# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101>\
**Category:** The Drawing Board\
**Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![RAM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9bd4f/32.png) [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2014, 11:53am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/361 "2014-11-28T11:53:13Z")

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Whenever you find a working vehicle in the wild, it stands up and demands that you join its faction and do battle against the other vehicle faction. If you refuse then they blow you up with pew-pew guns and then go back to looking like ordinary vehicles.

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**Author:** ![Caconym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aca169/32.png) [@Caconym](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Caconym)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2014, 11:57am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/362 "2014-11-28T11:57:37Z")

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A .001% chance everyday of it raining (mini) nukes destroying everything and irradiating everything.

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2014, 11:59am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/363 "2014-11-28T11:59:45Z")

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Dirty bombs. Everything’s contaminated! You’re gonna die no matter what. Oh boy!

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/364 "2014-11-28T17:34:21Z")

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> [@RAM](#):
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> Whenever you find a working vehicle in the wild, it stands up and demands that you join its faction and do battle against the other vehicle faction. If you refuse then they blow you up with pew-pew guns and then go back to looking like ordinary vehicles.

Shia Labeoufs are very likely spawns during such events, as are massive amounts of unnecessary explosions

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**Author:** ![RAM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9bd4f/32.png) [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2014, 11:21pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/365 "2014-11-28T23:21:29Z")

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> [@Pthalocy](#):
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> [quote=“RAM, post:361, topic:3101”]Whenever you find a working vehicle in the wild, it stands up and demands that you join its faction and do battle against the other vehicle faction. If you refuse then they blow you up with pew-pew guns and then go back to looking like ordinary vehicles.

Shia Labeoufs are very likely spawns during such events, as are massive amounts of unnecessary explosions[/quote]  
Well obviously, goes without saying… And don’t go trusting those appliances either, or you will wake up one morning to find a food dehydrator clamped around your desiccated head…

Also, rotten food should decay into massive vermin spawns, which should decay into dozens of small predators, which should decay into dozens of medium predators, which should decay into either larger predators or zombie predators, which should decay into corpses, which should decay into fungus, which should decay into your survivor…

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**Author:** ![TheFlame52](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/theflame52/32/247_2.png) [@TheFlame52](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheFlame52)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2014, 11:25pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/366 "2014-11-28T23:25:48Z")

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> [@RAM](#):
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> Also, rotten food should decay into massive vermin spawns, which should decay into dozens of small predators, which should decay into dozens of medium predators, which should decay into either larger predators or zombie predators, which should decay into corpses, which should decay into fungus, which should decay into your survivor…

…which should decay into tank drones, which should decay into control laptops…

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2014, 11:29pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/367 "2014-11-28T23:29:54Z")

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Can I harvest rotten food for maggots? MAGGOTS!

Delicious.

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2014, 12:05am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/368 "2014-11-29T00:05:03Z")

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Fatalistic Obsession  
It’s all just a ride so why even bother if you can’t have some FUN? You often get the strong urge to play Russian Roulette all by yourself. No, scratch that. Any gun will do. It’ll misfire if you’re meant to go on, right? Think of it as rigged Russian Blackjack. Fun!

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**Author:** ![wilson7755](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c89c15/32.png) [@wilson7755](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/wilson7755)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2014, 12:33am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/369 "2014-11-29T00:33:07Z")

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You can make the pogo hammer and turn it into the Wrinklefucker

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**Author:** ![StopSignal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stopsignal/32/1923_2.png) [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2014, 2:26am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/370 "2014-11-29T02:26:21Z")

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[quote=“Slax, post:368, topic:3101”]Fatalistic Obsession  
It’s all just a ride so why even bother if you can’t have some FUN? You often get the strong urge to play Russian Roulette all by yourself. No, scratch that. Any gun will do. It’ll misfire if you’re meant to go on, right? Think of it as rigged Russian Blackjack. Fun![/quote]

This could be fun. A morale buff.

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**Author:** ![Nighthawk](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/nighthawk/32/896_2.png) [@Nighthawk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Nighthawk)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2014, 2:36am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/371 "2014-11-29T02:36:47Z")

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The ability to reinforce your clothing an unlimited number of times, each time requiring double the number of rags/patches/fur/whatever from the previous reinforcement.

Also, the ability to use a cellphone as a vibrator by setting it to vibrate and calling yourself repeatedly.

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**Author:** ![RAM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9bd4f/32.png) [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/372 "2014-11-29T03:29:54Z")

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Just use the combat stats to determine vibrator compatibility, so that all items will be useful.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2014, 4:28am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/373 "2014-11-29T04:28:47Z")

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> [@wilson7755](#):
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> You can make the pogo hammer and turn it into the Wrinklefucker

Requires a jaqueshammers though.

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**Author:** ![NOMOETOE](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/nomoetoe/32/287_2.png) [@NOMOETOE](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/NOMOETOE)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2014, 4:44am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/374 "2014-11-29T04:44:13Z")

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NPCs should all have weird laughs.

From the west you hear Fehfehfehfeh!

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**Author:** ![Bainin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@Bainin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Bainin)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2014, 10:43am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/375 "2014-11-29T10:43:28Z")

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How about MenBearPig half Men half Bear half Pig^^ as a new Monster

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**Author:** ![Wanderer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9a28c/32.png) [@Wanderer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Wanderer)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2014, 12:40pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/376 "2014-11-29T12:40:43Z")

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Glacial era, when some crazy madman manages to use sun energy to transport it to another dimension.

Also, Bad Suggestions Edition. Mod with the bad suggestions here, that shows up randomly in game.

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**Author:** ![Catfoodbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee59a6/32.png) [@Catfoodbob](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Catfoodbob)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2014, 3:25pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/377 "2014-11-29T15:25:15Z")

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CBM: Nueron Control system,

allows you to make a touch attack on zombies/humans which will force them to be frendly due to brainwashing, its easyer to brainwash zombies

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**Author:** ![Valpo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/valpo/32/341_2.png) [@Valpo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Valpo)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2014, 3:52pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/378 "2014-11-29T15:52:13Z")

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zombies aren t controled by theire brain. that won t work at all.

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**Author:** ![StopSignal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stopsignal/32/1923_2.png) [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/379 "2014-11-29T17:58:06Z")

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NPCs and animals then?

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**Author:** ![StopSignal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stopsignal/32/1923_2.png) [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2014, 5:59pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/380 "2014-11-29T17:59:11Z")

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[quote=“Nighthawk, post:371, topic:3101”]The ability to reinforce your clothing an unlimited number of times, each time requiring double the number of rags/patches/fur/whatever from the previous reinforcement.

Also, the ability to use a cellphone as a vibrator by setting it to vibrate and calling yourself repeatedly.[/quote]

This could be doable if they encumber you a lot every time? And when you add too much it breaks?

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