# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
**URL:** https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101
**Category:** The Drawing Board
**Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Deez\_Nutz](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Deez_Nutz)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2016, 5:49pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3521 "2016-11-05T17:49:07Z")
[quote=“Deez Nutz, post:3517, topic:3101”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:15, topic:3101”]You have to pee and poop every once in a while.
[size=30pt]HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE~[/size][/quote]
Even better, a diarrhea simulator, where you have to shit constantly, and suffer a morale penalty until you find a tube of Preparation H. You have to apply it after each messy watery dump and hope you find meds to stop the diarrhea before you run out.[/quote]
Also, bladder infections(I know, I’m putting waaaay to much thought into this). Add a slot for your bladder that can get infected. Needs special antibiotics to heal.
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### Author:  [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2016, 2:08am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3522 "2016-11-06T02:08:52Z")
Manipulator Tongue C.B.M. so that you can still move, fight, perform surgery, etcetera after losing all your limbs. Combine it with cranial life-support C.B.M. to remain viable after decapitation.
Aft nerve-cluster mutation which allows the survivor to withstand extreme cranial depression.
Umbilical mandible mutation. Like manipulator tongue C.B.M. but torso-mounted…
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### Author:  [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2016, 2:48am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3523 "2016-11-06T02:48:08Z")
> [@RAM](#):
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> Manipulator Tongue C.B.M. so that you can still move, fight, perform surgery, etcetera after losing all your limbs. Combine it with cranial life-support C.B.M. to remain viable after decapitation.
Also gives a persuasion bonus to NPCs. XP
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### Author:  [@pisskop](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/pisskop)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2016, 1:38pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3524 "2016-11-06T13:38:45Z")
shady grim howlers
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### Author:  [@Deez\_Nutz](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Deez_Nutz)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2016, 10:04pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3525 "2016-11-06T22:04:33Z")
[quote=“Deez Nutz, post:3521, topic:3101”][quote=“Deez Nutz, post:3517, topic:3101”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:15, topic:3101”]You have to pee and poop every once in a while.
[size=30pt]HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE~[/size][/quote]
Even better, a diarrhea simulator, where you have to shit constantly, and suffer a morale penalty until you find a tube of Preparation H. You have to apply it after each messy watery dump and hope you find meds to stop the diarrhea before you run out.[/quote]
Also, bladder infections(I know, I’m putting waaaay to much thought into this). Add a slot for your bladder that can get infected. Needs special antibiotics to heal.[/quote]
Thought I was done with the bathroom related stuff, didn’t you? Well, you’re wrong.
Three words: toi let paper. As in, you need to use it or you not only suffer a major morale penalty, butt(c wat eye did thar?)you also gain a status called “shitass” which attracts every hostile character within an entire map screen, and turns every friendly or neutral character hostile until you wipe.
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### Author:  [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2016, 11:23pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3526 "2016-11-06T23:23:19Z")
Matter to energy stomach mutation. You no longer need to worry about digestive tract implementation and you don’t need to eat as much.
Also, you advised to stick to very small serving sizes…
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### Author:  [@Valpo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Valpo)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2016, 11:52pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3527 "2016-11-06T23:52:38Z")
Would also make breathing redundant as your body would no longer need oxygen for energy.
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### Author:  [@Litppunk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Litppunk)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2016, 11:55pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3528 "2016-11-06T23:55:55Z")
recycle those lungs for more practical purposes, such as fuel, and use the space for CBMS
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### Author:  [@Valpo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Valpo)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2016, 11:57pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3529 "2016-11-06T23:57:24Z")
No how are you suposed to say badass things without lungs? Well talking cbm for all your talking and shouting needs !
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### Author:  [@Litppunk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Litppunk)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2016, 12:37am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3530 "2016-11-07T00:37:35Z")
the literal voicebox.
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### Author:  [@BeerBeer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/BeerBeer)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2016, 1:59am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3531 "2016-11-07T01:59:07Z")
A fundamentalist Christian build of the CDDA, called Catechism - Bible Studies Ahead. All NPCs are named after the people in the Bible. City names receive similar treatment. Mutations become “divine powers” and “demonic powers”, and are all renamed to things like “Power of Jesus” and “Grace of Lord” and “Satan’s Flu”. In the game, the player slays non-believers.
Edit: The monsters are renamed to e.g. atheist, secularist, satan worshipper, condemned soul, witch, and so on.
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### Author:  [@TheFlame52](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheFlame52)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2016, 2:01am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3532 "2016-11-07T02:01:40Z")
Man, all you guys talking about CBMs have made me want a Robot threshold.
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### Author:  [@pisskop](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/pisskop)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2016, 2:26am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3533 "2016-11-07T02:26:18Z")
Likely a possiblity if mutation overhaul/after the bionics overhaul and if we do make them incompatible. which I do want.
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### Author:  [@Catfoodbob](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Catfoodbob)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2016, 3:06am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3534 "2016-11-07T03:06:22Z")
CBM-Card counter, it counts cards in the game you play and pings you when to bet high. its kinda usless in this scenario
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### Author:  [@Kadian](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Kadian)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2016, 3:50am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3535 "2016-11-07T03:50:00Z")
> [@Catfoodbob](#):
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> CBM-Card counter, it counts cards in the game you play and pings you when to bet high. its kinda usless in this scenario
it wouldnt be useless if we could play card games with other survivors! Id love that, poker for some 9mm rounds or the last can of your favourite beans, ha.
Also, to add something to the topic:
2 new traits, Nightowl and Early Bird. Nightowl gives you a small morale boost in the night and a morale malus early in the morning, while Early bird basically does the opposite. Those boni/mali obviously only apply if you are awake at this point in time.
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### Author:  [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2016, 9:24am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3536 "2016-11-07T09:24:00Z")
Evil eye mutation. One of your eyes is on fire, and malevolent(from the puny mortal perspective), and trapped in your (unworthy) face.
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### Author:  [@Valpo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Valpo)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2016, 3:09pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3537 "2016-11-07T15:09:42Z")
> [@RAM](#):
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> Evil eye mutation. One of your eyes is on fire, and malevolent(from the puny mortal perspective), and trapped in your (unworthy) face.
Offtopic.
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### Author:  [@Eric](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Eric)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2016, 7:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3538 "2016-11-07T19:58:45Z")
Being able to challenge NPC’s to finger pistol duels
“You fire your finger pistol”
"To the north you hear “Pew Pew!”
“The NPC fires his finger pistol”
"To the north you hear “Pew Pew!”
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### Author:  [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2016, 12:58am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3539 "2016-11-08T00:58:50Z")
“Bad hair day” morale and social debuff that lasts 24 hours.
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### Author:  [@Deez\_Nutz](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Deez_Nutz)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2016, 5:10am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3540 "2016-11-13T05:10:57Z")
Must shave or female NPCs won’t talk to you. Morale penalty for cutting yourself while shaving(morale bonus with masochist trait)plus chance of infection.
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