wine amd rufies to fall back on. That’s where the cudgel comes into play.
Ooh! That could be a new starting character! I know there’s a lost submissive, but we could have a degenerate. What is it? Psychopath that has no guilt? Addiction resistant & pain tolerance. Above average speaking/bartering. Maybe a point of tailoring for making “cheeky” outfits?