# We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101>\
**Category:** The Drawing Board\
**Created:** [September 18, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101 "2013-09-18T17:15:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_Candlebury](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/john_candlebury/32/6437_2.png) [@John\_Candlebury](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/John_Candlebury)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 3:22am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/181 "2014-10-25T03:22:11Z")

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A satellite strike designator.

If activated at the correct time in a 90 minute interval, a thor 7 satellite high in the thermosphere fires a house sized beam of painful fiery death at your target.

Bonus points for making the area of effect so big that the only way of surviving the strike is to throw the designator from a fast moving vehicle.

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**Author:** ![bubbadoo14](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/bubbadoo14/32/2716_2.png) [@bubbadoo14](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bubbadoo14)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 8:37am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/182 "2014-10-25T08:37:14Z")

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[quote=“John Candlebury, post:181, topic:3101”]A satellite strike designator.

If activated at the correct time in a 90 minute interval, a thor 7 satellite high in the thermosphere fires a house sized beam of painful fiery death at your target.

Bonus points for making the area of effect so big that the only way of surviving the strike is to throw the designator from a fast moving vehicle.[/quote]  
Take THAT you damn tankbot!

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**Author:** ![bahihs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@bahihs](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bahihs)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/183 "2014-10-26T17:12:12Z")

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Rockets.

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**Author:** ![Rhodri](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/rhodri/32/342_2.png) [@Rhodri](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rhodri)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/184 "2014-10-26T17:34:29Z")

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Make everything dildos. EVERYTHING.

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**Author:** ![Keyreper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/keyreper/32/163_2.png) [@Keyreper](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Keyreper)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/185 "2014-10-26T17:43:47Z")

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make every one get the same base mutations before being able to go past the threshold.

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/186 "2014-10-26T19:13:51Z")

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A spook value for enemies. Dress up as something scary and make scary noises to keep the bad things away.  
Sheets have never been so useful before! Booo-oooo-oooooo!

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**Author:** ![deadmerits](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/deadmerits/32/19_2.png) [@deadmerits](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/deadmerits)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/187 "2014-10-26T19:29:53Z")

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That should be extra effective against child zombies.

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 7:47pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/188 "2014-10-26T19:47:41Z")

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Throwing candy at child zombies also slows them down. Yup.

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**Author:** ![Keyreper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/keyreper/32/163_2.png) [@Keyreper](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Keyreper)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/189 "2014-10-26T20:03:32Z")

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Halloween DLC for $14.99, just ads flavor text to the descriptions of some of the zombies and may change them into a shade of orange and adds pumpkin seeds that were removed for next Halloween DLC.

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**Author:** ![infectedmochi](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/infectedmochi/32/206_2.png) [@infectedmochi](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/infectedmochi)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 1:38pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/190 "2014-10-28T13:38:28Z")

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> [@Keyreper](#):
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> Halloween DLC for $14.99, just ads flavor text to the descriptions of some of the zombies and may change them into a shade of orange and adds pumpkin seeds that were removed for next Halloween DLC.

Heh, this reminds me of the Halloween professions added a while back. Role-playing as Freddy Krueger was fun 🙂

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**Author:** ![Rhodri](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/rhodri/32/342_2.png) [@Rhodri](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rhodri)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 8:56am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/191 "2014-10-31T08:56:07Z")

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![](https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyXwUJQWGXnS0rNaEBqLaq6EFuk8taXkh8BvwJImamJTfk3Af2)  
(On an unrelated note, the thing under my profile picture says I’m a survivor now. The fact that this was around the same time I got my first successful character might not be unrelated.)

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**Author:** ![bubbadoo14](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/bubbadoo14/32/2716_2.png) [@bubbadoo14](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bubbadoo14)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 9:25am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/192 "2014-10-31T09:25:01Z")

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[quote=“Rhodri, post:191, topic:3101”] ![](https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyXwUJQWGXnS0rNaEBqLaq6EFuk8taXkh8BvwJImamJTfk3Af2)  
(On an unrelated note, the thing under my profile picture says I’m a survivor now. The fact that this was around the same time I got my first successful character might not be unrelated.)[/quote]  
It coincides with how many posts you have IIRC.

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 12:22pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/193 "2014-10-31T12:22:52Z")

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Guess you’ve never crafted a combat chainsaw.

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**Author:** ![Datanazush](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/datanazush/32/1055_2.png) [@Datanazush](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Datanazush)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 12:50pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/194 "2014-10-31T12:50:11Z")

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Strangely enough, when I think combat chainsaw, I picture the mini-chainsaws from Dead Rising.

 ![](http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140409155440/deadrising/images/e/ee/Dead_rising_Small_Chainsaw.png)

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**Author:** ![KA101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/278dde/32.png) [@KA101](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/KA101)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 12:23am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/195 "2014-11-01T00:23:36Z")

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[quote=“Datanazush, post:194, topic:3101”]Strangely enough, when I think combat chainsaw, I picture the mini-chainsaws from Dead Rising.

 ![](http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140409155440/deadrising/images/e/ee/Dead_rising_Small_Chainsaw.png)[/quote]

Yeah, that’s more or less what I think of.

250 posts = Survivor, so congrats on that, Rhodri. Next time a few less slurs on the chainsaw katana though, please.

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**Author:** ![bubbadoo14](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/bubbadoo14/32/2716_2.png) [@bubbadoo14](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bubbadoo14)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 10:10am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/196 "2014-11-02T10:10:35Z")

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[quote=“KA101, post:195, topic:3101”][quote=“Datanazush, post:194, topic:3101”]Strangely enough, when I think combat chainsaw, I picture the mini-chainsaws from Dead Rising.

 ![](http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140409155440/deadrising/images/e/ee/Dead_rising_Small_Chainsaw.png)[/quote]

Yeah, that’s more or less what I think of.

250 posts = Survivor, so congrats on that, Rhodri. Next time a few less slurs on the chainsaw katana though, please.[/quote]  
Dude he didn’t make that image, it is a viral image.

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**Author:** ![KA101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/278dde/32.png) [@KA101](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/KA101)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/197 "2014-11-02T23:52:59Z")

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Nothing a few minutes with GIMP, photoshop, Paint, etc couldn’t fix.

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**Author:** ![bubbadoo14](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/bubbadoo14/32/2716_2.png) [@bubbadoo14](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bubbadoo14)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 1:58am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/198 "2014-11-03T01:58:26Z")

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> [@KA101](#):
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> Nothing a few minutes with GIMP, photoshop, Paint, etc couldn’t fix.

It would be a real pain in the ass because you are so iffy on a few curse words to emphasize the over exaggeration of the awesomeness that is the Katana Chainsaw and a main reason why it is funny.

There is a nuke in the background which would be a pain in the ass to keep intact while getting rid of slurs.

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**Author:** ![KA101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/278dde/32.png) [@KA101](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/KA101)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 2:30am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/199 "2014-11-03T02:30:59Z")

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Expletives can be lived with. Slurs just make the space worse.

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**Author:** ![Wanderer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9a28c/32.png) [@Wanderer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Wanderer)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/we-make-bad-suggestions-and-come-up-with-horrible-ideas/3101/200 "2014-11-03T18:15:28Z")

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Recursive Cataclysm.

Or: to be able to cause a Cataclysm in the dimensions now in contact with our, which are causing our Cataclysm. And to do that again. And again…

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