# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
**URL:** https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101
**Category:** The Drawing Board
**Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 163
### Author:  [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2016, 1:12am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3241 "2016-06-26T01:12:10Z")
> [@Kadian](#):
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> I want a Car-Wash ingame. So I can clean my car! It should also auto-repair everything of said car, mend everything that needs mending and color it red, so it’s a fast one! °cough cough° Or maybe just clean the blood off after you drove through a million zombies.
That would work great right up until a zombie crawls into the reservoir and it starts spraying zombie-gunk instead of water…
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### Author:  [@Kadian](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Kadian)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2016, 1:58am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3242 "2016-06-26T01:58:15Z")
> [@RAM](#):
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> [quote=“Kadian, post:3240, topic:3101”]I want a Car-Wash ingame. So I can clean my car! It should also auto-repair everything of said car, mend everything that needs mending and color it red, so it’s a fast one! °cough cough° Or maybe just clean the blood off after you drove through a million zombies.
That would work great right up until a zombie crawls into the reservoir and it starts spraying zombie-gunk instead of water…[/quote]
Even better: Have a Boomer in the Reservoir, and it sprays boomer-goo on everything! And that would make all the windows on your car opaque for a while!
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### Author:  [@Arek\_PL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Arek_PL)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2016, 6:07am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3243 "2016-06-26T06:07:26Z")
> [@Kadian](#):
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> [quote=“RAM, post:3241, topic:3101”][quote=“Kadian, post:3240, topic:3101”]I want a Car-Wash ingame. So I can clean my car! It should also auto-repair everything of said car, mend everything that needs mending and color it red, so it’s a fast one! °cough cough° Or maybe just clean the blood off after you drove through a million zombies.
That would work great right up until a zombie crawls into the reservoir and it starts spraying zombie-gunk instead of water…[/quote]
Even better: Have a Boomer in the Reservoir, and it sprays boomer-goo on everything! And that would make all the windows on your car opaque for a while![/quote]
or blobs, they spray on your car and then take out your headlights
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### Author:  [@Kadian](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Kadian)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2016, 10:58am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3244 "2016-06-26T10:58:46Z")
All this would also have a positive effect. While you wouldn’t be able to see far, pumping zombie-juice all over you would make the car smell like a zed - maybe the zombies would be passive for a while? till the rain washes it all away again?
And the blob would let your car mutate! It would get horns on it’s wheels, and a mouth, and it would kill people even when nobody is driving it, like in that one film with the trucks. God, I can’t remember the name.
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### Author:  [@Arek\_PL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Arek_PL)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2016, 11:14am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3245 "2016-06-26T11:14:11Z")
we need alslo strain of blob what can take machines as hosts, imagine tank zot or zombie walker and copzops
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### Author:  [@Kadian](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Kadian)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2016, 12:43am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3246 "2016-06-27T00:43:22Z")
Maybe mutating the blob yourself by using radiation and chemicals. This would also fit with the…Vehicle Additions Pack i believe? It adds blob-vehicle parts after all.
On a completely different note. We have a fnaf mod. Can we extend on it?
I want to have a rare chance to get a npc inside the abandoned buildings, in the Night-Guard room, doing impromptu musicals!
I’m obviously referencing these: [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTBpRwPSoxqm3G08FWBv4GgwAnSYGI1qP](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTBpRwPSoxqm3G08FWBv4GgwAnSYGI1qP)
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### Author:  [@Catfoodbob](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Catfoodbob)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2016, 2:32am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3247 "2016-06-27T02:32:36Z")
Spirit world, where it overlaps with the overworld, but is infested with ghosts, artifacts, and you can phase through things cause ghost.
you need some sort of artifact to get there though.
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### Author:  [@Catfoodbob](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Catfoodbob)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2016, 2:19pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3248 "2016-06-27T14:19:39Z")
ability to snap branches off of trees.
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### Author:  [@Kadian](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Kadian)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2016, 2:28pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3249 "2016-06-27T14:28:36Z")
> [@Catfoodbob](#):
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> ability to snap branches off of trees.
How is that a ‘bad’ suggestion or a ‘horrible’ idea?
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### Author:  [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2016, 10:38pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3250 "2016-06-27T22:38:54Z")
[quote=“Catfoodbob, post:3247, topic:3101”]Spirit world … ghosts … cause ghost.
you need some sort of artifact to get there though.[/quote]
That doesn’t sound right to me. Getting there ought to be pretty easy and mundane…
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### Author:  [@Coolthulhu](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Coolthulhu)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2016, 6:06am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3251 "2016-06-28T06:06:56Z")
Tipping a fedora should cure opiate addiction.
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### Author:  [@BeerBeer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/BeerBeer)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2016, 7:01am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3252 "2016-06-28T07:01:53Z")
Putting on a blindfold while wielding a quarterstaff should result in immediate beatings, while an unknown voice asks “What is the girl’s name?”, and the player character automatically responds “Girl has no name.” This happens regardless even if the player character is a burly biker or a spec ops soldier or whatever.
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### Author:  [@Kadian](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Kadian)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2016, 2:27pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3253 "2016-06-28T14:27:57Z")
> [@BeerBeer](#):
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> Putting on a blindfold while wielding a quarterstaff should result in immediate beatings, while an unknown voice asks “What is the girl’s name?”, and the player character automatically responds “Girl has no name.” This happens regardless even if the player character is a burly biker or a spec ops soldier or whatever.
Putting on a blindfold also has a rare chance to initiate other dialogues, like:
???: “Who are you?”
@: “No one.”
???: “If the girl says her name, a man will let her sleep under a roof tonight.”
@: “A girl has no name.”
???: “If the girl says her name, a man will feed her tonight.”
@: “A girl has no name.”
???: “If the girl says her name, a man will give her eyes back.”
@: “A girl has no name.”
???: “Come. The Girl is not a \>enter profession here\< anymore.”
In hindsight, this dialogue sounds vaguely kinky when it’s read out of context. At least parts of it (Yo girl, I’ll let you sleep under my roof, if you know what I mean ;D I’ll even ‘feed’ you _cough cough_ …)
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### Author:  [@Taberone](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Taberone)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2016, 5:39pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3254 "2016-06-28T17:39:20Z")
Wearing a fedora makes people react poorly to you or shoot you on sight.
Overpowered mutant or bionic NPC bandits roaming the wasteland in bulldozers, APCs, and tanks
Turrets having a random chance to grow legs and chase you down
Murdering an innocent NPC causes a lightning bolt to strike you down
Zombies with guns
Shelter basements randomly spawn with Tank Drones inside
Zombie Grenadiers can actually throw grenades
Suicide bomber zombies that look like a regular one until they drop an active mininuke upon dying
NPCs can spawn with the Miljor
Tank Drones can clone themselves
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### Author:  [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2016, 9:42pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3255 "2016-06-28T21:42:27Z")
> [@BeerBeer](#):
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> Putting on a blindfold while wielding a quarterstaff
Isn’t it sort of, umm, rather common for blind people(even those of the temporary or artificial variety) to carry sticks? My inner emo is screaming that your popular-culture reference is arbitrary and indistinct…
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### Author:  [@Catfoodbob](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Catfoodbob)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2016, 1:54am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3256 "2016-06-29T01:54:33Z")
I had a good idea to put here, but then i forgot.
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### Author:  [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2016, 4:13am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3257 "2016-06-29T04:13:58Z")
Magnetic manhacks. They stick to you if you’re wearing anything metal. Non-stop damage after that. NNNNYYEYEEEEEOOOOUUUWWWWW! Splat.
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### Author:  [@Someoneman](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Someoneman)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2016, 2:20pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3258 "2016-06-30T14:20:26Z")
Atheist trait. You start with a fedora, and gain bonus morale from butchering or burning religious texts. If any NPCs give you the mission to retrieve a holy item, your only option is to insult their inferior beliefs, resulting in them becoming hostile.
New item: High-end gaming laptop. Similar to the handheld gaming system, except instead of bad ASCII games you have 3D games with HD graphics. If you’re playing the ASCII version then the graphics are ASCII, but made to create a 3D scene ([like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHw7FziIH6I)).
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### Author:  [@Coolthulhu](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Coolthulhu)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2016, 2:35pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3259 "2016-06-30T14:35:39Z")
> [@Someoneman](#):
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> Atheist trait. You start with a fedora, and gain bonus morale from butchering or burning religious texts. If any NPCs give you the mission to retrieve a holy item, your only option is to insult their inferior beliefs, resulting in them becoming hostile.
But you gain +1 intelligence and are Euphoric all the time.
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### Author:  [@Taberone](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Taberone)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2016, 4:54pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3260 "2016-06-30T16:54:20Z")
> [@Slax](#):
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> Magnetic manhacks. They stick to you if you’re wearing anything metal. Non-stop damage after that. NNNNYYEYEEEEEOOOOUUUWWWWW! Splat.
How about magnetic bullets, too? They home in on you if you’re wearing metal.
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