# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101>\
**Category:** The Drawing Board\
**Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![iceball3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c89c15/32.png) [@iceball3](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/iceball3)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 5:45am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/961 "2015-01-13T05:45:54Z")

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Rivbutt’s newest firearm: Taurus, Raging Butt  
Fires buttless ammunition

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 8:17am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/962 "2015-01-13T08:17:05Z")

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> [@Jakers](#):
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> [quote=“Rivet, post:939, topic:3101”]Who in the heck would want one of those things, and be brave enough to actually use one?

I know quite a few people. Not saying that for a joke either; I won’t give any names though.

Don’t think I’m in any way okay with those things however. They’re monstrosities.[/quote]

Heh, ditto to knowing people. Furries are probably happy when they can find a dildo that matches their associated animal, so I guess that’s nice. Like a little bit of the wilder you that you can hold. Or a very giant, terrifying, possibly weaponizable bit of you. I’m not entirely convinced my furry friend is not in fact more interested in destroying the world with a massive fox dong. Though she as much said, her plan is to build a potatogun that will launch the thing, because it is too dangerous to attempt using for anything else. Man, my irl friends are weirdos. XD

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**Author:** ![iceball3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c89c15/32.png) [@iceball3](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/iceball3)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 8:53am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/963 "2015-01-13T08:53:42Z")

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![](http://signavatar.com/32799_v.gif)  
Has me imagining that you were the lab assistant/test subject who would help put this plan in motion. Safety goggles on, everyone!

Suggestion: be able to use pontoon bridges for fluid storage. Have them sink if you store too much.

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**Author:** ![Rivet](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/rivet/32/11_2.png) [@Rivet](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rivet)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 9:00am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/964 "2015-01-13T09:00:31Z")

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> [@iceball3](#):
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> Suggestion: be able to use pontoon bridges for fluid storage. Have them sink if you store too much.

If you’re storing gasoline they shouldn’t ever sink, unless they spring a leak.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 9:20am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/965 "2015-01-13T09:20:01Z")

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[quote=“iceball3, post:963, topic:3101”] ![](http://signavatar.com/32799_v.gif)  
Has me imagining that you were the lab assistant/test subject who would help put this plan in motion. Safety goggles on, everyone!

Suggestion: be able to use pontoon bridges for fluid storage. Have them sink if you store too much.[/quote]

Be aware my avatar does cycle through many different imgur links, though I assume it was in fact the safety goggles one. X) It was displaying the pic with my jabberwock toon, so my first thought was “GOGGLES IS NOT GOING TO STOP THAT”. Heehee.

Not gonna lie, I would totally build potatoguns if I had more space to launch them without hitting everything at the local dog park. Too close to home, people would find me.

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**Author:** ![Coolthulhu](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/coolthulhu/32/2446_2.png) [@Coolthulhu](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Coolthulhu)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 10:16am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/966 "2015-01-13T10:16:35Z")

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Ability to mount “funny items” on a jackhammer to make a drilldo.

Chainsaw zombie

Electric chainsaw shocker zombie brute (OK, that one isn’t bad - it’s badass)

Drilldo worker zombie

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**Author:** ![Synthetic](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/synthetic/32/406_2.png) [@Synthetic](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Synthetic)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 11:03am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/967 "2015-01-13T11:03:07Z")

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Mount a boxing glove on it.  
Make a mini jackhammer CBM.  
Mount a boxing glove on it too.

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**Author:** ![Logrin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/logrin/32/209_2.png) [@Logrin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Logrin)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 2:49pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/968 "2015-01-13T14:49:02Z")

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Rivbutt’s image made me nostalgic for [PO’ed!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I1eFoU42us#t=106)

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**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/969 "2015-01-13T16:25:24Z")

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Ability to rip the butt off other zombies and use it like a zombie pheremone; zombies can’t resist that zombie booty.

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**Author:** ![RAM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9bd4f/32.png) [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/970 "2015-01-13T20:46:05Z")

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Now that we have marine vessels, we can have zombie pirates. The dojos should support zombie pirates. It should be possible to build a floating dojo for ninja pirate zombies. The prevalence of bionics should be enough for ninja pirate zombie cyborgs. given the blobs affection for wildlife, we can just go ahead and assume the presence of ninja pirate zombie cyborg bears. Lets not forget that some wildlife has been altered by the cataclysm, and these are in an aquatic environ, so giant ninja pirate zombie cyborg bear-squids. And the mutagen, as always, would play a role: gelatinous giant ninja pirte zombie cyborg bear-squids. And given the existence of alternate realities, there must be some that are similar enough to our own, to have the same taxonomy, but sufficiently different to be outright wrong: gelatinous otherworldly giant ninja pirate zombie cybernetic bear-squids…

Also, we really do need to be able to replace fusion plasma arms with rusty hooks…

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**Author:** ![Logrin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/logrin/32/209_2.png) [@Logrin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Logrin)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 8:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/971 "2015-01-13T20:58:08Z")

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Installing enough bionics turns your blood white, like that android in ALIEN.

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**Author:** ![Nickal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nickal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Nickal)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 10:54pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/972 "2015-01-13T22:54:28Z")

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Gelatinous otherworldly giant ninja pirate zombie cybernetic bear-squids.  
^someone mod this.^

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**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 10:56pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/973 "2015-01-13T22:56:13Z")

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[quote=“Nickal, post:972, topic:3101”]Gelatinous otherworldly giant ninja pirate zombie cybernetic bear-squids.  
^someone mod this.^[/quote]

+1

_[b]Jakers’ Offical Seal of Approval_

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 11:38pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/974 "2015-01-13T23:38:37Z")

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This is a really bad idea.

NPCs can now drive cars.

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**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 11:42pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/975 "2015-01-13T23:42:15Z")

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[quote=“trusty\_patches, post:974, topic:3101”]This is a really bad idea.

NPCs can now drive cars.[/quote]

You go to sleep.

You wake up.

There is a military truck sticking out of your chest!"

[color=white]Ikhan Trive says: “Get out of my fucking way, fuckwad!”

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**Author:** ![TinHeadDays](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/tinheaddays/32/414_2.png) [@TinHeadDays](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TinHeadDays)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:41am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/976 "2015-01-14T01:41:19Z")

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> This is a really bad idea.
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> NPCs can now drive cars.

> You go to sleep.
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> You wake up.
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> There is a military truck sticking out of your chest!"
> 
> Ikhan Trive says: “Get out of my fucking way, fuckwad!”

Oh my god… It’s… It’s a good idea!  
DATA EXPUNGED.  
It’s the only way to be sure.

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**Author:** ![Catfoodbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee59a6/32.png) [@Catfoodbob](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Catfoodbob)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:14am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/977 "2015-01-14T03:14:09Z")

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What happens when a npc runs you over with a wooden box

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**Author:** ![Nickal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nickal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Nickal)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:19am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/978 "2015-01-14T03:19:59Z")

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If NPCs become able to drive, I feel that one night in my forest cabin I will be awoken to the sound of an NPC crashing his boat through my wall even though I’m over 90 miles away from any rivers, lakes, swamps, etc.

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**Author:** ![TinHeadDays](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/tinheaddays/32/414_2.png) [@TinHeadDays](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TinHeadDays)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:22am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/979 "2015-01-14T03:22:48Z")

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Yes.  
Just Yes.

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**Author:** ![Catfoodbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee59a6/32.png) [@Catfoodbob](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Catfoodbob)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/980 "2015-01-14T03:27:01Z")

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Or your 200 ton deathmobile gets knocked off a bridge by some hapless biker ramming into you

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