# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas **URL:** \ **Category:** The Drawing Board\ **Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34

**Author:** ![Codeslamer](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/codeslamer/32/3433_2.png) [@Codeslamer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Codeslamer)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/661 "2014-12-21T18:08:22Z")

You must answer a math question to pass a turn OR SHALL NOT PASS! ---

**Author:** ![Lord\_Letto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@Lord\_Letto](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Lord_Letto)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2014, 8:11pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/662 "2014-12-21T20:11:10Z")

Sex, Harems and Pregnancy, Cause Repopulating after the Cataclysm. ![](http://static.tumblr.com/a2mvhzx/UVHm9kyvh/pic4.jpg) ---

**Author:** ![bugsniper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@bugsniper](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bugsniper)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 1:58am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/663 "2014-12-22T01:58:37Z")

Training your noncombat skills should require you to solve increasingly difficult math problems. And for computers, it should require you to solve problems from Project Euler. ---

**Author:** ![RAM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9bd4f/32.png) [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/664 "2014-12-22T02:54:45Z")

Tankbots should be capable of passing the Turing test. ---

**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 2:57am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/665 "2014-12-22T02:57:02Z")

> [@RAM](#): > > Tankbots should be capable of passing the Turing test. Yes ---

**Author:** ![bugsniper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@bugsniper](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bugsniper)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/666 "2014-12-22T03:40:37Z")

In-game chatbots. > Can I see an overview map of this area? Here it is I filled it in for you. How do I kill the zombies? Chop off its head. How do I repair a smashed car? Have a hot bath. How do I gain access to the lab? You show me what you look like. ---

**Author:** ![SiegeLion](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/siegelion/32/351_2.png) [@SiegeLion](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/SiegeLion)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 8:03am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/667 "2014-12-22T08:03:34Z")

[quote=“bugsniper, post:666, topic:3101”]In-game chatbots. > Can I see an overview map of this area? I'm horny, wanna fuck? How do I kill the zombies? I'm horny, wanna fuck? How do I repair a smashed car? I'm horny, wanna fuck? How do I gain access to the lab? You show me what you look like and then we can fuck? [/quote] Every single chatbot ever. ---

**Author:** ![Logrin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/logrin/32/209_2.png) [@Logrin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Logrin)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 10:47am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/668 "2014-12-22T10:47:58Z")

Giant waterbears and waterzombears… ![](http://thefeaturedcreature.thefeaturedcreat.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tumblr_n5qm7lDYPu1qc6j5yo1_400.gif) Can’t be killed. Just like in real life. ---

**Author:** ![Muaddib](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/muaddib/32/392_2.png) [@Muaddib](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Muaddib)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 12:07pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/669 "2014-12-22T12:07:58Z")

Giant waterbears sound more like the kind of things you find in the nether dimension. A giant enemy that cannot be killed, no matter what or how much you shoot at it. ---

**Author:** ![Alasnuyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Alasnuyo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Alasnuyo)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 1:50pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/670 "2014-12-22T13:50:33Z")

Vibrators as valid vehicle parts to be installed on seats. While the engine is turned on and the player is on the driver’s seat, the morale improves. The more horsepower/noise the engine has, the greater the morale bonus. ---

**Author:** ![Muaddib](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/muaddib/32/392_2.png) [@Muaddib](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Muaddib)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/671 "2014-12-22T14:19:22Z")

Thanks mate. Now I got tea all over my monitor. How about a part-vibrator-part-joint-torsion-racket engine then? ---

**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 2:22pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/672 "2014-12-22T14:22:58Z")

> [@Alasnuyo](#): > > Vibrators as valid vehicle parts to be installed on seats. While the engine is turned on and the player is on the driver’s seat, the morale improves. The more horsepower/noise the engine has, the greater the morale bonus. ![](http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/228/284/rapefacevegeta.JPG) ---

**Author:** ![Catfoodbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee59a6/32.png) [@Catfoodbob](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Catfoodbob)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 2:32pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/673 "2014-12-22T14:32:08Z")

Your vehicle slips on the pool of slime and goes skidding… the tankbot slips on the pool of slime and goes skidding ---

**Author:** ![Lord\_Letto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@Lord\_Letto](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Lord_Letto)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/674 "2014-12-22T15:13:42Z")

> [@Alasnuyo](#): > > Vibrators as valid vehicle parts to be installed on seats. While the engine is turned on and the player is on the driver’s seat, the morale improves. The more horsepower/noise the engine has, the greater the morale bonus. [http://archive.news.softpedia.com/news/Erotic-Car-Seat-Massager-Helps-You-Arrive-Faster-69816.shtml](http://archive.news.softpedia.com/news/Erotic-Car-Seat-Massager-Helps-You-Arrive-Faster-69816.shtml) ---

**Author:** ![kevin.granade](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/kevin.granade/32/1316_2.png) [@kevin.granade](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/kevin.granade)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/675 "2014-12-22T17:27:50Z")

> [@Alasnuyo](#): > > Vibrators as valid vehicle parts to be installed on seats. While the engine is turned on and the player is on the driver’s seat, the morale improves. The more horsepower/noise the engine has, the greater the morale bonus. > [@Muaddib](#): > > Thanks mate. Now I got tea all over my monitor. How about a part-vibrator-part-joint-torsion-racket engine then? Does it get a bonus if you attach a Wankel-Rotary engine? No mechanical effect, but just thinking about the name makes you feel dirty. ---

**Author:** ![iceball3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c89c15/32.png) [@iceball3](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/iceball3)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 5:37pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/676 "2014-12-22T17:37:50Z")

[quote=“Muaddib, post:671, topic:3101”]Thanks mate. Now I got tea all over my monitor. How about a part-vibrator-part-joint-torsion-racket engine then?[/quote]i thought it would have been the Testicular Torsion Racket or something. ket ---

**Author:** ![Catfoodbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee59a6/32.png) [@Catfoodbob](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Catfoodbob)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/677 "2014-12-22T17:50:20Z")

Cape of the Bear king- activate to summon bears, and they are freindly. ---

**Author:** ![Lord\_Letto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@Lord\_Letto](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Lord_Letto)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 6:20pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/678 "2014-12-22T18:20:48Z")

> [@Kevin Granade](#): > > [quote=“Alasnuyo, post:670, topic:3101”]Vibrators as valid vehicle parts to be installed on seats. While the engine is turned on and the player is on the driver’s seat, the morale improves. The more horsepower/noise the engine has, the greater the morale bonus. > [@Muaddib](#): > > Thanks mate. Now I got tea all over my monitor. How about a part-vibrator-part-joint-torsion-racket engine then? Does it get a bonus if you attach a Wankel-Rotary engine? No mechanical effect, but just thinking about the name makes you feel dirty.[/quote] are Rotary engines in game? if not it should be, Mazda RX-9 anyone? ---

**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/679 "2014-12-22T18:34:42Z")

Zombie lamp posts. They pop out of the ground. FOOF! You are now impaled. ---

**Author:** ![iceball3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c89c15/32.png) [@iceball3](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/iceball3)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/680 "2014-12-22T19:54:04Z")

Zombie mom: its your mom! -200 morale to kill it yourself, you’ll need to ask an npc to kill it for you. [Previous page](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101.md?page=33) [Next page](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101.md?page=35)