# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101>\
**Category:** The Drawing Board\
**Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 54

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**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1061 "2015-01-18T22:17:05Z")

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> [@AllisonW](#):
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> Kevlar loincloth, for the modern tactical barbarian.

> [@Slax](#):
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> Kevlar breast implants, baby.

Kevlar bra for people who like their tiddies! Also known as the Kevbra.

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**Author:** ![Stretop](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stretop/32/9864_2.png) [@Stretop](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Stretop)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 10:51pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1062 "2015-01-18T22:51:53Z")

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> [@Jakers](#):
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> [quote=“AllisonW, post:1055, topic:3101”]Kevlar loincloth, for the modern tactical barbarian.

> [@Slax](#):
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> Kevlar breast implants, baby.

Kevlar bra for people who like their tiddies! Also known as the Kevbra.[/quote]

And by your powers combined - Kevlar swimsuit!

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**Author:** ![SiegeLion](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/siegelion/32/351_2.png) [@SiegeLion](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/SiegeLion)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 11:07pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1063 "2015-01-18T23:07:45Z")

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CBM - Kevlar Butt  
More common than Buttplates but less protective, and more flexible.

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**Author:** ![AllisonW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@AllisonW](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/AllisonW)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 11:12pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1064 "2015-01-18T23:12:30Z")

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> [@Pthalocy](#):
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> Hahahahaa oh no, sigg’d.

HEL YEH I got sig’d

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**Author:** ![Logrin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/logrin/32/209_2.png) [@Logrin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Logrin)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 3:38am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1065 "2015-01-20T03:38:13Z")

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Mycus should be changed to an aggressive proliferation of mustaches…

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**Author:** ![bugsniper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@bugsniper](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bugsniper)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 3:54am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1066 "2015-01-20T03:54:10Z")

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Keeping your mouth and nose warm should protect you from colds when the newest news article says it does. Make the program google for news every time you start a game.

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**Author:** ![RAM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9bd4f/32.png) [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 5:47am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1067 "2015-01-20T05:47:46Z")

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> [@Zorbeltuss](#):
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> Vehicle Trebuchet, It takes up a big part on your vehicle and has a storage area where you put the munitions, it can throw anything (with a mass lower than what you rated it for, including you) at your enemies.

I must not be parsing that correctly, it almost sounds as though what you describe is not a trebuchet that launches vehicles.

> [@Zorbeltuss](#):
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> Edit: Molotov of Living Fire, if there is no fuel for the fire to burn it follows the rules of “game of life” to burn spread and die.

Too funny to survive.

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**Author:** ![Logrin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/logrin/32/209_2.png) [@Logrin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Logrin)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:07am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1068 "2015-01-20T06:07:52Z")

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The description of every object–no matter how mundane–should be sexually charged. How can I possibly expect to be immersed in a game that doesn’t hold up to the erotica of Anaïs Nin?

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**Author:** ![TheFlame52](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/theflame52/32/247_2.png) [@TheFlame52](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheFlame52)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 12:53pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1069 "2015-01-20T12:53:54Z")

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> [@Logrin](#):
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> Mycus should be changed to an aggressive proliferation of mustaches…

Mustache Man Reborn

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 1:28pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1070 "2015-01-20T13:28:34Z")

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Powering up via the ancient secret of shouting!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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**Author:** ![Valpo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/valpo/32/341_2.png) [@Valpo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Valpo)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 1:33pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1071 "2015-01-20T13:33:31Z")

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[quote=“Slax, post:1070, topic:3101”]Powering up via the ancient secret of shouting!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH![/quote]

Using bleach you can increase the effect by 5000%

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1072 "2015-01-20T13:49:47Z")

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Female characters should “You lose some blood!” Once every month

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**Author:** ![jcd](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/jcd/32/338_2.png) [@jcd](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/jcd)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 1:54pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1073 "2015-01-20T13:54:13Z")

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Survivor flame breathing with the use of gasoline, lighters and a mouth mutation/CBM.

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**Author:** ![Rhodri](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/rhodri/32/342_2.png) [@Rhodri](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rhodri)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1074 "2015-01-20T14:36:18Z")

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Survivor loincloth.

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**Author:** ![Catfoodbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee59a6/32.png) [@Catfoodbob](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Catfoodbob)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 4:22pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1075 "2015-01-20T16:22:18Z")

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pocket Shotgun, cause everyone wants a shotgun you can fit in inventory with 2 volume

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**Author:** ![AllisonW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@AllisonW](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/AllisonW)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1076 "2015-01-20T16:43:59Z")

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> [@Catfoodbob](#):
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> pocket Shotgun, cause everyone wants a shotgun you can fit in inventory with 2 volume

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(That second one is 3 volume instead of 2, but will still fit in a holster. I’ve done it.)

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**Author:** ![Illogical\_Blox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/73ab20/32.png) [@Illogical\_Blox](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Illogical_Blox)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 7:20pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1077 "2015-01-20T19:20:23Z")

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> [@Logrin](#):
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> The description of every object–no matter how mundane–should be sexually charged. How can I possibly expect to be immersed in a game that doesn’t hold up to the erotica of Anaïs Nin?

This is some bubble wrap. It’s air-filled balls are large, and squishy. You feel the need to squeeze them.

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**Author:** ![SiegeLion](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/siegelion/32/351_2.png) [@SiegeLion](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/SiegeLion)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 9:39pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1078 "2015-01-20T21:39:06Z")

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> [@Illogical\_Blox](#):
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> [quote=“Logrin, post:1068, topic:3101”]The description of every object–no matter how mundane–should be sexually charged. How can I possibly expect to be immersed in a game that doesn’t hold up to the erotica of Anaïs Nin?

This is some bubble wrap. It’s air-filled balls are large, and squishy. You feel the need to squeeze them.[/quote]  
The long, thick, spear looks impressive. You feel as if you should grasp it firmly and impale your foes upon it.  
10/10 best weapon.

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**Author:** ![jcd](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/jcd/32/338_2.png) [@jcd](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/jcd)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 9:48pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1079 "2015-01-20T21:48:40Z")

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> [@SeigeLion](#):
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> [quote=“Illogical\_Blox, post:1077, topic:3101”][quote=“Logrin, post:1068, topic:3101”]The description of every object–no matter how mundane–should be sexually charged. How can I possibly expect to be immersed in a game that doesn’t hold up to the erotica of Anaïs Nin?

This is some bubble wrap. It’s air-filled balls are large, and squishy. You feel the need to squeeze them.[/quote]  
The long, thick, spear looks impressive. You feel as if you should grasp it firmly and impale your foes upon it.  
10/10 best weapon.[/quote]  
This is a cucumber. A thick, cylindrical vegetable. The enterprising survivor will think of more than one way to use it.

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**Author:** ![Coolthulhu](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/coolthulhu/32/2446_2.png) [@Coolthulhu](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Coolthulhu)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 12:53am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1080 "2015-01-21T00:53:42Z")

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> [@jcd](#):
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> [quote=“SeigeLion, post:1078, topic:3101”][quote=“Illogical\_Blox, post:1077, topic:3101”][quote=“Logrin, post:1068, topic:3101”]The description of every object–no matter how mundane–should be sexually charged. How can I possibly expect to be immersed in a game that doesn’t hold up to the erotica of Anaïs Nin?

This is some bubble wrap. It’s air-filled balls are large, and squishy. You feel the need to squeeze them.[/quote]  
The long, thick, spear looks impressive. You feel as if you should grasp it firmly and impale your foes upon it.  
10/10 best weapon.[/quote]  
This is a cucumber. A thick, cylindrical vegetable. The enterprising survivor will think of more than one way to use it.[/quote]

This is a vibrator. You could put it in one of your orifices.

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