# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas **URL:** \ **Category:** The Drawing Board\ **Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51

**Author:** ![AllisonW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@AllisonW](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/AllisonW)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 12:24am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1001 "2015-01-16T00:24:39Z")

You can now read while driving. ---

**Author:** ![Logrin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/logrin/32/209_2.png) [@Logrin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Logrin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 3:30am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1002 "2015-01-16T03:30:13Z")

You used to be able to! And craft…it was awesome in a death mobile. _looks up_ Town eh? Not for long… \*Glances back down to erotic ‘literature’ How about the B in CBMs getting changed to BUTT! and all installations having their dialog changed accordingly. (Fusion blaster cheek, Butt-mounted laser, rectal flashlight…storage space…) Obviously this means CBMs now come in suppository form rather than modules… Choose your ethnicity at character creation and have each paired with a racially disparaging trait, such as Hispanics starting with ‘very sleepy’. And it goes without saying that if a cuacasian fellow attempts to climb a fence the game will remind them that ‘white boys can’t jump’ ---

**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 4:17am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1003 "2015-01-16T04:17:12Z")

That really is terrible! I totally want butt-plate armour CBM now. ---

**Author:** ![RAM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9bd4f/32.png) [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 5:15am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1004 "2015-01-16T05:15:26Z")

I am still trying to pin down precisely what the most amusing implication of butt-plating that protects the face, hands, and feet is… ---

**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 5:49am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1005 "2015-01-16T05:49:51Z")

Internal Furnace would force you to shove 2by4s up your \_\_\_. Heat drain would require you to sit on the target. ---

**Author:** ![bubbadoo14](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/bubbadoo14/32/2716_2.png) [@bubbadoo14](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bubbadoo14)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 11:54am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1006 "2015-01-16T11:54:50Z")

The multitool would be a bunch of tools up your butt. 😑 ---

**Author:** ![iceball3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c89c15/32.png) [@iceball3](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/iceball3)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 2:24pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1007 "2015-01-16T14:24:00Z")

Artificial Night Generator Now becomes the Artificial Butt Generator Also butt cloaking systems. ---

**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 3:56pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1008 "2015-01-16T15:56:50Z")

> [@iceball3](#): > > Also butt cloaking systems. A butt cloaking system is the fanciest term for a pair of undies I’ve heard yet. ---

**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 6:00pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1009 "2015-01-16T18:00:53Z")

Butt solar panels! Now you have an excuse for waving about your ass in the sun. ---

**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 6:06pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1010 "2015-01-16T18:06:10Z")

Butt fusion cannon? ---

**Author:** ![bugsniper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@bugsniper](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bugsniper)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1011 "2015-01-16T18:28:16Z")

> [@Catfoodbob](#): > > Hidden overall Moral stat- different from your moral stat but it is the coalescence of how your char feels about the entire thing… could get positive moral or negative that doesn’t affect the stat. could kinda worka s a buffer and resembles kinda how well your doing overall… different things affect it in different measures like good food could affect it more ALS mode, where the goal is to strategically commit suicide at a date and time that maximizes your overall morale. ---

**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 6:54pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1012 "2015-01-16T18:54:24Z")

> [@bugsniper](#): > > [quote=“Catfoodbob, post:999, topic:3101”]Hidden overall Moral stat- different from your moral stat but it is the coalescence of how your char feels about the entire thing… could get positive moral or negative that doesn’t affect the stat. could kinda worka s a buffer and resembles kinda how well your doing overall… different things affect it in different measures like good food could affect it more ALS mode, where the goal is to strategically commit suicide at a date and time that maximizes your overall morale.[/quote] Bonus ducks - you now explode if you suicide with extremely high morale. The higher the morale - the bigger the explosion. ---

**Author:** ![Closet\_Pankin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/closet_pankin/32/376_2.png) [@Closet\_Pankin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Closet_Pankin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 7:05pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1013 "2015-01-16T19:05:33Z")

> [@trusty\_patches](#): > > [quote=“bugsniper, post:1011, topic:3101”][quote=“Catfoodbob, post:999, topic:3101”]Hidden overall Moral stat- different from your moral stat but it is the coalescence of how your char feels about the entire thing… could get positive moral or negative that doesn’t affect the stat. could kinda worka s a buffer and resembles kinda how well your doing overall… different things affect it in different measures like good food could affect it more ALS mode, where the goal is to strategically commit suicide at a date and time that maximizes your overall morale.[/quote] Bonus ducks - you now explode if you suicide with extremely high morale. The higher the morale - the bigger the explosion.[/quote] Into ducks. The game has no effects. But when you explore in this euphoric nuclear boom, all you hear is [size=36pt]BONUS DUCKS[/size] ---

**Author:** ![Logrin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/logrin/32/209_2.png) [@Logrin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Logrin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 8:17pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1014 "2015-01-16T20:17:06Z")

Implementation of a stat rust system… ---

**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1015 "2015-01-16T20:22:39Z")

> [@Closet Pankin](#): > > [quote=“trusty\_patches, post:1012, topic:3101”]Bonus ducks - you now explode if you suicide with extremely high morale. The higher the morale - the bigger the explosion. Into ducks. The game has no effects. But when you explore in this euphoric nuclear boom, all you hear is [size=36pt]BONUS DUCKS[/size][/quote] I didn’t know I want it so much. [size=36pt]BONUS DUCKS[/size] on demand is best feature to be in any game ever. ---

**Author:** ![MormonPartyboat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e7dd6/32.png) [@MormonPartyboat](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/MormonPartyboat)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 10:51pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1016 "2015-01-16T22:51:56Z")

Bitcoin. ---

**Author:** ![Flashlight\_Hoarder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Flashlight\_Hoarder](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Flashlight_Hoarder)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 11:13pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1017 "2015-01-16T23:13:19Z")

Ice Cream that you can find in a refrigerator or craft using fresh milk. ---

**Author:** ![AllisonW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@AllisonW](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/AllisonW)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 11:16pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1018 "2015-01-16T23:16:08Z")

> [@Flashlight Hoarder](#): > > Ice Cream that you can find in a refrigerator or craft using fresh milk. Off-topic. This is a great idea. ---

**Author:** ![Flashlight\_Hoarder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Flashlight\_Hoarder](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Flashlight_Hoarder)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 11:20pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1019 "2015-01-16T23:20:34Z")

Until the Ice cream goes bad after 10 turns. ---

**Author:** ![AllisonW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@AllisonW](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/AllisonW)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 11:32pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/1020 "2015-01-16T23:32:59Z")

> [@Flashlight Hoarder](#): > > Until the Ice cream goes bad after 10 turns. Nah, just melts. I like to let the ice cream melt in the bowl until it’s soupy and smooth, almost like a cold, sweet porridge. [Previous page](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101.md?page=50) [Next page](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101.md?page=52)