# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101>\
**Category:** The Drawing Board\
**Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Closet\_Pankin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/closet_pankin/32/376_2.png) [@Closet\_Pankin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Closet_Pankin)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 3:37am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/281 "2014-11-21T03:37:42Z")

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> [@jokermatt999](#):
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> [quote=“Closet Pankin, post:278, topic:3101”]Shotgun: blasts tequila into your mouth.

Goddamn it, dude! You just cannot blast water out of a gun.  
The technology is just not there.[/quote]

Naw, I mean they sort of figured it out with water guns, so I dunno why we can’t.

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 4:54am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/282 "2014-11-21T04:54:50Z")

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There’s no such thing as an alcohol gun. IT’S IMPOSSIBLE.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 5:35am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/283 "2014-11-21T05:35:16Z")

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I am forwarding that idea to a friend of mine who hosts parties, and may he buy a bag of dollar store tiny water pistols that barely hold a shot, and serve shots in them.

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**Author:** ![StopSignal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stopsignal/32/1923_2.png) [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 5:49am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/284 "2014-11-21T05:49:03Z")

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You, sir, deserve a cookie.  
Who i am kidding, i almost never drink.

Suggestion: Make absolutely every part in a car explosive as a mininuke when they get broken. Time to learn to drive.

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**Author:** ![Closet\_Pankin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/closet_pankin/32/376_2.png) [@Closet\_Pankin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Closet_Pankin)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 5:51am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/285 "2014-11-21T05:51:05Z")

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mfw only one person gets the reference.

how the fuck do you embed youtube videos on the forum?

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 6:01am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/286 "2014-11-21T06:01:25Z")

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[quote=“StopSignal, post:284, topic:3101”]You, sir, deserve a cookie.  
Who i am kidding, i almost never drink.

Suggestion: Make absolutely every part in a car explosive as a mininuke when they get broken. Time to learn to drive.[/quote]

Well that makes two of us, part of my stay-healthy plan involves cutting my casual drinks back to special events only, and as little added sugar as possible. And junk snacks in general. I shall cherish the cookie and then probably give it to a sibling so it might be enjoyed properly. Weh.

The game needs more allergies! How about bees?

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**Author:** ![StopSignal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stopsignal/32/1923_2.png) [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 6:10am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/287 "2014-11-21T06:10:34Z")

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Haha, but hey! Better sane than sorry.

Also, that would be so instakill!

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**Author:** ![i2amroy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/i2amroy/32/909_2.png) [@i2amroy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/i2amroy)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 9:15am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/288 "2014-11-21T09:15:55Z")

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> [@Closet Pankin](#):
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> how the fuck do you embed youtube videos on the forum?

You can’t, on purpose.

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**Author:** ![bugsniper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@bugsniper](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bugsniper)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 9:49am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/289 "2014-11-21T09:49:21Z")

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If you eat black pepper, you should receive a condition in which you keep coughing until you are no longer thirsty.

Also, add an infection susceptibility disease. You get it by doing fun things with NPCs.

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**Author:** ![saviliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@saviliana](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/saviliana)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/290 "2014-11-21T15:31:35Z")

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[quote=“bugsniper, post:289, topic:3101”]If you eat black pepper, you should receive a condition in which you keep coughing until you are no longer thirsty.

Also, add an infection susceptibility disease. You get it by doing fun things with NPCs.[/quote]  
What fun things? painting you with green paint?

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**Author:** ![RAM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9bd4f/32.png) [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/291 "2014-11-21T21:08:34Z")

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The game needs more youtube videos embedded into it, mod support is obviously an essential component of this. And random posts from the HUGL thread…

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 9:25pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/292 "2014-11-21T21:25:26Z")

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Screw-on punch launcher.  
Just strap it to your arm, apply screws and insulation, amp up the pressure, press button and watch that fist soar. Wear a spiked glove for MAXIMUM DAMAGE.

Inventors tend to forget about the finer details/flaws.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 11:22pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/293 "2014-11-21T23:22:59Z")

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Hug-Lag Hal Ghal-ghal. if it isn’t made a faction, it might still be in your head memorably forever.

Yes, I may have accidentally committed a keyboard smash to memory.

Anyway, they’d be a faction reknowned for their image macros, their long-run reputation, and their inexplicably extreme and often creative violence.

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**Author:** ![Nickal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nickal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Nickal)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 11:46pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/294 "2014-11-21T23:46:49Z")

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Let’s make every key(aside from movement keys)(know what, even the movement keys!) autobound to commit suicide, and make all the bindings suicide.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2014, 12:10am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/295 "2014-11-22T00:10:09Z")

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Replace that with (t)hrowing Granades and I’m sold.

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**Author:** ![Nickal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nickal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Nickal)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2014, 12:12am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/296 "2014-11-22T00:12:54Z")

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Know what, when you start up the game make the suicide key crash your computer too.

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**Author:** ![Valpo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/valpo/32/341_2.png) [@Valpo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Valpo)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2014, 12:14am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/297 "2014-11-22T00:14:50Z")

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> [@Nickal](#):
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> Know what, when you start up the game make the suicide key crash your computer too.

Make the computer kill you irl.

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**Author:** ![Nickal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nickal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Nickal)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2014, 12:22am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/298 "2014-11-22T00:22:15Z")

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> [@Valpo](#):
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> Make the computer kill you irl.

Then we should rename it C:FKA “Cataclysm: Freddy Krueger Ahead”

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**Author:** ![kevin.granade](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/kevin.granade/32/1316_2.png) [@kevin.granade](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/kevin.granade)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2014, 8:50am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/299 "2014-11-22T08:50:05Z")

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> [@Closet Pankin](#):
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> embed youtube videos on the forum

Thread over, we have a worst suggestion ever.

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2014, 2:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/300 "2014-11-22T14:45:33Z")

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> [@Kevin Granade](#):
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> [quote=“Closet Pankin, post:285, topic:3101”]embed youtube videos on the forum

Thread over, we have a worst suggestion ever.[/quote]

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