# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas
**URL:** https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101
**Category:** The Drawing Board
**Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@BeerBeer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/BeerBeer)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2016, 1:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3201 "2016-06-06T13:45:54Z")
Need phone booths. For reasons. Possibly Superman pajamas as well.
Also, the phones in the booths should ring on occasion whenever the player walks by, and upon answering, a creepy robot voice should recite a bunch of military/police alphabets, such as: Bravo, India, Tango, Echo. Mike, Echo. š
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### Author:  [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2016, 5:23pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3202 "2016-06-06T17:23:00Z")
People who want zombie slavesā¦ for sex. Complete with procedurally generated human/zombie sex!
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### Author:  [@Eric](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Eric)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2016, 10:16pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3203 "2016-06-06T22:16:34Z")
Toy lightsabers, that snap open like police batons, only they do barely any damage at all. They also give a morale boost when wielded.
REAL lightsabers, they run off UPS power, are extremely powerful, and give an even larger morale boost when wielded
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### Author:  [@EditorRUS](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/EditorRUS)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2016, 5:20am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3204 "2016-06-07T05:20:02Z")
> People who want zombie slaves... for sex. Complete with procedurally generated human/zombie sex!
Why, that's the best idea I've ever heard. We already have certain tools for smex, why not adding more and the activity itself?
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### Author:  [@Fourty\_two](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Fourty_two)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2016, 11:46am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3205 "2016-06-10T11:46:45Z")
A Michael Bay mod.
Explosions everywhere.
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### Author:  [@Coolthulhu](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Coolthulhu)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2016, 12:08pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3206 "2016-06-10T12:08:24Z")
> [@Slax](#):
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> People who want zombie slavesā¦ for sex. Complete with procedurally generated human/zombie sex!
You mean
zex
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### Author:  [@Litppunk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Litppunk)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2016, 1:14pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3207 "2016-06-10T13:14:07Z")
Zex! Now approved by your local executioner and ZSF (zombie security force)
Stick Around, When we come back after this commercial break we investigate the questions:
Now that the world is coming back from the cataclysm and societies are reforming, and calming down, Do we need our various safeguards anymore? Is there a way to cut the down on the extreme taxes we pay for our security? Since we donāt have the power to run our cities power grids 24/7 what should we do for entertainment? Also coming up, What should we do with the stadiums? The unifying answer might surprise you at 10.
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### Author:  [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2016, 5:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3208 "2016-06-10T17:45:44Z")
You see an NPC. "Zex Artist."
Oh dear.
Give him money and heāll draw you naughty stuff. Look at too much of it and you gain tentacles. NOOOOOOOOO!
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### Author:  [@Kadian](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Kadian)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2016, 8:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3209 "2016-06-10T20:15:52Z")
[quote=āSlax, post:3208, topic:3101ā]You see an NPC. "Zex Artist."
Oh dear.
Give him money and heāll draw you naughty stuff. Look at too much of it and you gain tentacles. NOOOOOOOOO![/quote]
Does that mean weād turn into aā¦Zlax? _cough_
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### Author:  [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2016, 9:53pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3210 "2016-06-10T21:53:44Z")
Zex officially condemns these disgusting dead humans and their disgusting zex! You are hearby required to submit samples for research purposesā¦
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### Author:  [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2016, 9:55pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3211 "2016-06-10T21:55:14Z")
God damn it.
Yes.
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### Author:  [@Bumpkin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Bumpkin)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2016, 3:14pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3212 "2016-06-15T15:14:53Z")
I want fixed turrets with a facing direction like headlights, and you can just set them to āfireā or ādonāt fire yetā. Then I want to make homemade cannons and grapeshot so I can line my cube van with them and FIRE A BROADSIDE.
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### Author:  [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3213 "2016-06-15T20:48:14Z")
And where, may I ask, are the flying cars? And hoverboards? And why are the clothes not all silvery? Honestly, how are we supposed to believe that this is taking place in the future?
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### Author:  [@Coolthulhu](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Coolthulhu)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2016, 8:50pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3214 "2016-06-15T20:50:41Z")
> [@RAM](#):
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> And where, may I ask, are the flying cars? And hoverboards? And why are the clothes not all silvery? Honestly, how are we supposed to believe that this is taking place in the future?
There are plutonium cells, mininukes, radioactive waste dumps and policebots that beat up surrendering people.
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### Author:  [@Litppunk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Litppunk)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2016, 2:56am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3215 "2016-06-17T02:56:14Z")
And here I thought it was just LA. Always hard to tell them apart from robots anyways.
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### Author:  [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2016, 8:41pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3216 "2016-06-17T20:41:22Z")
There should be a morale buff from wearing a cape and tights.
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### Author:  [@BeerBeer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/BeerBeer)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3217 "2016-06-18T21:38:40Z")
NPCs who are zombie rights activists. Because of the belief that underneath, zombies are humans too, and they deserve humane treatment. At the very least, we cannot know what itās like to be a zombie. No one has come back from being a zombie, so we must fall to the side of caution, and assume there is a living and feeling person underneath, trying to communicate, or unable to control his behaviour. Zombie rights activists also zealously hate, persecute and fight normal healthy humans, who kill zombies without a second thought. How dare they, the bigoted racist callous bastards. How dare they violate zombies mercilessly at a whim. Have they no empathy?! It makes me sick. Zombies are beautiful and misunderstood human beings.
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### Author:  [@Coolthulhu](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Coolthulhu)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2016, 11:44pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3218 "2016-06-18T23:44:31Z")
Vegan zombies that ignore animals and humans, but fight triffids and fungals to the death.
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### Author:  [@Arek\_PL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Arek_PL)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2016, 10:11am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3219 "2016-06-19T10:11:26Z")
> [@BeerBeer](#):
>
> NPCs who are zombie rights activists. Because of the belief that underneath, zombies are humans too, and they deserve humane treatment. At the very least, we cannot know what itās like to be a zombie. No one has come back from being a zombie, so we must fall to the side of caution, and assume there is a living and feeling person underneath, trying to communicate, or unable to control his behaviour. Zombie rights activists also zealously hate, persecute and fight normal healthy humans, who kill zombies without a second thought. How dare they, the bigoted racist callous bastards. How dare they violate zombies mercilessly at a whim. Have they no empathy?! It makes me sick. Zombies are beautiful and misunderstood human beings.
this should be serious end game thing when society start to rebuild
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### Author:  [@Grandpuh\_Ty](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Grandpuh_Ty)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2016, 10:35pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/3220 "2016-06-19T22:35:41Z")
Impatient trait. Passing turns without doing anything incurs a morale debuff.
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