# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101>\
**Category:** The Drawing Board\
**Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JamesR3d](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/82dd89/32.png) [@JamesR3d](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/JamesR3d)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 6:28am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/141 "2014-10-18T06:28:19Z")

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Real quick question. Did anyone suggest Shrek spawning in swamps?

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**Author:** ![pingpong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4bbf92/32.png) [@pingpong](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/pingpong)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 6:31am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/142 "2014-10-18T06:31:50Z")

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> [@JamesR3d](#):
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> Real quick question. Did anyone suggest Shrek spawning in swamps?

+1 only if he makes bad ogre puns, and says “get Shrekt” when he kills you.

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**Author:** ![edm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f08c70/32.png) [@edm](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/edm)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 7:33am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/143 "2014-10-18T07:33:13Z")

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> [@JamesR3d](#):
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> Real quick question. Did anyone suggest Shrek spawning in swamps?

This would be an awesome easter egg, make it very rare and it’s a winner.

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**Author:** ![Raskulle](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/raskulle/32/368_2.png) [@Raskulle](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Raskulle)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 12:49pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/144 "2014-10-18T12:49:28Z")

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We can just mask it as Green ogre.  
An abominable swamp man maybe?  
SWAMP HULK -\> GET OUTTA MY SWAMP

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**Author:** ![Valpo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/valpo/32/341_2.png) [@Valpo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Valpo)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/145 "2014-10-18T18:15:43Z")

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Sniper zombies that deliver headshots from gunstore rooftops with theire trusty .300 magnum rifle.

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/146 "2014-10-18T18:16:44Z")

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So Resident Evil zombies?

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**Author:** ![Valpo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/valpo/32/341_2.png) [@Valpo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Valpo)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/147 "2014-10-18T18:19:17Z")

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> [@FunsizeNinja123](#):
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> So Resident Evil zombies?

They are positively rediculess so they fit well in here.

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/148 "2014-10-18T18:22:53Z")

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Heh. Anyway…

Add working computers so we can play Cata while we Cata.

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**Author:** ![TheFlame52](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/theflame52/32/247_2.png) [@TheFlame52](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheFlame52)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2014, 9:39pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/149 "2014-10-19T21:39:44Z")

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Make it so that items used only for debugging (Mjolnir, Shiny Cable, etc.) are rarely dropped from Amigara horrors.

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2014, 9:57pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/150 "2014-10-19T21:57:03Z")

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Mooseocalypse. A moose on every tile. EVERY LAST ONE.

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/151 "2014-10-19T22:02:07Z")

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> [@Slax](#):
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> Mooseocalypse. A moose on every tile. EVERY LAST ONE.

Game crashing simulator 2048\*

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**Author:** ![bubbadoo14](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/bubbadoo14/32/2716_2.png) [@bubbadoo14](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bubbadoo14)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2014, 10:19pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/152 "2014-10-19T22:19:53Z")

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> [@Slax](#):
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> Mooseocalypse. A moose on every tile. EVERY LAST ONE.

Canada Mode.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/153 "2014-10-19T23:57:35Z")

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Canada Mode must also include replacing all NPC text with strings of apologies rather than expletives.

Create new trait for player, labelled “Canadian”, where the extreme ups and downs of Cata’s wacky weather actually affect one’s percieved body temp less extremely. (Okay sometimes the weather is sane. Make Canada Mode include a wacky weather mod to accompany if needed). Create accompanying negative trait called “Not Canadian” where the extreme temperature shifts affect perceived bodypart temperatures more absurdly.

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**Author:** ![John\_Candlebury](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/john_candlebury/32/6437_2.png) [@John\_Candlebury](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/John_Candlebury)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 3:48am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/154 "2014-10-20T03:48:05Z")

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A photon cannon!

Which is nothing more than a flashlight with a fancy name.

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**Author:** ![Raskulle](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/raskulle/32/368_2.png) [@Raskulle](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Raskulle)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 9:04am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/155 "2014-10-20T09:04:39Z")

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The Book of Jargon.

Requires 60 intelligence to easily read.  
Contains every recipe in the game.  
Decreases morale by -10.  
Takes 2 hours to read.

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**Author:** ![Datanazush](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/datanazush/32/1055_2.png) [@Datanazush](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Datanazush)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 11:09am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/156 "2014-10-20T11:09:40Z")

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> [@Pthalocy](#):
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> Canada Mode must also include replacing all NPC text with strings of apologies rather than expletives.

Australia Mode, replaces all regular words with expletives. Arbitrarily hot unless you live near the coast. Giant funnel web and trap door spiders.

Oh god. Zombified 'roos. ZOMBIFIED CASSOWARIES.

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**Author:** ![Nighthawk](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/nighthawk/32/896_2.png) [@Nighthawk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Nighthawk)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 1:52pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/157 "2014-10-20T13:52:50Z")

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- Airstrike event in which military bombers blow the crap out of the area you are currently standing in with no warning whatsoever.

- Granades have a smalllarge chance to spawn tank drones in every tile of their explosion radius.

- Random NPCs named Bill, Zoey, Louis and Francis who run around shooting all zombies in sight with automatic weapons, constantly yelling things like, “RELOADING,” “PILLS” and “PIPE BOMB HERE”

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 2:06pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/158 "2014-10-20T14:06:34Z")

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Duke mode.  
Those alien bastards are going to pay for zombifying my planet.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/159 "2014-10-20T14:30:41Z")

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New artifact: Balls of Steel

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**Author:** ![DigitalPhantom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@DigitalPhantom](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/DigitalPhantom)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/160 "2014-10-20T23:11:44Z")

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Trunk drones. Like tank drones, but they spawn when you open a trunk.

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