# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101>\
**Category:** The Drawing Board\
**Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 53

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**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 1:00pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1041 "2015-01-17T13:00:56Z")

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[quote=“trusty\_patches, post:1039, topic:3101”]I wonder if anyone ever decides to make a load-whatever-you-want projectile weapon that calculates damage and to-hit depending on projectile weight and volume.

And then forget to put size/weight/volume limitations.  
  
And now imagine shooting jabberwock’s corpse at something.[/quote]

Yes! Now I can improve the effectiveness of using zombie children as lethal weaponry!

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**Author:** ![MormonPartyboat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e7dd6/32.png) [@MormonPartyboat](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/MormonPartyboat)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 4:49pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1042 "2015-01-17T16:49:32Z")

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> [@TinHeadDays](#):
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> The ability to monologue about things if your a detective.

![](http://i.imgur.com/BVXEN60.png)

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**Author:** ![Catfoodbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee59a6/32.png) [@Catfoodbob](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Catfoodbob)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1043 "2015-01-17T16:56:32Z")

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Fat Boomers, Shocker Spitters, Sprinters, Sprinter Hulks, Zappawock, Bagels, Zombie Assassin, Temporal zombie, Zombie Brain, Zombie Jabberwock, Zombie Hulkerwockashockerspitterbrutasprinterwock.

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**Author:** ![Logrin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/logrin/32/209_2.png) [@Logrin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Logrin)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 6:31pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1044 "2015-01-17T18:31:46Z")

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A CBM that unlocks SCREW ATTACK! Look out motherbrain…

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**Author:** ![TinHeadDays](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/tinheaddays/32/414_2.png) [@TinHeadDays](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TinHeadDays)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 6:32pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1045 "2015-01-17T18:32:36Z")

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Idea: how about a Sanity meter?

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**Author:** ![Catfoodbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee59a6/32.png) [@Catfoodbob](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Catfoodbob)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1046 "2015-01-17T18:37:17Z")

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Addiction to a certain moral level

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 5:18am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1047 "2015-01-18T05:18:29Z")

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a new function to sniff stuff to tell if it’s any good. But everything has a morale modifier for being tasty, boring, nasty, or trying to kill you.

Do not sniff any butt-plate CBM’s. Just install them and don’t hit the sniff key whatever you do.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 6:27am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1048 "2015-01-18T06:27:45Z")

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Invisible hulks that spit acid and shoot lasers. Bam.

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**Author:** ![iceball3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c89c15/32.png) [@iceball3](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/iceball3)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 6:33am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1049 "2015-01-18T06:33:35Z")

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CBM: Internal Butt Furnace  
CBM: Implanted Buttvision  
CBM: Olfactory Buttmask - negates farting and allows your buttplates to be sniffed safely  
CBM: Butt Distortion  
CBM: Butt railgun  
CBM: Butt claws  
CBM: Butt Mini-Flamethrower  
CBM: Butt Butt

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**Author:** ![AllisonW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@AllisonW](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/AllisonW)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 6:46am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1050 "2015-01-18T06:46:02Z")

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Butt Rocket CBM. Consumption of beans now permits you to fly at the speed of sound.

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**Author:** ![wilson7755](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c89c15/32.png) [@wilson7755](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/wilson7755)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 6:48am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1051 "2015-01-18T06:48:18Z")

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I want a Pizza bell Taco bell, I want a Pizza Hut, I want a combination pizza hut and taco bell

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 7:45am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1052 "2015-01-18T07:45:08Z")

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If ice cream ever gets in: Eating too much ice cream causes brain freeze and thus headache.

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**Author:** ![Rivet](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/rivet/32/11_2.png) [@Rivet](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rivet)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 8:16am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1053 "2015-01-18T08:16:17Z")

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> [@Rookie](#):
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> If ice cream ever gets in: Eating too much ice cream causes brain freeze and thus headache.

There’s a way to sort of ‘inoculate’ yourself against brainfreeze. I discovered it by accident when I was little.

Get the biggest, most painful, most debilitating brainfreeze you’ve ever experienced (mine was due to drinking a slurpee way too fast on a hot summer day) and there’s a good chance it will break whatever neurological short circuit causes you to experience brainfreeze. I’m not talking normal brainfreeze, either, I mean it’s got to be so bad you’d rather die than continue to experience it.

When I did so it hurt so badly that it literally knocked me to the ground and left me functionally blind for several minutes. The lady at the gas station thought I was having a seizure until I managed to tell her what had happened, and ever since then (for something like two decades now) I’ve been immune to brainfreeze.

That which does not kill me makes me stronger.

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**Author:** ![Darkfirephoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7993a0/32.png) [@Darkfirephoenix](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Darkfirephoenix)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 8:22am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1054 "2015-01-18T08:22:51Z")

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> [@Rivet](#):
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> That which does not kill me makes me stronger.

Or will permanently damage your brain… Who cares? Needs moar ice!

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**Author:** ![AllisonW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@AllisonW](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/AllisonW)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 10:02am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1055 "2015-01-18T10:02:43Z")

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Kevlar loincloth, for the modern tactical barbarian.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 11:24am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1056 "2015-01-18T11:24:06Z")

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Hahahahaa oh no, sigg’d.

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**Author:** ![Zorbeltuss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/76d3ee/32.png) [@Zorbeltuss](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Zorbeltuss)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1057 "2015-01-18T14:58:01Z")

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CBM Hammer Space, the modern answer to storage, you can store your necessities other survivors and even your biggest vehicles in yourself, not recommended for hoarders.  
CBM Internal Mini Nuke, you activate it and after a few seconds it blows up, I hope you’re speedy with the scalpel.  
Survivor Pulsejet Grenade Launcher, it does deliver quite a punch and maybe the explosion doesn’t even make a sound, the pulsejet however does make anything closeby permanently deaf and can be heard for miles.  
Vehicle Trebuchet, It takes up a big part on your vehicle and has a storage area where you put the munitions, it can throw anything (with a mass lower than what you rated it for, including you) at your enemies.  
Chlorine trifluoride canisters in labs and such. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorine\_trifluoride](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorine_trifluoride)  
Edit: Molotov of Living Fire, if there is no fuel for the fire to burn it follows the rules of “game of life” to burn spread and die.

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**Author:** ![Illogical\_Blox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/73ab20/32.png) [@Illogical\_Blox](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Illogical_Blox)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 7:06pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1058 "2015-01-18T19:06:23Z")

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The ability to craft lassos, then capture Tank Bots and Chicken Walkers and ride them.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1059 "2015-01-18T19:58:54Z")

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Kevlar breast implants, baby.

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**Author:** ![Catfoodbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee59a6/32.png) [@Catfoodbob](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Catfoodbob)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1060 "2015-01-18T20:11:50Z")

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Great Survivor Helms- cause great helms are great enough and survivor helms are not survivey enough… also i think it would be hilarious finding them on survivor zombies

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