# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas **URL:** \ **Category:** The Drawing Board\ **Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42

**Author:** ![Alasnuyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Alasnuyo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Alasnuyo)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 4:07pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/821 "2015-01-07T16:07:36Z")

Spawn pools for triffids/fungus/slimes/etc will increase overtime and cover more areas of the overmap to simulate things happening/alien terraforming outside the reality bubble. Therefore, survivors who prefers to stay cooped up in their bunkers will soon find triffids/fungus/slimes/etc knocking on their front doors. If the survivors won’t come to monsters, the monsters will have to come to the survivors. ---

**Author:** ![Hardluck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f05b48/32.png) [@Hardluck](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Hardluck)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 4:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/822 "2015-01-07T16:58:07Z")

Natural disasters, like floods, storms or fires started by lightning strikes, why wouldn’t the weather be out to get you as well? I guess everyone would equally appreciate losing all of our stuff and our base because lightning set the square next to it on fire! ---

**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 5:04pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/823 "2015-01-07T17:04:06Z")

Stupid words games + laugh riots while high on weed. "Jug of bleach. Jug of… blooch. Ahah… ahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" You laugh for 14 minutes. You die of asphyxiation. ---

**Author:** ![Caconym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aca169/32.png) [@Caconym](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Caconym)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/824 "2015-01-07T17:11:31Z")

Add sexual content,pls, I want to satisfy all my fetishes in glorious ASCII\* ![](http://i.imgur.com/rXBUVbm.gif) \*-\> disclaimer: This is the BAD suggestions thread this should in no way under any possible circumstance be mistaken for a serious post ---

**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/825 "2015-01-07T17:15:05Z")

[quote=“Slax, post:823, topic:3101”]Stupid words games + laugh riots while high on weed. "Jug of bleach. Jug of… blooch. Ahah… ahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" You laugh for 14 minutes. You die of asphyxiation.[/quote] I wouldn’t actually be opposed to a little dialogue for that ---

**Author:** ![Llamageddon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/llamageddon/32/1162_2.png) [@Llamageddon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Llamageddon)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 5:23pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/826 "2015-01-07T17:23:42Z")

> [@iceball3](#): > > Year Of The Bad Dragon event: all vibrators transform into brutal weapons with high bashing and slashing/stabbing values. Counts as a powerful Heavy Projectile item for launching purpouses. ---

**Author:** ![Caconym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aca169/32.png) [@Caconym](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Caconym)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 5:37pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/827 "2015-01-07T17:37:54Z")

**Author:** ![Llamageddon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/llamageddon/32/1162_2.png) [@Llamageddon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Llamageddon)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 5:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/828 "2015-01-07T17:45:49Z")

Fuck I thought I closed the tab instead of posting, haha. Oh well, it turned out good. ---

**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 7:10pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/829 "2015-01-07T19:10:35Z")

Pineapple mace, in which a stick with a pineapple attached to the end of it becomes a brutal weapon. Tactical onion, makes all the zombies around you cry. Lit cigars have a chance to set zombies on fire when used as a weapon. Bread, bread. Turns zombies into bread. Bread. Also, bread. ---

**Author:** ![iceball3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c89c15/32.png) [@iceball3](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/iceball3)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/830 "2015-01-07T19:29:32Z")

You can actually already turn skeletons into bread, heh. ---

**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/831 "2015-01-07T19:40:51Z")

Can I use lit cigars for cautery? ---

**Author:** ![RAM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9bd4f/32.png) [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/832 "2015-01-07T19:41:28Z")

[quote=“Jakers, post:829, topic:3101”]Pineapple mace, in which a stick with a pineapple attached to the end of it becomes a brutal weapon. Tactical onion, makes all the zombies around you cry. Lit cigars have a chance to set zombies on fire when used as a weapon. Bread, bread. Turns zombies into bread. Bread. Also, bread.[/quote] Are we talking grey goo here? I figured that there was a moratorium on food-based plagues, otherwise, why are the tomatoes so tame? [quote=“Alasnuyo, post:821, topic:3101”]Spawn pools for triffids/fungus/slimes/etc will increase overtime and cover more areas of the overmap to simulate things happening/alien terraforming outside the reality bubble. Therefore, survivors who prefers to stay cooped up in their bunkers will soon find triffids/fungus/slimes/etc knocking on their front doors. If the survivors won’t come to monsters, the monsters will have to come to the survivors.[/quote][quote=“Hardluck, post:822, topic:3101”]Natural disasters, like floods, storms or fires started by lightning strikes, why wouldn’t the weather be out to get you as well? I guess everyone would equally appreciate losing all of our stuff and our base because lightning set the square next to it on fire![/quote]Some people just do not get this thread… ---

**Author:** ![Datanazush](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/datanazush/32/1055_2.png) [@Datanazush](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Datanazush)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/833 "2015-01-07T19:47:06Z")

> [@Pthalocy](#): > > Can I use lit cigars for cautery? The Big Boss school of first aid. Got a gunshot wound? Cigar burn will fix it. Broken bone? Cigar burn fixes it. Sick from eating bad food? Cigar burn. Removing leeches? Nah use a knife. ---

**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 11:21pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/834 "2015-01-07T23:21:06Z")

> [@Datanazush](#): > > [quote=“Pthalocy, post:831, topic:3101”]Can I use lit cigars for cautery? The Big Boss school of first aid. Got a gunshot wound? Cigar burn will fix it. Broken bone? Cigar burn fixes it. Sick from eating bad food? Cigar burn. Removing leeches? Nah use a knife.[/quote] Huge piece of shrapnel stuck in your head? Leave it in, apply cigar burn. ---

**Author:** ![RAM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9bd4f/32.png) [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/835 "2015-01-07T23:33:23Z")

Your arm mutates into an insanely strong tentacle, bristling in venomous razor-spines that you can control with absolute precision? Cut it off and strap a lighter to the stump. ---

**Author:** ![wilson7755](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c89c15/32.png) [@wilson7755](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/wilson7755)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 11:36pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/836 "2015-01-07T23:36:40Z")

I want a deadly death tesla cannon OF DEATH. And it’s deadly ---

**Author:** ![SiegeLion](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/siegelion/32/351_2.png) [@SiegeLion](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/SiegeLion)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/837 "2015-01-08T00:56:55Z")

If you fall asleep near a cat they will walk on you and _always_ with exact precision stand on your junk and dig their claws in, because cats are dicks. It’ll cause you to wake up with 50 pain and damage to the Torso area, since we don’t have a groin area to specifically be damaged. When you wake up you are completely immobilised by the cat lying on you, since its too adorable to be mad at or wake up, you can’t move or perform any actions until the cat wakes up 8 hours later and walks away ---

**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 1:37am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/838 "2015-01-08T01:37:46Z")

Psychopath trait negates the cat’s immobilization move. ---

**Author:** ![KA101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/278dde/32.png) [@KA101](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/KA101)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/839 "2015-01-08T01:51:46Z")

> [@Pthalocy](#): > > Psychopath trait negates the cat’s immobilization move. Fond Of Cats trait scritches the cat, annoying the poor kitty into moving. Smoke used to sleep on my groin until I started petting her when she did. ---

**Author:** ![Llamageddon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/llamageddon/32/1162_2.png) [@Llamageddon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Llamageddon)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 8:21am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/840 "2015-01-08T08:21:16Z")

Vehicle cushions made out of meat, meat plating, meat bumpers. Don’t ask why. [Previous page](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101.md?page=41) [Next page](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101.md?page=43)