# Turkey Hulk

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613>\
**Category:** The Drawing Board\
**Created:** [October 22, 2013, 3:20am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613 "2013-10-22T03:20:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GlyphGryph](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/glyphgryph/32/847_2.png) [@GlyphGryph](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/GlyphGryph)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 3:20am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/1 "2013-10-22T03:20:24Z")

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The bane of the woods

 ![](http://www.dougbot.com/forum/turkeyGobbler.jpg)

(Guys [entire blog](http://dougblot.blogspot.com/2007_03_01_archive.html) actually seems pretty sweet)

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**Author:** ![Leper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecd19e/32.png) [@Leper](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Leper)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 4:32am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/2 "2013-10-22T04:32:29Z")

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Pond goblins WHEN?

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**Author:** ![John\_Candlebury](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/john_candlebury/32/6437_2.png) [@John\_Candlebury](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/John_Candlebury)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 6:12am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/3 "2013-10-22T06:12:38Z")

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No  
NO  
NOT THIS

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**Author:** ![ramesesniblet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@ramesesniblet](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/ramesesniblet)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 8:43am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/4 "2013-10-22T08:43:10Z")

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I’m OK with this (should drop drumsticks when butchered).

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**Author:** ![Flare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Flare](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Flare)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 11:26am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/5 "2013-10-22T11:26:06Z")

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Make it drop tofu when you butcher it.

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**Author:** ![vultures](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/vultures/32/69_2.png) [@vultures](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/vultures)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 10:46pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/6 "2013-10-22T22:46:22Z")

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That’s one juicy holiday addon. Now milk the minotaur’s mom and make the cheese stuffing. 😛

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**Author:** ![EkarusRyndren](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/ekarusryndren/32/80_2.png) [@EkarusRyndren](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/EkarusRyndren)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/7 "2013-10-22T23:05:54Z")

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…Okay since no one else has said it yet… Y’all aware there’s a wang there?

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**Author:** ![vultures](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/vultures/32/69_2.png) [@vultures](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/vultures)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 11:54pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/8 "2013-10-22T23:54:00Z")

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Then it’s obviously looking at you, Ryndren. 😛

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**Author:** ![GlyphGryph](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/glyphgryph/32/847_2.png) [@GlyphGryph](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/GlyphGryph)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 4:29am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/9 "2013-10-23T04:29:53Z")

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> [@EkarusRyndren](#):
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> …Okay since no one else has said it yet… Y’all aware there’s a wang there?

So many… possible responses…

Maybe not all of us are as focused on wang as you seem to be?  
It’s nothing compared to the size of the wangs on the hulks already in the game.  
Of course it does! How else could it make make dozens of tine baby turkey hulks to hunt you down in the dead of night?

etc. and so. None of the possible responses are actually all that good.

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**Author:** ![Rivet](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/rivet/32/11_2.png) [@Rivet](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rivet)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 4:35am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/10 "2013-10-23T04:35:28Z")

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> [@GlyphGryph](#):
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> The bane of the woods

All I want to know is, is it edible?

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**Author:** ![ShinQuickMan](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/shinquickman/32/2516_2.png) [@ShinQuickMan](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/ShinQuickMan)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 5:57am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/11 "2013-10-23T05:57:54Z")

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Well, the Gozu is, so it only seems fair that the turkey hulk should be too.

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**Author:** ![tikilla](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/tikilla/32/201_2.png) [@tikilla](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/tikilla)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 6:09am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/12 "2013-10-23T06:09:38Z")

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Oh god that really freaks me out! I’m really scared now.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 6:51am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/13 "2013-10-23T06:51:14Z")

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Oh, a pornstar turkey.

![](http://wizardchan.org/hob/src/1362362418400.gif)

I wonder - can we obtain that dong as a weapon or a trophy? Also, why there’s still no critter-related trophies and items? I WANT MOOSE HORNS DAMNIT

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**Author:** ![kevin.granade](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/kevin.granade/32/1316_2.png) [@kevin.granade](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/kevin.granade)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/14 "2013-10-23T14:10:29Z")

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Should have a special holiday TurDuKen that only spawns on Thansksgiving. When you kill the turkey hulk it spawns a duck brute, then after killing that a chicken zombie appears.

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**Author:** ![StopSignal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stopsignal/32/1923_2.png) [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 2:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/15 "2013-10-23T14:45:06Z")

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Its basic food is Jabberwocks. D:

WE ARE DOOMED.

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**Author:** ![GlyphGryph](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/glyphgryph/32/847_2.png) [@GlyphGryph](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/GlyphGryph)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/16 "2013-10-23T14:53:45Z")

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> [@Kevin Granade](#):
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> Should have a special holiday TurDuKen that only spawns on Thansksgiving. When you kill the turkey hulk it spawns a duck brute, then after killing that a chicken zombie appears.

This is clearly the best idea that a human person has ever had. It is glorious.

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**Author:** ![kilozombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@kilozombie](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/kilozombie)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 3:02pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/17 "2013-10-23T15:02:47Z")

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How about one of Vihart’s delicious Turduckenailailduckenailails?

(1 turkey. 2 ducks inside. 4 quails inside, two in each duck.)

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**Author:** ![kevin.granade](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/kevin.granade/32/1316_2.png) [@kevin.granade](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/kevin.granade)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/18 "2013-10-23T15:07:35Z")

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That’s a good point, after the hulk the single brute and zombie aren’t going to be that much of a challenge, upping the numbers is a good fix for that.

Also it should have a special aroma attack that makes you hungry, but once you kill it tou discover the meat is tainted.

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**Author:** ![GlyphGryph](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/glyphgryph/32/847_2.png) [@GlyphGryph](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/GlyphGryph)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 4:01pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/19 "2013-10-23T16:01:36Z")

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I don’t think it’s important that they are that much of a challenge outright - the challenge should come from it being a surprise.

Rather than have it happen immediately, have it take a couple turns. So the player shoots the turkey hulk, breathes a sigh of release, heads over to butcher the great smelling corpse… and then has a brute RIGHT in his face roaring at him.

The chicken could be a “last hurrah”, and it’s default behaviour could even just outright be “flee! flee!” (It is a chicken after all)

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**Author:** ![RadaRadaRada](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@RadaRadaRada](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RadaRadaRada)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 5:23pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/turkey-hulk/3613/20 "2013-10-23T17:23:05Z")

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What the hell, am I reading here?

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