# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
**URL:** https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101
**Category:** The Drawing Board
**Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2016, 10:36pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3381 "2016-08-13T22:36:31Z")
Pettable jabberwocks.
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### Author:  [@BorkBorkGoesTheCode](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/BorkBorkGoesTheCode)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2016, 5:51am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3382 "2016-08-14T05:51:46Z")
Heavy pettable jabberwocks with tentacles.
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### Author:  [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2016, 2:29pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3383 "2016-08-14T14:29:43Z")
No jabberwanking allowed.
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### Author:  [@iceball3](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/iceball3)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2016, 6:40pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3384 "2016-08-14T18:40:30Z")
[quote=“Slax, post:3383, topic:3101”]No jabberwanking allowed.[/quote]Is that a Good Idea or a Bad Idea?
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### Author:  [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2016, 9:06pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3385 "2016-08-14T21:06:48Z")
Drunken Fraternity Zombies with a projectile vomit attack.
… They probably don’t need to be zombies…
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### Author:  [@BeerBeer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/BeerBeer)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2016, 7:21pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3386 "2016-08-15T19:21:59Z")
For MShock and ChestHole tileset users:
Add a paint factory in the game, full of empty cans of red paint. Newspaper articles litter the factory floor, reading “Prices of red paint continue to soar”.
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### Author:  [@SCP-049](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/SCP-049)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2016, 5:55pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3387 "2016-08-16T17:55:40Z")
1. New trait called ‘Stalker’ which will force your character to be named ‘The Marked One’ and give immunity to alcohol. Also vodka will lower your radiation level very quickly.
2. New mob called ‘Duty Guard’ which will spawn EVERYWHERE, just to tell you ‘Get out of here, Stalker’. Attacking one of them will spawn an army of soldiers which will fire at you, hitting your head instantly. Random weapons.
3. Another mob called ‘Bandit’ which would be hostile all the time and shoot at you with AK-47 while saying “А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!”. They will mostly appear around campfires.
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### Author:  [@Arek\_PL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Arek_PL)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2016, 2:40pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3388 "2016-08-18T14:40:40Z")
thats some rich bandits, they moslty use pistols (makrov), saw off hunting shotguns, hunting shotguns and sometimes sub machine guns
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### Author:  [@Sharklaser](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Sharklaser)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2016, 3:41pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3389 "2016-08-18T15:41:51Z")
Children as result of temporarily improving morale with NPC’s of opposite sex.
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### Author:  [@Sheb](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Sheb)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2016, 7:13pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3390 "2016-08-18T19:13:58Z")
If you play as female, you are made useless with pain because of periods three time a season.
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### Author:  [@Sharklaser](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Sharklaser)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2016, 8:31pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3391 "2016-08-18T20:31:25Z")
> [@Sheb](#):
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> If you play as female, you are made useless with pain because of periods three time a season.
But gain auxiliary bite attack for the period.
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### Author:  [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2016, 9:06pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3392 "2016-08-18T21:06:53Z")
Portable simulated-pet-gathering games to improve mood. The more pets you have, the higher their quality, and the more time that you spend caring for them, the better the mood increase. Obviously higher quality pets and pet-care equipment mysteriously tends to be generated in close proximity to tankbots, and also tend to move around a lot at the bottom of frozen labs…
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### Author:  [@BeerBeer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/BeerBeer)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2016, 8:53am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3393 "2016-08-19T08:53:24Z")
> [@Sharklaser](#):
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> [quote=“Sheb, post:3390, topic:3101”]If you play as female, you are made useless with pain because of periods three time a season.
But gain auxiliary bite attack for the period.[/quote]
I just realized where the ‘bloody rag’ items come from.
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### Author:  [@Adragis029](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Adragis029)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2016, 10:35am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3394 "2016-08-19T10:35:51Z")
> [@BeerBeer](#):
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> [quote=“Sharklaser, post:3391, topic:3101”][quote=“Sheb, post:3390, topic:3101”]If you play as female, you are made useless with pain because of periods three time a season.
But gain auxiliary bite attack for the period.[/quote]
I just realized where the ‘bloody rag’ items come from.[/quote]
oh
oh no
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### Author:  [@BeerBeer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/BeerBeer)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2016, 12:18pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3395 "2016-08-19T12:18:50Z")
> [@Adragis029](#):
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> [quote=“BeerBeer, post:3393, topic:3101”][quote=“Sharklaser, post:3391, topic:3101”][quote=“Sheb, post:3390, topic:3101”]If you play as female, you are made useless with pain because of periods three time a season.
But gain auxiliary bite attack for the period.[/quote]
I just realized where the ‘bloody rag’ items come from.[/quote]
oh
oh no[/quote]
Exactly. Apocalypse. Tampons: gone. Pads: gone.
BUT.
“I have this sharp knife and this expensive silky soft Armani suit…”
The game does lack female hygiene products. Certainly some should be left somewhere. Apply tampon (fresh): +15 morale for fresh tampon (regardless of gender, of course). 2 days later it becomes tampon (rotten): -30 morale and risk ‘yeast infection’ status effect.
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### Author:  [@iceball3](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/iceball3)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2016, 5:31pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3396 "2016-08-19T17:31:12Z")
In addition: Be able to harvest your own yeast infections for the purposes of baking bread.
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### Author:  [@ApatheticExcuse](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/ApatheticExcuse)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2016, 6:31pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3397 "2016-08-20T18:31:00Z")
Eating too much jerky gives you horrible, debilitating stomach issues.
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### Author:  [@Lazy\_lizard](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Lazy_lizard)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2016, 8:56pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3398 "2016-08-20T20:56:10Z")
> [@iceball3](#):
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> In addition: Be able to harvest your own yeast infections for the purposes of baking bread.
Actually not the right species of yeast for that. Saccharomyces does not hang out in vaginas.
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### Author:  [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2016, 12:09am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3399 "2016-08-21T00:09:22Z")
I rather suspect that the intention was to be humorous(by making unexpected associations), rather than to provide helpful cooking tips. Apologies if I am mistaken on this point though.
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### Author:  [@Lazy\_lizard](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Lazy_lizard)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2016, 12:28am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3400 "2016-08-21T00:28:30Z")
> [@RAM](#):
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> I rather suspect that the intention was to be humorous(by making unexpected associations), rather than to provide helpful cooking tips. Apologies if I am mistaken on this point though.
No,no. I got the joke, but my amateur background in biology and zymurgy could not let me not chime in with some facts.
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