# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101>\
**Category:** The Drawing Board\
**Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 4:38pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/901 "2015-01-11T16:38:21Z")

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Banana pie  
Banana powered jet engine  
Banana fusion cannon  
Banana peel bandages  
Banana peel armour  
Banana hat/suit  
Banana rain  
Banana towers  
Banana zombie  
Tainted banana  
50.Cal Banana  
Bananastaff  
Banana Blade  
Banana banana  
Banana banana banana banana banana[color=orange] pineapple[/color] banana  
Banana bomb  
Bananas inside bananas  
Bananaception  
Bananas become A class drugs  
Bananas give 10000 morale  
Bananas give bananas

Mmm… bananas

And today I lost all my brain cells.

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**Author:** ![Caconym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aca169/32.png) [@Caconym](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Caconym)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 4:48pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/902 "2015-01-11T16:48:57Z")

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Your missing banana for scale

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**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 4:49pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/903 "2015-01-11T16:49:41Z")

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Dammit

The unseen banana is the deadliest

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**Author:** ![Stretop](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stretop/32/9864_2.png) [@Stretop](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Stretop)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/904 "2015-01-11T16:59:07Z")

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> [@Random\_dragon](#):
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> dwarven NPCs. More concerned with mining and and looting liquor stores than normal survivor needs. Expect the town basements to become a haphazardly-interconnected maze if you have random NPCs enabled.

And once they dig into lab - they start to do dwarven !!SCIENCE!! Possible results may include: wildfires, fumarole-appearing, unleashing the hordes of sub-prime and unusual amount of cats on surrounding territories.

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**Author:** ![Llamageddon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/llamageddon/32/1162_2.png) [@Llamageddon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Llamageddon)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 5:53pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/905 "2015-01-11T17:53:21Z")

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> [@Stretop](#):
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> sub-prime

I think you meant the circus.

On said note, we totally need a deployable circus tent(like the large tent found someplaces) that spawns clowns inside.

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**Author:** ![iceball3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c89c15/32.png) [@iceball3](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/iceball3)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 8:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/906 "2015-01-11T20:15:37Z")

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Utilize clowns to harvest ““Clown Milk””

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 8:49pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/907 "2015-01-11T20:49:37Z")

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Not actually a bad idea - weapon scopes actually working? If it’s on you can aim outside the visible range while there is a small 2x2 visible zone around the reticle.

Actually bad idea - NPCs can use this.

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**Author:** ![Alasnuyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Alasnuyo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Alasnuyo)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/908 "2015-01-12T01:10:03Z")

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> [@Kevin Granade](#):
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> [quote=“Alasnuyo, post:888, topic:3101”]Some of the NPCs you encounter are actually terminators. And you can’t tell which is which until the ‘NPC’ inexplicably turns hostile on you and tanking grenade launchers like it was peashooters.

How is this different from how it works now?[/quote]

The difference being that the some NPCs are now nearly indestructible. And you get a message on how you saw gleams of a metallic skeleton after it tanked the grenade you launched at it.

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**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 1:11am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/909 "2015-01-12T01:11:19Z")

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> [@iceball3](#):
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> Utilize clowns to harvest ““Clown Milk””

Is it banana flavoured

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**Author:** ![AllisonW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@AllisonW](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/AllisonW)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 1:58am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/910 "2015-01-12T01:58:11Z")

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[quote=“Jakers, post:898, topic:3101”]Shooting 3 times in 6 seconds isn’t an incredible accomplishment, it just means they know how to shoot. Which is probably a very viable thing to learn in the apocalypse.

NPC’s with flamethrowers however…[/quote]

It was three headshots in a row, followed by several more shots to other body parts. And maybe a fourth shot to my head somewhere.

anyway

By grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster, you can now play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm. Grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm to play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm may cause complications such as an infinite loop. If you also use this mod ([http://youtu.be/vI7tWd7B3iI](http://youtu.be/vI7tWd7B3iI)) the universe crashes in real life.

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**Author:** ![Llamageddon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/llamageddon/32/1162_2.png) [@Llamageddon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Llamageddon)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 2:04am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/911 "2015-01-12T02:04:56Z")

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You can now craft a controller CBM that is consumed(doesn’t appear on the bionics screen) that allows you to control your character.

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**Author:** ![kevin.granade](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/kevin.granade/32/1316_2.png) [@kevin.granade](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/kevin.granade)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 3:32am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/912 "2015-01-12T03:32:20Z")

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> [@AllisonW](#):
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> By grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster, you can now play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm. Grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm to play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm may cause complications such as an infinite loop. If you also use this mod ([http://youtu.be/vI7tWd7B3iI](http://youtu.be/vI7tWd7B3iI)) the universe crashes in real life.

Sans toaster, I was planning on adding a nested cataclysm game just for fun, possibly with wacky “inception”-like time dilation effects.

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**Author:** ![Rivet](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/rivet/32/11_2.png) [@Rivet](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rivet)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 4:01am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/913 "2015-01-12T04:01:23Z")

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> [@AllisonW](#):
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> By grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster, you can now play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm. Grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm to play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm may cause complications such as an infinite loop. If you also use this mod ([http://youtu.be/vI7tWd7B3iI](http://youtu.be/vI7tWd7B3iI)) the universe crashes in real life.

Remember, if you’re killed in The Toaster, you die here. The @ cannot live without the mind.

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**Author:** ![AllisonW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@AllisonW](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/AllisonW)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 4:05am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/914 "2015-01-12T04:05:23Z")

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> [@Kevin Granade](#):
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> [quote=“AllisonW, post:910, topic:3101”]By grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster, you can now play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm. Grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm to play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm may cause complications such as an infinite loop. If you also use this mod ([http://youtu.be/vI7tWd7B3iI](http://youtu.be/vI7tWd7B3iI)) the universe crashes in real life.

Sans toaster, I was planning on adding a nested cataclysm game just for fun, possibly with wacky “inception”-like time dilation effects.[/quote]

I might have been making a reference to how Cataclysm is intended to be able to run on toasters. It just seems appropriate for the game’s sense of humour somehow.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 4:11am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/915 "2015-01-12T04:11:32Z")

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…_looks at thread title, looks at notebook full of terrible ideas, smiles_  
Okay, so one: A 'de’volver, essentually it fires backwards, killing the user. If your intellegence is low enough you believe it’s a regular revolver  
two: Dud grenade, a grenade that you identify as a regular grenade, until it doesn’t explode. So much for clearing that horde  
three: Impact grenades. You know one of the problems with these? They tend to explode when you try to throw it. (picking it up is contact…)

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**Author:** ![Rivet](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/rivet/32/11_2.png) [@Rivet](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rivet)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 4:23am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/916 "2015-01-12T04:23:34Z")

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> [@Vulnus](#):
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> Impact grenades. You know one of the problems with these? They tend to explode when you try to throw it. (picking it up is contact…)

I’d read that the biggest problem with the BEANO T-13 impact grenade detonating prematurely was that it was shaped and weighed the same as a baseball, which lead U.S. servicemen to try to bounce it in their hand after they’d pulled the arming pin.

Remember kids, the two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 4:38am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/917 "2015-01-12T04:38:28Z")

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I’ve heard stories soldiers attempted to throw the grenade and it exploded mid throw in their hand. There are a lot of inherent issues with impact grenades.

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**Author:** ![bubbadoo14](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/bubbadoo14/32/2716_2.png) [@bubbadoo14](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bubbadoo14)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 4:56am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/918 "2015-01-12T04:56:27Z")

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> [@Rhodri](#):
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> Dildos: Same effect as vibrators, but more tiresome, and doesn’t require charges.

In before survivors start hording some dragon dildos in the game.

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**Author:** ![Llamageddon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/llamageddon/32/1162_2.png) [@Llamageddon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Llamageddon)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 5:12am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/919 "2015-01-12T05:12:34Z")

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> [@bubbadoo14](#):
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> [quote=“Rhodri, post:810, topic:3101”]Dildos: Same effect as vibrators, but more tiresome, and doesn’t require charges.

In before survivors start hording some dragon dildos in the game.[/quote]  
I… totally would hoard them, if there was a bunch of models. Like the bad dragon ones. Those are cool even if you ignore their purpose. Or creepy. Depends on how you look at it.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 4:00pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/920 "2015-01-12T16:00:16Z")

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I kinda like those tiny BD ones, you know, the ones that are supposed to be collectibles. Maybe, if someone adds them, they can be used as slingshot ammo and/or arrow tips with 100% confusion chance on hit?

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