# Totally serious idea thread!
**URL:** https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/totally-serious-idea-thread/6157
**Category:** The Bunker
**Created:** [May 16, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/totally-serious-idea-thread/6157 "2014-05-16T23:14:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@Nappist](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Nappist)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/totally-serious-idea-thread/6157/1 "2014-05-16T23:14:53Z")
For all those totally stupid GREAT ideas that don’t fit anywhere else!!!
I’ll start.
Profession: Super-Munchkin
All CBM and all Defective/Poorly Installed CBMs.
Starts with every addiction at (40)
All skills at 5
Dragon Style
giant, foam, NERF™ Bat
black t-shirt that has ‘POWERGAMER’ in bold, white letters.
trenchcoat
army pants
football helmet
M72 LAW
velcro sneakers
knee pads
elbow pads
Cost: 24.5 points
Now come on down and share your awful AWESOME ideas!
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### Author:  [@Dec](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Dec)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2014, 11:36pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/totally-serious-idea-thread/6157/2 "2014-05-16T23:36:39Z")
(Just to clarify, I WOULD PLAY THE FUCK OUTTA THAT CLASS!)
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### Author:  [@John\_Candlebury](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/John_Candlebury)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/totally-serious-idea-thread/6157/3 "2014-05-18T20:29:41Z")
We need a lethal joke weapon. Your character just stands there, aiming with the gun gesture and yelling BANG BANG, completely gibbing everything you hit.
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### Author:  [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2014, 8:42pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/totally-serious-idea-thread/6157/4 "2014-05-18T20:42:18Z")
[size=24pt]FART LIGHTING![/size]
Eating foods like beans cause you to FART. You’re FART power is increased by how much windy food you eat. Use a lighter to light a FART. FARTS can vary from 1 block to the whole MAP if you FART with enough FARTINESS. Good luck on you’re FARTING quest.
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### Author:  [@KA101](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/KA101)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2014, 9:01pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/totally-serious-idea-thread/6157/5 "2014-05-18T21:01:24Z")
> [@John Candlebury](#):
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> We need a lethal joke weapon. Your character just stands there, aiming with the gun gesture and yelling BANG BANG, completely gibbing everything you hit.
Had something like that in Warehouse 23. Squirt gun, point it while saying “bang”, created a gunshot. Normal speech was a 9mm or so; warning included to not use the megaphone.
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### Author:  [@Aslandus](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Aslandus)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2014, 1:43am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/totally-serious-idea-thread/6157/6 "2014-05-19T01:43:16Z")
Handheld tactical badger grenade, throw it at your enemies and watch the mayhem
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### Author:  [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/totally-serious-idea-thread/6157/7 "2014-05-19T02:49:41Z")
> [@KA101](#):
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> [quote=“John Candlebury, post:3, topic:6157”]We need a lethal joke weapon. Your character just stands there, aiming with the gun gesture and yelling BANG BANG, completely gibbing everything you hit.
Had something like that in Warehouse 23. Squirt gun, point it while saying “bang”, created a gunshot. Normal speech was a 9mm or so; warning included to not use the megaphone.[/quote]
Warehouse 23?
Anyway, IDEA!
ARMOK:
All skills at 150
every stat is at 1500000
has every CBM
Has every Positive mutation,
whenever he speaks to himself, a friendly jabberwock spawns 3 tiles away.
Addicted to alcohol (PERMANANTLY)
starts with ALL the guns and ammo,and enough clothing to store it all, without any encumberance.
Costs -250 points.
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### Author:  [@RAM](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RAM)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2014, 3:09am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/totally-serious-idea-thread/6157/8 "2014-05-19T03:09:20Z")
Zombie houses.
The goo has infested a tree-house, if you enter, it instantly digests you.