# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101>\
**Category:** The Drawing Board\
**Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 9:05am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/841 "2015-01-08T09:05:54Z")

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> [@Llamageddon](#):
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> Vehicle cushions made out of meat, meat plating, meat bumpers. Don’t ask why.

Because it’s delicious, and in the event of a fiery vehicular collision, you get cooked meat (fresh) (hot)'s splatter everywhere instead of scrap metal. Yummy.

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 9:08am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/842 "2015-01-08T09:08:04Z")

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Hunger attacks.

```auto

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 1:02pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/843 "2015-01-08T13:02:01Z")

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Spider on a stick.  
Spider gun.  
Spider whip.  
Throwing spider.  
Spider armor.  
Spider spider.

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**Author:** ![Datanazush](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/datanazush/32/1055_2.png) [@Datanazush](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Datanazush)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 1:07pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/844 "2015-01-08T13:07:57Z")

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EDIBLE LIVE SPIDERS. The bigger the better.

Also, RELOAD\_ONE for all guns, I mean, you are inserting rounds into the magazine/belt/whatever manually right now, just model it realistically. Better load up your MG’s before you head out.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 1:08pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/845 "2015-01-08T13:08:09Z")

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Chance of O&S, Gaping Dragon and Capra Deamon with 2 wolves spawning. Thick walls of fog prevent espace. Good luck.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 2:00pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/846 "2015-01-08T14:00:16Z")

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> [@Rookie](#):
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> Chance of O&S, Gaping Dragon and Capra Deamon with 2 wolves spawning. Thick walls of fog prevent espace. Good luck.

Why not just three jabberwocks? They’re much deadlier than any wolves.

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**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/847 "2015-01-08T14:18:40Z")

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[quote=“trusty\_patches, post:843, topic:3101”]Spider on a stick.  
Spider gun.  
Spider whip.  
Throwing spider.  
Spider armor.  
Spider spider.[/quote]

Poor spiders :-:

Unless everything apart from the spider on a stick is made from live spiders somehow, in that case I rate it 8/8

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**Author:** ![AllisonW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@AllisonW](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/AllisonW)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 2:26pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/848 "2015-01-08T14:26:50Z")

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[quote=“trusty\_patches, post:843, topic:3101”]Spider on a stick.  
Spider gun.  
Spider whip.  
Throwing spider.  
Spider armor.  
Spider spider.[/quote]

I think at least three of those are in the game.

That said, a suggestion: jenkem

oh shit that’s in the game too

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**Author:** ![Llamageddon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/llamageddon/32/1162_2.png) [@Llamageddon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Llamageddon)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/849 "2015-01-08T18:25:52Z")

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Expanding on meaty vehicle components, spider legs(wheels), spider eyes(cameras), and spider fur(armor) for vehicles.

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**Author:** ![SiegeLion](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/siegelion/32/351_2.png) [@SiegeLion](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/SiegeLion)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/850 "2015-01-08T18:46:54Z")

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Expanding on my don’t sleep near cats idea

There’s a chance the cat will instead sleep on your face, suffocating you in your sleep.  
Usually you will wake up but there is a small chance the RNG will decide you stay asleep and die instead.

Having woken up to a cat on my face, its quite a disorientating experience, although I did shortly fall back asleep without moving the cat and woke up completely fine.

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**Author:** ![Hardluck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f05b48/32.png) [@Hardluck](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Hardluck)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/851 "2015-01-08T18:57:12Z")

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[quote=“trusty\_patches, post:843, topic:3101”]Spider on a stick.  
Spider gun.  
Spider whip.  
Throwing spider.  
Spider armor.  
Spider spider.[/quote]

Boiled spider [old]  
Appetizing!

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**Author:** ![RAM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9bd4f/32.png) [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 7:05pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/852 "2015-01-08T19:05:37Z")

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> [@wilson7755](#):
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> I want a deadly death tesla cannon OF DEATH. And it’s deadly

I want whatever Tesla used to cause the Tunguska Event…

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/853 "2015-01-08T21:49:43Z")

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Werms. Worms. Worms. Wer… wer- hahAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT’S LIKE BEING THE FOREST!

Drugs.

And obligatory weapon intros every time you try to read about them. CANNOT USE WEAPON IF SKIPPED.  
[Totally, Snake.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMkAzGtLfVg)

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**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 11:16pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/854 "2015-01-08T23:16:03Z")

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Bear Grylls Survival Guide that unlocks the secret to drinking your own piss.

Piss in a bottle can also be thrown to ensure critical hits.

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**Author:** ![wilson7755](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c89c15/32.png) [@wilson7755](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/wilson7755)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/855 "2015-01-08T23:33:02Z")

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[quote=“Jakers, post:854, topic:3101”]Bear Grylls Survival Guide that unlocks the secret to drinking your own piss.

Piss in a bottle can also be thrown to ensure critical hits.[/quote]  
No, it would work better if you pissed in a glass jar but it’s okay if you want to try to throw plastic bottles of piss at enimes.

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**Author:** ![RAM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9bd4f/32.png) [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 12:36am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/856 "2015-01-09T00:36:23Z")

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Scent-marking, because the other survivors need to know whose territory they are messing with. Obviously certain mutation lines would aid in producing and detecting scented territory, but the mundane aroma of hobo should suffice…

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**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/857 "2015-01-09T01:03:35Z")

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[quote=“wilson7755, post:855, topic:3101”][quote=“Jakers, post:854, topic:3101”]Bear Grylls Survival Guide that unlocks the secret to drinking your own piss.

Piss in a bottle can also be thrown to ensure critical hits.[/quote]  
No, it would work better if you pissed in a glass jar but it’s okay if you want to try to throw plastic bottles of piss at enimes.[/quote]

Did I imply it’s a plastic bottle? Glass bottles exist, believe it or not. Quite mind-blowing, I know!

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**Author:** ![wilson7755](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c89c15/32.png) [@wilson7755](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/wilson7755)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 1:42am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/858 "2015-01-09T01:42:56Z")

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Oh, sorry.

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 3:45am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/859 "2015-01-09T03:45:35Z")

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Toolbox, pen, plastic bottle…  
The PLASTIC DEATH bong.

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**Author:** ![kevin.granade](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/kevin.granade/32/1316_2.png) [@kevin.granade](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/kevin.granade)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 5:28am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/860 "2015-01-09T05:28:50Z")

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> [@Alasnuyo](#):
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> Spawn pools for triffids/fungus/slimes/etc will increase overtime and cover more areas of the overmap to simulate things happening/alien terraforming outside the reality bubble. Therefore, survivors who prefers to stay cooped up in their bunkers will soon find triffids/fungus/slimes/etc knocking on their front doors. If the survivors won’t come to monsters, the monsters will have to come to the survivors.

This is planned actually.

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